my top ten drama - Page 13

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I m urs...I like grey more

LMAO I m indeed behaving like ullu baraye api ji

Hey wait a min...GREY IS A BANGLADESHI ELIGIBLE BACHELOR WHO HAS RECENTLY BECOME A FAN OF PAK SHOWS...that's like the male version of myself...we r match made in heaven grey...where r u...main yahaan hoon yahaan hoon yahaan hoon yahaan

Funny!!!!

Wife : Shall I prepare Curry or Soup today . Husband : First make it, we will name it later

A frustrated husband in front of his laptop:
dear google, please do not behave like my wife...
Please allow me to complete my sentence before you start guessing & suggesting


A married man's prayer;
Dear God, u gave me childhood, u took it away
U gave me youth, u took it away.
U gave me a wife... Its been years now,
just reminding u...

A man brings his best buddy home for dinner unannounced at 5:30 after work.
His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and listens in.
"My hair & makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done, I'm still in my pajamas and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight ! Why the hell did you bring him home for?"

Husband answers "Because he's thinking of getting married"

Couldn't stop sharing this one...

Husband: I found Aladdin's lamp today.

Wife: wow, what did u ask for darling??

Husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times..

Wife: oh.. darling..love u so much.. Did he do that??

Husband: He laughed and said multiplication doesn't apply on zero.


Employee: Sir You are like a lion in the office! What about at home??

Boss: I am a lion at home too, But there we have a lion tamer!!!


A man gifted his wife a diamond necklace for their anniversary and wife didn't speak to him for 6 months.

Was the necklace FAKE?

Nooo! That was the deal


A couple was having dinner at a fancy restaurant. As the food was served, the husband said, "the food looks delicious, let's eat."

Wife: honey...you say prayer before eating at home.

Husband: that's at home sweetheart...here the chef knows how to cook.


Best Slogan on a
MAN's T-Shirt :

"Please Do Not Disturb me,
I am Married and already very Disturbed"

Sorry Usman I went for grey even before u reading that I proposed u first

Wish grey came into picture later and we cud drag the me Usman hinna luv triangle for a wk