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Posted: 7 years ago
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September :

Prof. : this month is very lucky for you to start your dream course..if you want to progress with your education or start any new career oriented course then this is the month..


Nishi : then what should I do?..of wait if I study astronomy then will I be able to replace you as Prof.?
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Posted: 7 years ago
#42
December :

Nishi : what about December?


Prof. : I am coming to that..this Christmas you will get the chance to spend time with your old long lost friends also this new year will bring joy to you and your family because your full family will reunite and you all will celebrate the new year together..


Nishi : no BF?
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Posted: 7 years ago
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It's 17th March morning..CC team were under the blanket hiding themselves from getting caught by their lead for not finishing their work. Its their fellow CC Nishi's birthday and the thread is not ready!

Maliha : what should we do? πŸ˜•

Ramya: it is tomorrow..for God's sake..

Debo: we are going to miss the deadline..for the first time we will are going to fail in out mission 😡

Sid : I am sorry guys it is all my fault

Har : you know what we should all go for a mass retirement..

Megha : don't loose hope..we still have time..we should do something..let's decide..

As they were immersed in the google to find out her favorites, someone came hooting the "Dhinka Chika" song. Members closed the laptop and acted as if nothing happened because its their boss who is entering and they shouldn't give a small hint.

Yuvi : Hey whats up girls? All set?
Ramya : Voh. yea I mean we... Yes.

Sid (whispering) : We are finished now.😭

Megha : oh stop..

Yuvi: Why are you all looking like you stole something? Get ready to make arrangements to set up the room. We should start it by 11.50 at night.

Maliha : You mean surprise party? Yuvi I am sorry but we didnt plan anything.

Yuvi: oops didn't I tell you ?😲 there is no party today. I have planned something else. Now I get it.. You lazy people haven't done anything on the thread I know. I know you people sleep till the last minute😑. So I arranged everything.. Just help me for arranging this room.

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11.30 PM - Creative Castle Hall

Nishi the birthday girl entered watching her mobile. The hall was pitch dark in fact the whole castle was..
Nishi :Why does this give me a Hogwarts effect? (hitting her head) This is the after effect of watching HP 24*7. Chal let me find what our B'day team has in store for me.

Nishi entered the Birthday Subteam room only to find the room more darker than the hall area. She gulped her rising fear and moved forwards to switch on the light but a slow background of the castle when HP and his friends were entering. The wall in front of her had images of Hogwarts Castle and it looked as if she was watching Harry Potter movie on the wall.. A voice came suddenly out of the shadows, a soft, misty sort of voice.
"Welcome Nishi .. How nice to see you here"
This surely scared Nishi as she didn't expect Professor Trelawny here. The armchair and fire in front of her did shake Nishi a bit. A strong brave girl she was didn't show her fear and sat on the couch near by concentrating on the wall.

Prof: Nishi dear, I am here to predict your future, my crystal ball is all ready to spill out your next whole year. Do you have the strength to hear?"

Nishi (laughing) : Don't try to scare me. I am not the one who gets scared for these. Let me see what your crystal ball can predict!


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Edited by OtakuGirl-Debo - 7 years ago
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Posted: 7 years ago
#44
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March

Professor: Ah, the stars indicate this month will be full of pleasant surprises...and shall bring you immense joy in various forms... it shall be a happy month for you my dear..

Nishi: (Rolls her eyes) You call that a prediction? It's hardly something I couldn't have guessed myself... March is my birthday month, so even a blind person can judge i'll be pampered on my birthday...

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April

Professor: Louuuve is in the air! Aahh..if you are single(I am sure you're single) then tell the world that you are ready to 'mingle'. Picture this person in your mind's-eye and know that if you can conceive this image, you can attract just such a person to you too.

Nishi: Closes her eyes and says, 'I conceived Benedict Cumberbatch's image. Can I get him?'

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May

Professor: Hmmm...I see that you are riding your luck when it comes to money this month.

Nishi's eyes sparkled. 'Wait, what..? Money!' And she makes a mental list of things she needs. I need a iPhone 7, a Jimmy Cho clutch, a holiday trip to LA.

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June

Professor : Always wondered if you could ever set your feet out of the country? This time of the year you would be able to get to the destination you've always wished to get to .

Nishi : I always wanted to visit my cousin in Berlin and I also wanted to roam around in the city of Rome. Shopping in Paris would be great too . Or maybe ...

Professor : Patience my child , you will know more about it when the time comes .

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July

Nishi : What about July?
She pouted wondering all the possibilities all while thinking that this whole prediction was getting better .

Professor : Every person has the dream of becoming popular and so do you . Thus this July you would be all over social media . Your popularity shall be at its peak .

Nishi : Good popularity or bad ? Cause if it's bad then you can keep it for yourself , Mr Oh-So Future Prediction !

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August

Professor (taken aback at her remarks) : Don't worry this year shall not disappoint you in any way . August shall bring you the golden opportunity to meet someone you have always looked at with love through the television screen , a person who is worth your fan-girl time .

Nishi : So you mean a celebrity type person ?

Professor : Maybe . How should I know about your likes and interests. I only predict the future.

Nishi: WHATTT! you expect me to believe your predictions about my future when you don't even know my present likes and interests?? Some fortune teller you are!

Professor: (slightly angered) Listen young lady... I am a professor by profession and palmistry is one of my specialist areas and I will not tolerate any insulting remarks for my knowledge... Understood? (Nishi nodded and the Professor gave a small smile) Now, do you want me to continue predicting your future... (Nishi nodded again)

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September

Professor : Have you decided about your career?

Nishi : hmm.. yea but no. yea but yes..

Professor : You are so clear in your thoughts I can understand! I can see a bright future and a flying career.

Nishi: Flying maane, Aeronautics? Uh no!

Professor : I meant bright and successful career . You are going to achieve your dreams soon. You are going to make your parents and friends proud.

Nishi: Wow I would fly in happiness then.. Thank you crystal ball!

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October

Professor: The month of Halloween - the scariest months of all... scary things shall happen this month for you...

Nishi: (gulped in fear) Like what??

Professor: The return of the dead... they shall return to be close you once again.

Nishi: (sighs) oh dear Lord, please not another Ekta Kapoor wannabe. This ain't some Balaji drama where people can be shot dead and then return alive with no scars. This is MY life... move on to November please...

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November

Professor : Time to socialize!

Nishi: Matlab I mean How?

Professor : First update that FB status of yours! "Someone who loves breathing" that's not a cool status!

Nishi Why? I am being realistic and poetic!

Professor : Uh whatever! You will get all your long lost friends back this month.. Reunion sorts.

Nishi : Oh my! Then I have so much to catch up on gossips!

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December

'My dear ...' Professor Trelawney breathed,It is here, plainer than ever before ... my dear, stalking towards you, growing ever closer...

Nishi (battling eyelids): What ?

Professor : Christmas.. and my ball has holidays in its calendar. No predictions.. just enjoy this month!

Nishi : Was your ball working in Government Offices earlier ?

Professor : Don't underestimate me and my crystal ball!

Nishi: Fine ..Please continue..

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January

Professor : Its January and a Happy New Year

Nishi (glaring at her): Is that what it says?

Professor : Of course it says happy beginnings, happy year

Nishi: Professor. Please Its taking time. I have to watch Sherlock series on my laptop. If you can hurry up please..

Professor: Oh wait! A fortune awaits you girl!

Nishi : Oh.. What can it be?

Professor : I can only predict cant give the details and sources of your fortune. find it for yourself.

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February

Professor: Aahhh the month of love... now I see you will meet the love of your life in this month... (Nishi was over the moon) However... there's a slight issue...

Nishi: (worried) what issue?

Professor: Well how should I put this in simple words... hmmm... ok i'll just say it as it is... You shall meet him and feel that connection, however he shall dump you for another...

Nishi: What???

Professor: Yes, but there's nothing to worry about... as they say there are plenty of other fish in the sea. Now I need to get back to my class... time to do some REAL work.

Before Nishi could blink, the Professor was out of sight, but his predictions remained on her mind throughout her birthday day!

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Edited by OtakuGirl-Debo - 7 years ago
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Posted: 7 years ago
#45
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Birthday Massage



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Edited by OtakuGirl-Debo - 7 years ago
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Posted: 7 years ago
#46

Originally posted by: OtakuGirl-Debo

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It's 17th March morning.CC team was under the blanket hiding themselves from getting caught by their lead for not finishing their work. Its their fellow CC Nishi's birthday and the thread is not ready!

Maliha: What should we do? πŸ˜•

Ramya: It is tomorrow for God's sake.

Debo: We are going to miss the deadline for the first time, we are going to fail in our mission. 😡

Sid : I am sorry guys it is all my fault

Har: You know what we should all go for a mass retirement..

Megha: Don't lose hope. We still have time and we should do something let's decide

As they were immersed in the google to find out her favorites, someone came hooting the "Dhinka Chika" song. Members closed the laptop and acted as if nothing happened because it's their boss who is entering and they shouldn't give a small hint.

Yuvi: Hey whats up girls? All set?
Ramya: Voh. yea I mean we... Yes.

Sid (whispering): We are finished now.😭

Megha: Oh stop.

Yuvi: Why are you all looking like you stole something? Get ready to make arrangements to set up the room. We should start it by 11.50 at night.

Maliha: You mean surprise party? Yuvi I am sorry but we didn't plan anything.

Yuvi: Oops didn't I tell you ?😲 There is no party today. I have planned something else. Now I get it,You lazy people haven't done anything on the thread I know. I know you people sleep till the last minute😑. So I arranged everything. Just help me arranging this room.

https://img5.picload.org/image/rlawiilw/5-1.gif

11.30 PM - Creative Castle Hall

Nishi the birthday girl entered watching her mobile. The hall was pitch dark in fact the whole castle was...
Nishi: Why does this give me a Hogwarts effect? (hitting her head) This is the after effect of watching HP 24*7. Chal let me find what our Birthday team has in store for me.

Nishi entered the Birthday Subteam room only to find the room even darker than the hall area. She gulped her rising fear and moved forwards to switch on the light but a slow background of the castle when HP and his friends were entering. The wall in front of her had images of Hogwarts Castle and it looked as if she was watching Harry Potter movie on the wall. A voice came suddenly out of the shadows, a soft, misty sort of voice.
"Welcome Nishi. How nice to see you here"
This surely scared Nishi as she didn't expect Professor Trelawny here. The armchair and fire in front of her did shake Nishi a bit. A strong brave girl she was didn't show her fear and sat on the couch near by concentrating on the wall.

Prof: Nishi dear, I am here to predict your future, my crystal ball is all ready to spill out your next whole year. Do you have the strength to hear?"

Nishi (laughing): Don't try to scare me. I am not the one who gets scared for these. Let me see what your crystal ball can predict!


https://img5.picload.org/image/rlawiilr/1.gif



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Posted: 7 years ago
#47

Originally posted by: OtakuGirl-Debo

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Professor: So lets begin from March shall we?

Nishi: Yeah whatever you want
.

Professor: Ah, the stars indicate this month will be full of pleasant surprises...and shall bring you immense joy in various forms... it shall be a happy month for you my dear.

Nishi: (Rolls her eyes) You call that a prediction? It's hardly something I couldn't have guessed myself... March is my birthday month, so even a blind person can judge I'll be pampered on my birthday.

https://img5.picload.org/image/rlawiicr/5-2.gif


Professor: Hold on my child I have just started.

Nishi: Ok let see what you have to say about April


Professor: Louuuve is in the air! Aahh... If you are single(I am sure you're single) then tell the world that you are ready to 'mingle'. Picture this person in your mind's-eye and know that if you can conceive this image, you can attract just such a person to you too.

Nishi: Closes her eyes and says, 'I conceived Benedict Cumberbatch's image. Can I get him?'

https://img5.picload.org/image/rlawiicr/5-2.gif


Professor: Hmmm... As for May, I see that you are riding your luck when it comes to money .

Nishi's eyes sparkled. 'Wait, what? Money!' And she makes a mental list of things she needs. I need a iPhone 7, a Jimmy Choo clutch, a holiday trip to LA.

https://img5.picload.org/image/rlawiicr/5-2.gif


Professor: Moving towards June, ever wondered if you could ever set your feet out of the country? This time of the year you would be able to get to the destination you've always wished to get to.

Nishi: I always wanted to visit my cousin in Berlin and I also wanted to roam around in the city of Rome. Shopping in Paris would be great too or maybe ...

Professor: Patience my child, you will know more about it when the time comes.

https://img5.picload.org/image/rlawiicr/5-2.gif


Nishi: What about July?
She pouted wondering all the possibilities while thinking that this whole prediction was getting better.

Professor: Every person has a dream of becoming popular and so do you. Thus this July you would be all over social media. Your popularity shall be at its peak.

Nishi: Good popularity or bad? Cause if it's bad then you can keep it for yourself, Mr Oh-So Future Prediction!

https://img5.picload.org/image/rlawiicr/5-2.gif


Professor (taken aback at her remarks): Don't worry this year shall not disappoint you in any way. August shall bring you the golden opportunity to meet someone you have always looked at with love through the television screen, a person who is worth your fan-girl time .

Nishi: So you mean a celebrity type person ?

Professor: Maybe. How should I know about your likes and interests. I only predict the future.

Nishi: WHATTT! you expect me to believe your predictions about my future when you don't even know my present likes and interests? Some fortune teller you are!

Professor: (slightly angered) Listen young lady... I am a professor by profession and palmistry is one of my specialist areas and I will not tolerate any insulting remarks for my knowledge... Understood? (Nishi nodded and the Professor gave a small smile) Now, do you want me to continue predicting your future... (Nishi nodded again)

https://img5.picload.org/image/rlawiicr/5-2.gif


Professor: Have you decided about your career?

Nishi: Hmm.. yea but no. yea but yes..

Professor: You are so clear in your thoughts I can understand! I can see a bright future and a flying career starting from month of September.

Nishi: Flying maane, Aeronautics? Uh no!

Professor: I meant bright and successful career. You are going to achieve your dreams soon. You are going to make your parents and friends proud.

Nishi: Wow I would fly in happiness then.. Thank you crystal ball!

https://img5.picload.org/image/rlawiicr/5-2.gif


Professor: October the month of Halloween - the scariest months of all... scary things shall happen this month for you...

Nishi: (gulped in fear) Like what?

Professor: The return of the dead... they shall return to be close you once again.

Nishi: (sighs) oh dear Lord, please not another Ekta Kapoor wannabe. This ain't some Balaji drama where people can be shot dead and then return alive with no scars. This is MY life... move on to November please...

https://img5.picload.org/image/rlawiicr/5-2.gif


Professor: Time to socialize!

Nishi: Matlab I mean How?

Professor: First update that FB status of yours! "Someone who loves breathing" that's not a cool status!

Nishi: Why? I am being realistic and poetic!

Professor: Uh whatever! You will get all your long lost friends back this month.. Reunion sorts.

Nishi: Oh my! Then I have so much to catch up on gossips!

https://img5.picload.org/image/rlawiicr/5-2.gif


'My dear ...' Professor Trelawney breathed,It is here, plainer than ever before... my dear, stalking towards you, growing ever closer...

Nishi (battling eyelids): What ?

Professor : Christmas.. and my ball has holidays in its calendar. No predictions.. just enjoy this month!

Nishi : Was your ball working in Government Offices earlier ?

Professor : Don't underestimate me and my crystal ball!

Nishi: Fine please continue..

https://img5.picload.org/image/rlawiicr/5-2.gif


Professor: Its January and a Happy New Year.

Nishi (glaring at her): Is that what it says?

Professor: Of course it says happy beginnings, happy year.

Nishi: Professor. Please Its taking time. I have to watch Sherlock series on my laptop. If you can hurry up please..

Professor: Oh wait! A fortune awaits you girl!

Nishi : Oh.. What can it be?

Professor: I can only predict cant give the details and sources of your fortune. find it for yourself.

https://img5.picload.org/image/rlawiicr/5-2.gif


Professor: Aahhh Febuary the month of love... now I see you will meet the love of your life in this month... (Nishi was over the moon) However... there's a slight issue...

Nishi: (worried) what issue?

Professor: Well how should I put this in simple words... hmmm... ok i'll just say it as it is... You shall meet him and feel that connection, however he shall dump you for another...

Nishi: What???

Professor: Yes, but there's nothing to worry about... as they say there are plenty of other fish in the sea. Now I need to get back to my class... time to do some REAL work.

Before Nishi could blink, the Professor was out of sight, but her predictions remained on her mind throughout her birthday !

https://img5.picload.org/image/rlawiilw/5-1.gif

Edited by pancakes - 7 years ago
Posted: 7 years ago
#48
I hope this is okay:

Crazy creatives -
Happy Birthday To You! Happy Birthday To You!

Dearest Nishi we wish you a warm and happy birthday. Words aren't important but the emotions behind them are. We wish you all the happiness and that this year brings you more joy than the last. Enjoy every moment and just be the amazing you. Have a very special and great birthday.

Professor - Oh! I forgot to tell you that in order to attract all the good things and avoid all the bad things use this charm :

(birthday siggy)
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Originally posted by: OtakuGirl-Debo

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Dearest Nishi,

We wish you a warm and happy birthday. Words aren't important but the emotions behind them are. We wish you all the happiness and may this year brings you more joy than the last. Enjoy every moment and just be the amazing you. Have a very special and great birthday.

A small gift from Crazy Creatives as a token of appreciation for all your contribution to IF:



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#50
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It's 17th March morning.CC team was under the blanket hiding themselves from getting caught by their lead for not finishing their work. Its their fellow CC Nishi's birthday and the thread is not ready! 😲

Maliha: What should we do? πŸ˜•

Ramya: It is tomorrow for God's sake.

Debo: We are going to miss the deadline for the first time, we are going to fail in our mission. 😡

Sid : I am sorry guys it is all my fault

Har: You know what we should all go for a mass retirement..

Megha: Don't lose hope. We still have time, I am sure there is something we can come up with in such little time...

As they immersed themselves in a Google search with the hope to find out Nishi's favourites, someone came hooting the "Dhinka Chika" song. Everyone slammed the laptop shut, pretending they were doing nothing.

Yuvi: Hey what's up girls? All set?
Ramya: Voh. yea I mean we... Yes.

Sid (whispering): We are finished now.😭

Megha: Oh stop.

Yuvi: Why are you all looking like you have stolen something and are about to get caught? (Everyone nodded in disagreement, Yuvi rolled her eyes - she had a lot to do and could not waste another minute investigating what this Birthdays' ki toli was up to) Forget it.. you guys get yourselves sorted out, this room won't be set up by itself. Now get a move on. We should start it by 11.50pm.

Maliha: Start what? Oh...You mean surprise party? Yuvi I am sorry but we didn't plan anything.

Yuvi: Oops didn't I tell you ?😲 There is no party today. I have planned something else. You see I knew you lazy bunch would not have done anything without my supervising everything, so I made arrangements myself. Now all I want you people to do is help me arrange this room. Come on, chop chop, we haven't got all day you know.

https://img5.picload.org/image/rlawiilw/5-1.gif

11.30 PM - Creative Castle Hall

Nishi, the birthday girl entered with her eyes glued to her mobile phone. The hall was pitch dark in fact the whole castle was...

Nishi: Why does this give me a Hogwarts effect? (hitting her head) This is the after effect of watching Harry Potter 24/7. Chal let me find out what our Birthday team have in store for me.

Nishi entered the Birthday Subteam room only to find the room even darker than the hall area. She gulped and stepped forward to find the light switch, when a slow background of the castle emerged, with Harry Potter and his friends entering. The wall in front of her had images of Hogwarts Castle and it looked as if she was watching the Harry Potter movie on the wall. A voice suddenly called out from the shadows, a soft, misty sort of voice.

"Welcome Nishi. How nice to see you here"

This surely scared Nishi as she didn't expect Professor Trelawny here. The armchair and fire in front of her did shake her up a bit. But being the strong brave girl Nishi was, she did not express her fear and sat on the couch nearby, concentrating on the wall.

Prof: Nishi dear, I am here to predict your future, my crystal ball is all ready to spill out your forthcoming year. Do you have the strength to hear?"

Nishi (laughing): Don't try to scare me. I am not the type of person who gets scared by such things. Let me see what your crystal ball can predict!


https://img5.picload.org/image/rlawiilr/1.gif
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