You know you are a Pakistani when.... - Page 4

its full with sarcasam but not even true

Originally posted by: modishh

well..most of them dunt apply to me..and other ones r so common..i think tht happens in every household no matter ur paki or not

i totally agree. n also some1 has already posted this. it is in the members lounge section

wellllllllllllll i dont eat meatttttttttttttttttt i am vegetrain 😆 sooooooooo
what sayssssssss most of the thing it dosent go with my imageeee so sorryyyyyyyyyyyyy 😆

* Your house smells like fried onions.
no

* When you tell your parents you got 98% marks in an exam, and they ask you what happened to the other two percent.

no they never ask me 😆

* You make tea in a saucepan.

no i made my tea in teapot 😆

* You never buy bin bags, but use your saved grocery bags for it.

no iuse big begsss😆

* You put your clothes in suitcases instead of wardrobes.

no i use wardworpe 😆

* You have a 'Singer' sewing machine at home.

no i dont swing machineeeeeeee😆 i always buy clothes ready mate 😆

* Your mother has a minor disagreement with her sister and doesn't talk to her for ten years.

i havent got a sis 😆

* You call an older person you've never met before "uncle".

i dont have unlcle😆

* You hide everything from your parents.

sometimes😆 not always

* Your mother does everything for you if you are male.

nope i am girl 😆

* Your relatives alone could populate a small city.

no😆

* Everyone is a family friend.

no😆

* You were not that intelligent so you studied computer science or Business instead.

i love to study i am intellegent too 😆

* You know no one who has studied music.

i study music 😆

* You went to a university as far away from home as possible.

i study at college as far away from home as possiable 😆

* You still came back home to live with your parents after you had finished.

no i live with parents

* You like the meat well done.

i dont like meat i never touch meat in my life i am super vegi 😆

* You eat onions with everything.

i cant stand onion😆

* You use chilli sauce instead of tomato ketchup.

i use tomato ketup 😆

* You fight over who pays the dinner bill.

i never went to restaurant 😆

* You say you hate Indian films(/songs) but secretly watch(/hear) them with your parents.

i never say i hate boolywood movie i just dont watch them 😆

* You order Pakistani food in English language to impress the people you're with but the waiters don't understand you.

no😆 wronggggggggg i eat pakistani food i dont care what other people think ok

* You avoid public places when with a member of the opposite sex.

depends if the person is really ugly i never go in front of that 😆

* You secure your baggage with a rope.

yep you could say that 😆

* You get very upset when airlines refuse to accept your luggage which is just 80 lbs. overweight.

i never went anywhere so 😆

* You go back to your parents' country and people treat you like a member of the royal family.

that trueeeeee 😆 why not i live AUStralia

* You ask your dad a simple question and he tells you story of how he had to walk miles just to get to school.

no 😆 i never talk to my father because he is too strickk😆

* You are ALWAYS taking off and putting on your shoes wherever you go.

yes that is true 😆

* In addition to cooking, you also use oil as a grooming aid.

sometimes 😆

* You have annoying nicknames.

yes 😆

* Your parents call all your friends "Beta". (beta=son, beti=daughter)

nope 😆

* Your mother measures wealth only in gold and diamonds.

nope 😆

* Your parents push the concept of an arranged marriage on you and try to demonstrate how well it works whenever they're not fighting.

NOPE 😆

* Your parents compare you to all of their friends' kids.

no 😆

* If you are living abroad, at least once a week your mom says, "I want to go back to Pakistan".

no 😆

* No one ever seems to call ahead of time to say they are coming over for a visit.

nopeeeee 😆

* Your parents worry what other people will think if you're not going to be a DOCTOR or ENGINEER.

no they dont care 😆

* While living abroad, your parents always say, "It's cheaper in Pakistan."

no they never told me that 😆

sorry for all that it dosent match atallllllllllllll 😆 very few are match 😳😃

Originally posted by: CuteFairy91

* Your house smells like fried onions.

* When you tell your parents you got 98% marks in an exam, and they ask you what happened to the other two percent.

never got that high a mark lol in anything that my parents wanted me to get in actually...😆

* You make tea in a saucepan.

Yeah thats what i do... thats how my parents and rest of family like it..

* You never buy bin bags, but use your saved grocery bags for it.

well we do buy bin bags but we also use grocery bags...

* You put your clothes in suitcases instead of wardrobes.

Sometimes but my family does that all the time..

* You have a 'Singer' sewing machine at home.

My mom has a machine its loud..

* Your mother has a minor disagreement with her sister and doesn't talk to her for ten years.

not with her sister but with her brother so it still works out lol😆

* You call an older person you've never met before "uncle".

Yeah i HAVE to call people i don't know uncle and aunty thats why we have soooo many of them..😆

* You hide everything from your parents.

Hell Yeah i have to man their soooo traditional.... even im not THAT traditional ....

* Your mother does everything for you if you are male.

Soo true i have two brothers and their like kings and me and my older sis are like nothing...

* Your relatives alone could populate a small city.

Soo true...

* Everyone is a family friend.

Yeah... thats true too i never knew soo many people could be my moms friends...

* You were not that intelligent so you studied computer science or Business instead.

Nah i didn't even stufy that i took like Law and Drama rare combination eh...

* You know no one who has studied music.

Well my Brother is learning about music

* You went to a university as far away from home as possible.

N/A

* You still came back home to live with your parents after you had finished.

N/A

* You like the meat well done.

Depends if its chicken thats all i eat...

* You eat onions with everything.

Sometimes not all the time...

* You use chilli sauce instead of tomato ketchup.

I used Ketchup never chilli sauce hate it..

* You fight over who pays the dinner bill.

Na i just pay it and get it over an done with..

* You say you hate Indian films(/songs) but secretly watch(/hear) them with your parents.

i love indian songs and movies..

* You order Pakistani food in English language to impress the people you're with but the waiters don't understand you.

Na not really

* You avoid public places when with a member of the opposite sex.

Hell Yeah i know too many people remember i have relatives that could forum a small community..

* You secure your baggage with a rope.

Sometimes only when going travelling

* You get very upset when airlines refuse to accept your luggage which is just 80 lbs. overweight.

N/A

* You go back to your parents' country and people treat you like a member of the royal family.

Yeah thats true cuz im Canadian born and raised..

* You ask your dad a simple question and he tells you story of how he had to walk miles just to get to school.

Soo true he talk and talks about it..it gets on my nerves

* You are ALWAYS taking off and putting on your shoes wherever you go.

yeah

* In addition to cooking, you also use oil as a grooming aid.

N/A

* You have annoying nicknames.

Yeah

* Your parents call all your friends "Beta". (beta=son, beti=daughter)

Yeah

* Your mother measures wealth only in gold and diamonds.

N/A

* Your parents push the concept of an arranged marriage on you and try to demonstrate how well it works whenever they're not fighting.

100% true.. That love marriages don't work and arranged marriages do... blah blah blah

* Your parents compare you to all of their friends' kids.

All the Time

* If you are living abroad, at least once a week your mom says, "I want to go back to Pakistan".

Yeah

* No one ever seems to call ahead of time to say they are coming over for a visit.

N/A

* Your parents worry what other people will think if you're not going to be a DOCTOR or ENGINEER.

Yeah

* While living abroad, your parents always say, "It's cheaper in Pakistan."

True and how if we were their we would be spoiled..

so yeah most of this stuff is true for me thats kewl😆

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Originally posted by: Alisha_askim

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