You know you are a Pakistani when.... - Page 3

i got this in a mail..Gosh..that was just hilarious!!..many of them were actually true!!..thats how desis are..even though they dont admit it 😆😆i mean they are not completly true but many of them are..
guys plz dont take it personally..

btw thanxx for sharing..😊

i have read it before and most of these thing dont apply on me well i am still a pakistani that i know for sure and about house smelling like oninos never can happen with me i hate oninos and my mom keeps the house really clean 😆

Originally posted by: terepehloomein

thats SO STUPID...AND NOT TRUE!

nobody wants to know what you think...

lol 😆 😆 😆 yeah some of it is true on me.. but i hate meat food.. i dont liek red meat
but love chicken

and abotu indianf ilsm.. well i always watch srk salman kahn movies.. no oen object .. coz i enver said i hate indian films.. coz i dont care what otehr thinks..

everyone is equeal here

Originally posted by: princtengirl

hey dont be rude to her/him 😭

sorry but i just hate it if somebody writes stupid comments like her

😆
thats sooooooooooo true 😆 keep it up!!! 👏 👏

Originally posted by: princtengirl

but she has her opinion na please dont be harsh😭😳

😕ok...i dont wanted to fight....😊 😃

people can say this doesnt apply to them.. that doesnt apply to them and most of the things which they are saying dont apply to them such as using oil.... tell them to ask their parents....may be these kids are born here in the US/canada/UK and they dont know these things..... yeah there are few things which dont exist anymore.... yes those were there about 10-12 years ago.. but not anymore.....
calling an elder person uncle or aunty... yes it definitely exists and we call that out of respect.... nothing else..... about parents asking about 98%-2% story.... yes personal experience... my dad is a lawyer here in the US..... he always used to ask me and my siblings when are your exams, adn when we would get our transcripts..... why this is A- not A or A+......
and if you are not a doctor or engineer, what will people say.... personal experience... i wanted to go for administration or directorship of a hospital or pharma company, but my dad wanted all his kids to go for either medicine or law. so for him, i finished my med school... and now after finishing that, i am doing MBA in health management as well.... but he was not happy..... he wanted me to go for a clinical job as a physician just like my sister is doing now...... but i told him now.... got the degree... MD is a suffix to my name.... and thats all the relationship i have with medicine.... i am going to pursue my MBA so he agreed now.....
so yeah many things are right... but some are outdated now.....

omg 😆 sum of them r so true!

Lolz! dat iz funi, ye ive herd quite a few tymez! buh it wz under the general heading of asians rather than pakistanis, buh i answered da qs, jus 4 a lauf!

Originally posted by: CuteFairy91

* Your house smells like fried onions.
nope

* When you tell your parents you got 98% marks in an exam, and they ask you what happened to the other two percent.

in england we get grades, buh wen i gt grades lyk an a or a b, they say wt bot an a*

* You make tea in a saucepan.

Desi Tea is made in a saucepan!!

* You never buy bin bags, but use your saved grocery bags for it.

Shudnt waste tingz! - we shud help de environment nd dat

* You put your clothes in suitcases instead of wardrobes.

npe buh ill agre we use suitcasesa wen we go on hol😆

* You have a 'Singer' sewing machine at home.

nah, itz a janome 1

* Your mother has a minor disagreement with her sister and doesn't talk to her for ten years.

nah

* You call an older person you've never met before "uncle".

if itz a woman, we call her "aunty"😆

* You hide everything from your parents.

sum tingz, yes, i meen u cant go nd tel ur dad dat u fink a guyz buff man!

* Your mother does everything for you if you are male.

no, mi bro has 2 clean his own stuf!

* Your relatives alone could populate a small city.

nah

* Everyone is a family friend.

nope

* You were not that intelligent so you studied computer science or Business instead.

computer science is propa hard! - who wrote dis ting?

* You know no one who has studied music.

mi m8 has chosen music 4 her gcses nd i hav myself, it wz compulsory

* You went to a university as far away from home as possible.

im underage : da mo, buh lolz, dat iz tru

* You still came back home to live with your parents after you had finished.

ye, nd?

* You like the meat well done.

hm....

* You eat onions with everything.

def not!!!

* You use chilli sauce instead of tomato ketchup.

i luv chilli stuff

* You fight over who pays the dinner bill.

nah, buh, u c oder peepz doin it nd i jus sit bck nd wtch

* You say you hate Indian films(/songs) but secretly watch(/hear) them with your parents.

no, every1 knwz im a bollywod fanatic

* You order Pakistani food in English language to impress the people you're with but the waiters don't understand you.

nooooooooooooooooo

* You avoid public places when with a member of the opposite sex.

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, im nt doin nethin rong?!

* You secure your baggage with a rope.

nah, i wuldnt recommend it, itz nta gud way 2 keep ur possessions sfe😃

* You get very upset when airlines refuse to accept your luggage which is just 80 lbs. overweight.

lolz, seen dat happen

* You go back to your parents' country and people treat you like a member of the royal family.

dat iz tru, dey r afta ur tingz, datz y!

* You ask your dad a simple question and he tells you story of how he had to walk miles just to get to school.

hardly eva

* You are ALWAYS taking off and putting on your shoes wherever you go.

nope, buh i sumtyms do @ peepz houses, if dey gud carpet

* In addition to cooking, you also use oil as a grooming aid.

nah, i use other hair products

* You have annoying nicknames.

npe

* Your parents call all your friends "Beta". (beta=son, beti=daughter)

nah

* Your mother measures wealth only in gold and diamonds.

npe

* Your parents push the concept of an arranged marriage on you and try to demonstrate how well it works whenever they're not fighting.

npe nt reali

* Your parents compare you to all of their friends' kids.

i have 2 agree wiv dat 1!

* If you are living abroad, at least once a week your mom says, "I want to go back to Pakistan".

no

* No one ever seems to call ahead of time to say they are coming over for a visit.

dat iz tru! we do tho

* Your parents worry what other people will think if you're not going to be a DOCTOR or ENGINEER.

hmm, they'd rather i wz a teacher, buh i see wer ur cumin 4rm

* While living abroad, your parents always say, "It's cheaper in Pakistan."

no, dy say dat tingz r of equal value, cz peepz rip u off wen dey fynd out ur 4rm england or abroad