BollyCurry Presents Nonsensical Dialogues

Once upon a time, in a kingdom of "too much" called Bollywood, resided clans from varied background and even, mixed interests. The kingdom has many derisory jokes flying around in the air, a lot of vehicles and, of course, people bumping into each other and blowing up. Mind you, 99% of the occurrences in the realm were almost the same and purely coincidental. Then one black day entered a bunch of morons called scriptwriters, from the Never Never land of nonsensical buffoonery, decided that it is high time that the "too much" was converted into "damn too much". They infiltrated the bolti of the Bollywood residents, thus degrading the quality of words. The naivest victims of this epidemic were the residents of the neighbouring kingdom, a class known as audience. These words of imbecility thundered inside their brain and retarded their most valuable sense called common sense.

Alas, BollyCurry belongs to the less fortunate gang of audience, and are now treading on the thin line between sanity and insanity.  Therefore, we would like to honour a couple of the atrocious lines uttered in Bollywood. Before you take a glance at them, we hereby declare that BollyCurry shall not be responsible for any illness the readers might face while reading the following dialogues.

 

At least there is an educational revolution going on in Bollywood. But beware! Do not try this in your chemistry lab. Try this only under Rawbert's supervision.

 

Oh, how I'd like to do an ehsaan to the writer by hitting him with a flower pot!

 

You said three things, but I, me and myself is actually one thing. Oops, someone forgot to pay attention to their math teacher!

Three non-related phrases don't actually make a great dialogue. However with all the talk about sanskaari ghosts, we wonder if the writer watches many Hindi Dramas (yes, we're talking about Sasural Simar Ka).

 

Like really? You need common sense lessons, bro! On a side note, izzat isn't available in the market (yes, we checked) and human trafficking is prohibited worldwide.

 

Save our souls! Is this one of the famous Sardar Ji jokes? If not, we are definitely not buying this one, let it rot!

 

With the greatest respect, we're a bit confused here between what he does, what he says, what he doesn't say and what he doesn't do. Is it the dialogues these days or is it just us? Facepalm!

 

Since when did maa behen kar dunga mean screw you? From #BetiBachao it'll soon be#BoltiSeBachao.

 

First of all, this does not make sense. It takes a lot of himmat to put together such terrible lines. Secondly, the Hinglish at the end throws us off. Duh, if the rhyme scheme were that important, why not something like paani or sunny, we're sure Yo Yo wouldn't mind!

 

While Himesh Reshamiyya is trying to master all arts associated with filmmaking (to save the budget, maybe?), I'd like to close in on his face and scream, talking about Ravi Kumar's polyuria doesn't buy you a sympathy points!

 

I would like to snatch the keys of that scooter, throw it into a volcano, and see it disintegrate in the magma. Even better, I'd like to throw whoever wrote that lines into the same volcano. Kya karu, yeh jawani hai deewani and we are definitely not taking any chances!

 

I do not know about pappi, but I do have a puppy who's ready to tear the jhappi-wala to pieces.

 

Then you should definitely visit the doctor, dude! We're sure he'd give you some medicine to get rid of that Heropanti thing, whatever that is!

 

The scriptwriter must have thought both Salman Khan and Sylvester Stallone hails from Lilliput. Nevertheless, the box office collection of the movie tells you what happened after mixing both of them.

 

With all this chana and badam talk, we wonder if the writer was paid peanuts.