ITVRC Round 4 •Rangeen Kirdaar• - Page 9

Originally posted by: kavya1994

Aap mazaak kar rahi hain na😆Aise badi party mein itna taiyaar ho ke dabbe leke thodi aaungi...

Dabbe toh main kabhi-kabhi hi le jati hu, woh bhi Radha ke ghar jab bhi mujhe kuch chaiye hota hain, warna toh log mujhe khud hi packet ya apne ghar ke bartan mein de dete samaan aur phir main woh bartan return karne ke bahane next time kuch aur samaan wapas lekar chali jaati hu.

aapki baato se aisa mujhe laga 😆

sun kar aacha laga ki aap return main kuch deti ho 😆

Originally posted by: kavya1994

Aap Delhi ki hain ji😛Main bhi Delhi se hi hu, Karol bagh mein. Waise Delhi mein mere na bahut se rishtedaar hain,sab ke ghar aana-jaana laga hi rehta hain. Ab tum bhi wahi rehti ho toh tumhare ghar bhi aa jaya karungi😃

Waah Ishqi beta, tum kitni acchi ho jo mere liye itna soch rahi ho😳 aur ek woh Naani hain, Radha ki maa, Suraj Ji ke ghar mein ghuso nahi ki mujhe bahar bhejne ko hamesha peeche hi padi rehti hain na aur khud beti ke sasural rehti hain, wapas jaane ka naam hi nahi leti😒

Tum hi batao, aise bartaav karta hain koi apne ghar aaye mehmaano se😒 Tumhe pata hain ek baar na, Suraj Ji ne bade pyaar se market se laaya hua gol-gol beautiful baigan mujhe diya tha😳 par Naani Ji ko usse bhi problem thi, ghar mein itne baigan hote huye bhi mujhse woh baigan wapas maangne aa gayi. Aisa koi karta hain bhala?

Areh Aunty aap aaraam se aayiye humare ghr, aapke saath esse hua Kiya? Essa hota hai toh jese aap khana le jaate hai Nani k ghr se aap v unke liye Mithai le jayiye. Ho sakta hai unke body mai mithas ki kami ho. Aap daan kar dijiyega.. Tab shayad unko aappe pyaar aa jaye.

Lekin aap please aapki 1920k thoughton ko piche chor aayiye, beti k ghr Mai maa kyun nahi reh sakti? Mai v maasi ko itna kehti hu wo v nahi maanti hai mere ghr aane ko...kitna bura lagta hai mujhe pata hai?

Ye Suraj ji kaun hai? Aap itna naam lete hai unke?

Originally posted by: Autumnn

AVM Kaun hai? unko bhi lete aati new year party main. 

talli is so middle class, say 'drunk' beta

AVM - Mere pati hai Ahaan Veer Malhotra. Mai usse naam teen Banda mean v kehti hu.🤭 Unke business party hai warna zaroor laati usse.

Main toh talli ta tight esse hi bolti hu. Abhi AVM shaadi se pehle toh mai middle class hi thi Naa, ek saal v nahi hui.

Originally posted by: kavya1994

Phir toh apni khoob jamegi Ishqi beta, mujhe na baatein karne aur aas-padoos ke kabar rakhne ka bahot shauk hain😛Pata hain main toh Ghar mein Khali waqt bhi apne durbeen nikal ke dusron ke ghar mein kya chal raha yeh dekh kar kaat ti hu😆

Batein karna toh mujhe v bohot pasand hai. Aap khali waqt ep exercise kariye na aunty, sehat k liye behtar hai. Warna itne saare khabar k tension se aapke skin k glow 🌟 gayab ho jayenge, bilkul Sarla aunty k tarah.

Originally posted by: Autumnn

Mera beta Rosesh bhi kidnap ho gaya tha bechara.. Usne toh aapne kidnappers ko bhi dost bana liya aur unse kavita likhawaya apne upar.... 😳

Lekin kidnapperon se dosti? Haawww....aunty, Kahi aapke bete v unke sangat k asar se gunde ban gaye toh?

Khushi ji, sugar free k mithai Wale section kaha hai? Wo na mujhe diabetes hai isilye ye baki sare sweeten toh nahi kha paungi.

Originally posted by: Autumnn

aapki baato se aisa mujhe laga 😆

sun kar aacha laga ki aap return main kuch deti ho 😆

Nahi Ji. Mere kehne ka matlab hain ki mai bartan wapas dene ke liye jaati zaroor hu par kisi na kisi bahane se ussi bartan mein phir se kuch maang kar le aati hu😁

Originally posted by: Physics_girl

Areh Aunty aap aaraam se aayiye humare ghr, aapke saath esse hua Kiya? Essa hota hai toh jese aap khana le jaate hai Nani k ghr se aap v unke liye Mithai le jayiye. Ho sakta hai unke body mai mithas ki kami ho. Aap daan kar dijiyega.. Tab shayad unko aappe pyaar aa jaye.

Lekin aap please aapki 1920k thoughton ko piche chor aayiye, beti k ghr Mai maa kyun nahi reh sakti? Mai v maasi ko itna kehti hu wo v nahi maanti hai mere ghr aane ko...kitna bura lagta hai mujhe pata hai?

Ye Suraj ji kaun hai? Aap itna naam lete hai unke?

Accha aisa hain kya, phir tum hi bata do koi acchi mithai ka naam jo khaane mein meethi aur dikhne mein Sundar ho, bilkul meri tarah 😳aur jiska price bhi kam ho. 

Agar sweets mein bhi koi free ya off wala sale chal raha ho na toh woh bhi mujhe batana. Main Nani Ji ke liye wahi se order kar dungi.

Ab tum itna keh rahi ho toh yeh purane khyal piche chod main bhi modern ban jaaungi taaki Bittu ke papa bhi mujhe kuch bhaav de.

Arre, bataya toh tha Suraj Ji hamare padosi hain, bade achche doctor hain ji woh. Radha unki patni hain. Nani Ji, Radha ki maa. Jay, Suraj Ji ur Radha ka chota beta aur Jiya unki badi beti jo Parminder, mere niece hain na, uske saath uske college mein padhti hain.

Originally posted by: Autumnn

Complete sentence sikhaoge ya incomplete?

Well....you are bad is the, main hoon do bachchon ka dad is the. 

Aapki bahu ke liye mujhe bohot bura lag raha hai ki usko aap jaisi saas mili 

Originally posted by: Physics_girl

Lekin kidnapperon se dosti? Haawww....aunty, Kahi aapke bete v unke sangat k asar se gunde ban gaye toh?

Mera Rosesh itana sweet and innocent hai ki woh kisiko bhi apni taraf khich leta hai... 

kidnappers usi kavitao se bade prabhavit hue aur unmain parivartan aaya.. 

Kabhi aana Ishqi beta hamare ghar Rosesh ki kavitaiye sunne...