ITVRC Round 4 •Rangeen Kirdaar• - Page 7

Originally posted by: kavya1994

Arre , Ishqi beta main hoon na baat karne ke liye. Waise tum kaha(place) se ho? Yaha padhai kar rahi ho kya mere niece Parminder ke tarah? 

Yaha kaha rehti ho? Yahi paas mein rehti hogi toh aur bhi accha hoga, main roz tumhare ghar aa jaya karungi jaise main Jia beta ke ghar chali jaati hu. Tumse baatein bhi kar lungi aur jo kuch Jia ke ghar se na mile woh tumhare ghar se le jaaungi 😃

Mai toh Delhi mai hi rahungi. Mere husband AVM yehi Jo rehte hai. Mai toh job karti hu, lekin shaadi k baad kaunsa job join ki makers ne clear nahi ki. Shanti aunty aap mere ghr AA jatiye, itna khilaungi ki kuch le jane ki zaroorat v nahi parenge...pet, haath sab bhar jayenge. Lekin baat sirf office holidays mai hi karungi thik hai?

Maya aunty , Mere haathon k Gobi k parathe toh  world famous hai. Aap ek baar try maarke dekhiye naa.. .

Aap dono saath Mai aayega ek din lunch ya dinner karne k liye hamare ghr😁. Mere devar Kartik v acche khane banate hai..wo Maya aunty aapke modern style ka. Wo v kha lijiye ga aur uske saath baat karne mai v bohot Mazza aayega aap logonko...

Aap 'what the what the' kehke aadhe kyun bolti ho? AVM k tarah purra bol do Josh se ' what the fudge'🤣

Originally posted by: Swetha-Sai

Kind of. 

I use my forensic tools once in a while to give clues to my team about the murderer otherwise my intellect and intuition is adequate to solve any crime 😎

Mai toh do do baar kidnap ho gayi thi. Ek baar khud chut k aa gayi aur dusri baar mental hosiptal se AVM aur Kartik ne bacha liye. Aap apni CID k officers ko puchiyega. Kaaha gayab the wo tab? 

Originally posted by: Autumnn

My luck! 😳 

How is Dr. Tarika? I have another son who will be perfect for her. Rosesh 😳

Aap dhoka mat khaiyiye, mujhe toh lagta hai Dr. Tarika ka Inspector Abhijeet k saath kuch chal rahe hai🤭 . Aapke bete k zindagi barbad ho jayenge.

Originally posted by: Autumnn

Aap bhi Mohisha ki rishte main lagti hai.. woh bhi sab jagah free ka dhundhti hai... 

“Monisha toh supermarket jaa ke bhi free dhaniya mangti hai.”  kya aap bhi aisa karti ho?

Aisa kya, phir toh ho sakta hain ki Monisha meri hi door ki rishtedaar ho😛

Waise Maya Ji, constable Gopi Ji bata rahe the iss party ke arrangements aapne aur khushi Ji ne ki hain. Badi Sundarr arrangements ki hain aapne👌Main na keh rahi thi ki agar panner cubes ya achaar, ya drinks ki bottle use nahi ho paaye iss party mein toh aap na bilkul fikar mat kijiyega. Main hu na Ji, usse apne bete Bittu ke liye le jaaungi😛 usse na Paneer ki sabzi aur yeh drinks bahot pasand hain😃

Ek aur sawaal bhi poochna tha aap se Maya Ji, woh aapki Bahu Monisha konse supermarket jaati hain jahan dhaniya free mein mil jaata hain? 😛 Mai soch rahi thi next time, main bhi wahi se sabzi laau, dhaniya khareed ne ke paise bhi Bach jaayenge😊

Maine na party organisers se  pucha kahi only one post ameeron wali party ka naya style toh nahi? Kyun mai toh esse party se waapas ghr jaane ki soch rahi thi. AVM ka hi sar khaane k liye. Esse new year party hi kaisa jahaan khub saari baatein na ho? Par unhone bataya ki hum reply ya quote kar sakte hai sirf aakele Mai barabara nahi sakte. Toh ab se mai dher sari baatein karungi🤣.Lekin  Pata  hai shaadi se pehle Jab apni moholle wali parties attend ki thi na Mai tab na kuch log talli hoke akele Mai hi apni history geography sab bara bara rahte hai🤭

Originally posted by: Aquabutterfly

Koi baat nahi. Main aapko english sikha dunga.

Waise what is your name is the? Delhi mein hai traffic jam is the.

Complete sentence sikhaoge ya incomplete?

Originally posted by: Autumnn

Complete sentence sikhaoge ya imcomplete?

Sentence complete mai khud kalungi. Mujhe bas hi-fi words k meaning sikhni hai🤭

Originally posted by: Physics_girl

Mai toh Delhi mai hi rahungi. Mere husband AVM yehi Jo rehte hai. Mai toh job karti hu, lekin shaadi k baad kaunsa job join ki makers ne clear nahi ki. Shanti aunty aap mere ghr AA jatiye, itna khilaungi ki kuch le jane ki zaroorat v nahi parenge...pet, haath sab bhar jayenge. Lekin baat sirf office holidays mai hi karungi thik hai?

Maya aunty , Mere haathon k Gobi k parathe toh  world famous hai. Aap ek baar try maarke dekhiye naa.. .

Aap dono saath Mai aayega ek din lunch ya dinner karne k liye hamare ghr😁. Mere devar Kartik v acche khane banate hai..wo Maya aunty aapke modern style ka. Wo v kha lijiye ga aur uske saath baat karne mai v bohot Mazza aayega aap logonko...

Aap Delhi ki hain ji😛Main bhi Delhi se hi hu, Karol bagh mein. Waise Delhi mein mere na bahut se rishtedaar hain,sab ke ghar aana-jaana laga hi rehta hain. Ab tum bhi wahi rehti ho toh tumhare ghar bhi aa jaya karungi😃

Waah Ishqi beta, tum kitni acchi ho jo mere liye itna soch rahi ho😳 aur ek woh Naani hain, Radha ki maa, Suraj Ji ke ghar mein ghuso nahi ki mujhe bahar bhejne ko hamesha peeche hi padi rehti hain na aur khud beti ke sasural rehti hain, wapas jaane ka naam hi nahi leti😒

Tum hi batao, aise bartaav karta hain koi apne ghar aaye mehmaano se😒 Tumhe pata hain ek baar na, Suraj Ji ne bade pyaar se market se laaya hua gol-gol beautiful baigan mujhe diya tha😳 par Naani Ji ko usse bhi problem thi, ghar mein itne baigan hote huye bhi mujhse woh baigan wapas maangne aa gayi. Aisa koi karta hain bhala?

Originally posted by: Physics_girl

Mai toh do do baar kidnap ho gayi thi. Ek baar khud chut k aa gayi aur dusri baar mental hosiptal se AVM aur Kartik ne bacha liye. Aap apni CID k officers ko puchiyega. Kaaha gayab the wo tab? 

Mera beta Rosesh bhi kidnap ho gaya tha bechara.. Usne toh aapne kidnappers ko bhi dost bana liya aur unse kavita likhawaya apne upar.... 😳