Originally posted by: Physics_girl
Thank you 😊. Wese mujhe v thodi thodi English aati hai. Ye dekhiye - My name is Ishqi and I am not a car thief. Bas hifi English mere palle nahi parte. 😁
Koi na ji, assi best english speaker in all chauki. Yahan tak ki mummy ji ki angrezi bhi main hi sudharta hoon 🤪
Originally posted by: Aquabutterfly
Koi na ji, assi best english speaker in all chauki. Yahan tak ki mummy ji ki angrezi bhi main hi sudharta hoon 🤪
Areh koi mujhse baat nahi kar Rahi thi na isliye maine jhooth bol d ki mujhe English nahi aati mujhe taki koi mujhe v thoda Bhau de de🤭😂. Mujhe sab samajh aate hai. Baas kuch hifi words bolne mai galat ho jaate hai😂😂. Jaise widow ko window bol d maine ek baar.
Mujhe na ye sab sharatein bohot pasand hai 🤭😂.
Thank you aap ne mere help karne k liye maane 🤭😂😂
Originally posted by: Aquabutterfly
Behen ji, itna toh main mummy ji se chutti nahi mangta jitna ek saans mein aapne mujhse maang liya hai Shahrukh Khan mera piyo hai jo humari party mein aayega? Yahan toh Kamal R Khan bhi na aaye 🤪
Aap kya pehle kahin bheekh mangti thi jo itni practice hai? Agar ho sake toh mummy ji se mere liye do hafton ki chutti maang lijiye. Woh meri girlfriend ke saath Ooty jaana hai. Lekin agar uss Billu ko pata chal gaya toh woh poore plan pe lassi fer dega.
Waise Suraj ji ki biwi pari hain? What is her name is the? Delhi mein traffic jam is the.
Accha SRK nahi aa rahe hain kya, koi nahi ji...Main toh badi umeed se aayi aayi thi woh yaha aayenge, main unke saath pose dekar photo khichwaaungi, phir unka autograph maangugi aur ho sakta toh unke saath ek gaane pe dance bhi dance bhi kar leti
Hayo Rabba 😯, main aapko bhikhari dikhti hu kya?😒
Main toh bas apne padosiyon se kabhi-kabhi thodi shakkar, kabhi thodi si chaipatti, toh kabhi thoda sa ghee maang leti hu ji😳Ab padosiyon se thoda maangne mein koi bhikhari thode hi ban jata hai...Hain na Ji...
Gopi Ji agar aap apni girlfriend ke saath Ooty jaaye na toh mere liye bhi wahan se kuch nishaani ke taur pe kuch le aayega😳Mr Saberwal toh mujhe kahi ghoomne le jaane se rahe
Accha aap bata sakte hain iss party ka raashan, I mean khane-peene ka dhyaan kaun rakh raha hain? 😛Main na ussi se thode sa samaan maang lungi😊 Ab yahan zyada bach jaayega toh waste ho jaayega na ji aur Guru ji kehte hain ki aise zaroori vastuyon ko barbaad nahi karna chahiye, main thoda se le jaaungi toh woh bhi barbaad nahi honge aur woh cheez mujhe Suraj Ji ke ghar jaa kar Radha se maangni bhi nahi padegi😃
Arre, Suraj Ji ki patni ka naam hi toh Radha hain😛 Ab woh pari hain ya nahi yeh toh mujhe pakka nahi pata par uss ghar mein na koi na koi jaadu zaroor karta hain Ji. Maine khud apne ghar se apni durbeen se dekha hain ji...unke ghar ka sara kaam apne aap hi ho jata hain.
Originally posted by: kavya1994
Accha SRK nahi aa rahe hain kya, koi nahi ji...Main toh badi umeed se aayi aayi thi woh yaha aayenge, main unke saath pose dekar photo khichwaaungi, phir unka autograph maangugi aur ho sakta toh unke saath ek gaane pe dance bhi dance bhi kar leti
Hayo Rabba 😯, main aapko bhikhari dikhti hu kya?😒
Main toh bas apne padosiyon se kabhi-kabhi thodi shakkar, kabhi thodi si chaipatti, toh kabhi thoda sa ghee maang leti hu ji😳Ab padosiyon se thoda maangne mein koi bhikhari thode hi ban jata hai...Hain na Ji...
Gopi Ji agar aap apni girlfriend ke saath Ooty jaaye na toh mere liye bhi wahan se kuch nishaani ke taur pe kuch le aayega😳Mr Saberwal toh mujhe kahi ghoomne le jaane se rahe
Accha aap bata sakte hain iss party ka raashan, I mean khane-peene ka dhyaan kaun rakh raha hain? 😛Main na ussi se thode sa samaan maang lungi😊 Ab yahan zyada bach jaayega toh waste ho jaayega na ji aur Guru ji kehte hain ki aise zaroori vastuyon ko barbaad nahi karna chahiye, main thoda se le jaaungi toh woh bhi barbaad nahi honge aur woh cheez mujhe Suraj Ji ke ghar jaa kar Radha se maangni bhi nahi padegi😃
Arre, Suraj Ji ki patni ka naam hi toh Radha hain😛 Ab woh pari hain ya nahi yeh toh mujhe pakka nahi pata par uss ghar mein na koi na koi jaadu zaroor karta hain Ji. Maine khud apne ghar se apni durbeen se dekha hain ji...unke ghar ka sara kaam apne aap hi ho jata hain.
Shanti ji, aap din mein kitni baar Suraj ji ka naam leti hain? Jabse party shuru huyi hai aap unke naam ki mala japti jaa rahi hain. Well, achha hai, main bhi apni saari girlfriends ka naam aise hi leta hoon
Party ki saari arrangements Khushi ji aur Maya bhabhi ji ne ki hain. Aapko jo chahiye unse maang lijiye, aur extra mere liye bhi ☺️
Oh I am sorry is the, truck car and lorry is the. Aap bhikhari nahi, sirf bhikharan ho sakti hain.
I am shocked. Radha ji se puchhna ki kya woh mujhe jaadu se commissioner bana dengi. Billu aur uske jija ne jeena mushkil kar rakha hai mera. Aur unhe bhi party mein invite kar dijiyega 😆
Originally posted by: Physics_girl
Areh koi mujhse baat nahi kar Rahi thi na isliye maine jhooth bol d ki mujhe English nahi aati mujhe taki koi mujhe v thoda Bhau de de🤭😂. Mujhe sab samajh aate hai. Baas kuch hifi words bolne mai galat ho jaate hai😂😂. Jaise widow ko window bol d maine ek baar.
Mujhe na ye sab sharatein bohot pasand hai 🤭😂.
Thank you aap ne mere help karne k liye maane 🤭😂😂
Arre , Ishqi beta main hoon na baat karne ke liye. Waise tum kaha(place) se ho? Yaha padhai kar rahi ho kya mere niece Parminder ke tarah?
Yaha kaha rehti ho? Yahi paas mein rehti hogi toh aur bhi accha hoga, main roz tumhare ghar aa jaya karungi jaise main Jia beta ke ghar chali jaati hu. Tumse baatein bhi kar lungi aur jo kuch Jia ke ghar se na mile woh tumhare ghar se le jaaungi 😃
Originally posted by: Aquabutterfly
Aapka beta bilkul mere bhai Billu jaisa hai. Dikhne mein masoom but ek number ka kaiyaan 🤣
My Roshesh is not at all like that. Kaiyaan *rolls eyes* So middle class word.
Roshesh is sweet and innocent and honest.
Originally posted by: Physics_girl
Hi.... , Happy New year 🥳 .Wo AVM k Gobi k parathe k chakkar mein mai late ho gayi...😁. Tum sab itne baat kar rahe toh mere taraf v dekho...Zoom karke dekho, Mai hu Ishqi.(from Ishq par Zor nahi.)
Tum Monisha ki behen ho kya? Umeed hai ki tum Monisha jaisa khana na banati ho!
Originally posted by: kavya1994
Arre woh show toh main bhi dekhti hu Maya ji😛 par aisa kuch nahi hain mere aur Suraj Ji ki beech, woh toh bas hamare padosi hain ji😳
Ab padosiyo mein bhi jaan-pehchaan toh honi chahiye na....Meri toh Mrs Malhotra yani Radha se bhi bahut acchi banti hain, itni ki woh mujhe apne ghar se khali haath jaane hi deti, hamesha jo maangne jaao woh de deti hai aur...
Suraj Ji toh...woh toh mujh se bade pyaar se baatein karte hain Ji😳
Accha, suna hain aapke chote bete Rosesh bade acchi kavitayen likhte hain😛, zara sa mujhe bhi kuch likhna sikha dete toh main Mr Saberwal ki likh deti😳, Kam se kam woh apne akhbaar se nazar hata kar meri taraf dekhte toh sahi aur meri beauty ki tareef hi kar dete
Aap bhi Mohisha ki rishte main lagti hai.. woh bhi sab jagah free ka dhundhti hai...
“Monisha toh supermarket jaa ke bhi free dhaniya mangti hai.” kya aap bhi aisa karti ho?
“Monisha toh juice waale se muft mei santre ke chhilke uthati hai, marmalade banane ke liye.”
Originally posted by: Swetha-Sai
😂😂
Iss pure sansaar mein Manisha hi mile aap ko as bahu?
Dr Salunkhe ke paas aa jate.
I would have introduced Dr Sahil to my assistant Dr Tarika 😎
My luck! 😳
How is Dr. Tarika? I have another son who will be perfect for her. Rosesh 😳
Originally posted by: Aquabutterfly
Oh toh aap bawarchi hain. Waise mahine ka kitna leti hain? Meri biwi toh muffat mein mujhse saara kaam karati hai
Carry on~
That's called helping your wife.
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