ITVRC Round 4 •Rangeen Kirdaar• - Page 11

Waise aap sab yahan apne apne pati-patni ke saath kyun nahi aaye? Kuch jhagda toh nahi hua?

Well...What is the fight is the? Meri biwi mujhe thappad marti hai bohot tight is the.

Heee, carry on~

Originally posted by: Aquabutterfly

Waise aap sab yahan apne apne pati-patni ke saath kyun nahi aaye? Kuch jhagda toh nahi hua?

Well...What is the fight is the? Meri biwi mujhe thappad marti hai bohot tight is the.

Heee, carry on~

Mr Saberwal ko akhbar se apna chehra chupane se fursat mile tab toh aisi party mein aake chehra dikhayenge 😏

Originally posted by: kavya1994

Accha aisa hain kya, phir tum hi bata do koi acchi mithai ka naam jo khaane mein meethi aur dikhne mein Sundar ho, bilkul meri tarah 😳aur jiska price bhi kam ho. 

Agar sweets mein bhi koi free ya off wala sale chal raha ho na toh woh bhi mujhe batana. Main Nani Ji ke liye wahi se order kar dungi.

Ab tum itna keh rahi ho toh yeh purane khyal piche chod main bhi modern ban jaaungi taaki Bittu ke papa bhi mujhe kuch bhaav de.

Arre, bataya toh tha Suraj Ji hamare padosi hain, bade achche doctor hain ji woh. Radha unki patni hain. Nani Ji, Radha ki maa. Jay, Suraj Ji ur Radha ka chota beta aur Jiya unki badi beti jo Parminder, mere niece hain na, uske saath uske college mein padhti hain.

Aap ko free mai mitha chahiye toh aap na ganne k ped kahi se churakar uska juice nikaal  k  phir de dijiye naani ko. Usse mitha kuch ho sakta hai kya?

Wese free ka khana ya juice aur discount mile toh mujhe v khusi hote hai bohot. Par mai aap jaise itna logon ko maangti nahi hu😁.Kabhi kabhi paise na ho toh mai logon ko instant energy wala chocolate de deti hu jo mere Jeb mai emergency k timon k liye hamesha hote hai, wo diabetes k karan.

Aapne apne thoughton ka  software update kar diya ye sun kar accha laga mujhe😁.

Oh toh mujhe laga tha kahi Suraj ji aapke dil ka chaand ji toh nahi hai utna naam jo le rahi thi aap. Ab clear ho gaye hai 😁

Originally posted by: Autumnn

Mera Rosesh itana sweet and innocent hai ki woh kisiko bhi apni taraf khich leta hai... 

kidnappers usi kavitao se bade prabhavit hue aur unmain parivartan aaya.. 

Kabhi aana Ishqi beta hamare ghar Rosesh ki kavitaiye sunne... 

Wo sachme. Sweet logon se meri dosti bohot jaldi ho jate hai, aapke ghar jaake aapke bete ko v phatak se dost bana lungi Mai. Aur kavita e tab sunane ko kahungi jab mujhe na hickiyaan aate hai. Sirf gaane sunkar chale jaate hai. Ek baar apke bete k poemon se v try maar ke dekhungi😁

Originally posted by: Autumnn

Toh phir toh time lagega.. Mohisha itne salo main nahi sudhari.... 

teen banda mean .. koi aur naam nahi mila...

Usme meri kya galti. Usne hi rakhe teen teen naam, aur bada mean tha wo jab mujhe wo mili. Isliye pata hai ek baar  maine use kaha ki uske selfie v group photo ban jate honge. Teen log jo honge- Ahaan, Veer aur Malhotra 🤭

Originally posted by: Autumnn

kya tumhne marshal arts seekha hai?

Mujhe martial arts sikhne ki zaroorat hi nahi, mai toh apni Jootti se hi jugad laga leti hu. Ekbaar maine Jo apni ex-fiance Mayank ka jo apni Jooti se dhulai Kiya tha na, Aaj Tak nahi bhule honge wo kameena. Ek baar kidnapperon se v bach k aa gayi apni shaadi pe.

Zaroorat pare toh Mai roadon pe metro chala dungi , apni style ki  martial arts bana lungi aur unn kameenon ki baand Baja dungi agar koi mujhse panga- sanga lete hai toh. Gundo ki essi ki tesi kar doongi.

This Ishqi is very very risky..

Originally posted by: WildestDreams

Hume pata what the fudge nahi hota. Full form boldiya toh bua ji ko dora pad jayega!😆

Haan par AVM na what the fudge hi kehte hai😁🤭🤭. Aapke bua ji k saamne bolna nahi hai na aapko🤭. Humare saamne bol dijiye.

Originally posted by: WildestDreams

Ji haan Ishqi ji! Mere pati bhi diabetics hain. Maine aapne haaton se specia sugar free jalebi banai hain. Aaie mere saath!

Wow Thank you so much Khusi ji. Isse pehle ki Shanti aunty aake aapke Jalebiyaan dabbe mein var le , mai  kha leti  hu thode 😁😁. (Eating jalebis and talking with a full mouth)Aapko pata hai ...(bites jalebi)aap na bohot tasty banate hai, agar aap East Delhi mai na(bites  jalebi) ek Jalebi shop kholenge na, ek din mai bohot kama lenge aap...

Mai na apne doston (bites)aur office ki colleges..(bites) nahi collegues  ko v le aaungi.

Originally posted by: Physics_girl

Wow Thank you so much Khusi ji. Isse pehle ki Shanti aunty aake aapke Jalebiyaan dabbe mein var le , mai  kha leti  hu thode 😁😁. (Eating jalebis and talking with a full mouth)Aapko pata hai ...(bites jalebi)aap na bohot tasty banate hai, agar aap East Delhi mai na(bites  jalebi) ek Jalebi shop kholenge na, ek din mai bohot kama lenge aap...

Mai na apne doston (bites)aur office ki colleges..(bites) nahi collegues  ko v le aaungi.

Main itni bhukkad bhi nahi hoon Ishqi beta, main toh bas Bittu ke papa ke liye thode se maang rahi thi. Woh kya hain na woh khud toh party mein aaye nahi, toh maine socha main hi unke liye thode se le jaau taaki woh bhi itne swadisht Jalebi taste kar sake, warna unhe lagega main hi unhe kuch badha-chada ke keh rah rahi hu. Aur toh aur Jalebiyaan toh unki favourite hain ji.

Originally posted by: Aquabutterfly

Waise aap sab yahan apne apne pati-patni ke saath kyun nahi aaye? Kuch jhagda toh nahi hua?

Well...What is the fight is the? Meri biwi mujhe thappad marti hai bohot tight is the.

Heee, carry on~

Indravadan gaya hai Monisha ke saath movie dekhane, free ki ticket jo mili thi, toh waste kaise hote dete.

Oh my my, kyu thappad marti hai..  ? Aapki ma toh police hai na, unko bolo.