Dil-E-Muzter DISCUSSION Thread|Epi UPDATED PG 1 - Page 20

OMG ..Meine Issea Quotes Thread bana diya 🤣

Aapke jaisa dost khone nahi denge,
apko humse alag hone nahi denge,
Roz sms kiya kro warna Aakhon mein
mirchi dal denge aur dhone bhi nahi denge.

Aapki bato pe dil haru
WAH! WAH!
Aapki surat pe jan waru
WAH! WAH!
Jis din nahi aata aap ka sms
dil karta hai aapko
patak-patak ke maru!


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Dhadkan dil ki ruk jati hai,
Sanse aksar tham jati hai,
Bahut buri halat hoti hai yaaro,
Jab
Girlfriend se shadi karne ki naubat aati hai..!!


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Na jaane kab koi taara toot jaaye,
Na jaane kab koi aansu aankh se chut jaaye,
Kuch pal hamare saath bhi has lo,
Na jaane kab tumhare daant toot jaaye..!!

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Teri khamoshi aur
udasi ki wajah hum samajh na sake ae dost,
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Wo to shaam ko teri mummy ne bataya
ke aaj teri chappal se pitai hui hai!! :D


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Jab dekha unhone tirchi nazar se,
Kasam khuda ki madhosh ho gaye hum,
Par jab pata chala nazar parmanant tirchi hai,
To wahi khade-khade behosh ho gaye hum.


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Phone mat kiya karo Dear,
Mom hoti hai near,
Papa se lagta hai fear
Baat bhi hoti nahi clear,
Isliye SMS karo Dear,
Witout fear & very clear..

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Arz kya hai:
Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi,
ki bahaar aane se pahle fiza aa gayi,
aur
phool khilne se pahle bakri kha gayi.


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Ashiqko ka Dimag hota hai khali,
Tabhi milti nahi garwali,
Gulam ban ke fas jate hai,
Ishq ke jaal mein,
Our kehte hai Mene Ladki Patali.

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