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FIRST OF ALL GUYS...
AGAIN AS USUAL VERY VERY SORRY FOR THE LATE UPDATE...
BUT WAS BUSY IN FIRST DIWALI OF MY BHABI AND NIECE...
AND BELATED HAPPY DIWALI TO U ALL
AND ONE MORE THING MY SISTER IS ALSO GETTING MARRIED ON THIS MONDAY...
BUT I MANAGED THE TIME TO WRITE AN UPDATE...
I KNOW ITS SHORT...
BUT MOM IS CALLING...SORRY...
PART=5
ALL OF THEM ARE HAVING LAST EXAM
AND THE EXAM IS OVER...
N= kriya...kitne marks ajyenge tere..
K= i think 99...
V= baap re...isme to MAIN,SWAYAM,RAY..teeno paas ho jayen...
S= sahi hai yar...kriya tu itna padke kya karegi
R= ujhe chup krane ka formula banayegi
S= xcusee me rey...tumne mujhse kuch kaha...
K= chup kro yar...mujhe bhookh lagi hai canteen chalo
VOO SAB JANE LAGT HAIN ND ACHANAK
N=OMG kriya...
R= kriya...
S= uto kriya...
R= o shut up swayam vo so nh rh jo tumhare bolne se uth jayegi...vicky ja pani la
N= i think humein doctor ko bula lena chaiye
V= kya pata ise bhookh ki vajah se chakar aye ho...
R= ho kta hai ...bt phle doctpr ke pas chalo
a
KRIYA KO DOCTOR EXAMINE KAR RHE HOTE HAI...AUR BAHAR..
R= sb is SWAYAM ki vajah se hua hai...
isi ki vajah se kriya ko xtra tym jagna padta tha...
S= o hello...mai regular tym pe padta tha...
extra time mein tu pad ta tha...apni girlfriend se batein krke,...
and kya ye meri frnd meri frnd laga rakha hai tune
KRIYA meri bhi frnd hai aur tujhse kayi saal pehle..samjha
V= o guys plzz stop it...hospital hai ye...boxing ring nh...
and then the doctor comes
R= doctor kya hua...thik hai na KRIYA
DOCTOR= dont wry..it was just a normal ASTHMA ATTACK...
ALL= ASTHMA>????????
DOCTOR= dont u people know...ki use pichle 10 saal se ASTHMA hai...
N= kya hum mil le usse...
D= han sure... bt zyada baat nhi...nd ye kuch dNwayian hai...get them...
R= ok doctor...thanxx...
ALL IN THE ROOM
R= e tu apne app ko tees maar khan samajhti hai kya...
N= mai to teri best frnd hu na...mujhe bhi nhi bataya tune...
S=mai to tumahara bachpan se dost hu na...mujhe ajj tak apni baat chupai rakhi tune..
K= bt yr..
V= tu chup re...abhi doctor ne zyada bolne ser mana kia hai..
AND ALL START CRYING...
K= guyss...plz m sry...
yr ASTHMA hi to hai...konsa mai marr gy...
R= thapad khich ke lagaunga ...
S= and plz kriya chup rehne ka matlab nhi pata kya tumhe...
K= silent...
R= kriya ajj bata hi do hum sab tumhare friends hai ya nh
K=...
R= tumne itni badi baat nh batai humein...(cries)
10 saal se ye problem hai tujhe
batati to sahi mujhe ek baar...
(cries)
K=...
R= ab bolti kio nh kuch tu
K= tune hi to kaha ki chup reh...
RAY HUGS KRIYA AND CRIES ALOT
K= dekh isiliye nh bataya tha maine...
tumhari akhon main ye natural glycerine nh dekhni thi mujhe...
N= shut up kriya...tune itna sab akele kaise handle kiya hmmm...
K= akele kaha thi...tum sab ho na mere sath
S= fir bhi kriya...
K= bs ab NO IF NO BUT...CHUP KAR JAO SAB FTAFAT...
R= tu nhi sudhregi na...
K= na...:P
ray mujhe bhookh lag rh thi na
R= han chal...pehle kuch kha le...
V= tum ruko...mai aur neha jake late hain yahin kuch
N= han chalo..
VICKY AND NEHA GOES OUT TO GET PIZZAZ...
V=ray kriya ki kitni care karta haina...
N= hmmm...aur kriya bhi to kitni khush ho jati hai ray ke sath
V= han yr...mujhe to hamesha hi ye made for each other lagte hai
N= han pata nhi ye sheron kaha se aa gyi beech main
V= han yr...vaise vo samne dekho sheron jaisi nhi lag rhi...
N= lag kya rhi hai...hai vo sheron...
bt ye yahan baithi pizza kiske sath kha rhi hai.,,
V= bhukhi...
N= plz vicky...dhyan se dekho koi ladka hai...
V= o han oye...ye to ...ohhh shittt...
N= kya hua...
V= is ladke ki to kafi time pehle RAY ke sath ladai hui thi...
bt sheron iske sath yahan...
N= kaisi ladki hai ye...
ruko ise to mai...
V= ruko neha...this is not the right time...
ab ise yahan bolenge...to ese hi panga ho jaega...
aur iska kya hai ye to ray ke samne jhooth bol degi...
vaise bhi jhooth mai to isne MBA kiya hai...
aur RAY hamesha iske jhooth ko sach manta hai...
N= hmmm...ye to hai..
hume ise red handed pakadna hoga...
V= ya u are right...
N= chalo hum apna pizza to le...
ray ka phone aa jayega nhi to...
NEXT DAY IN THE COLLEGE...
R=kriya ajj breakfast main kya kahke ayi ho...
K= nhi ray vo ajj...
R= pata tha
chal ye le breakfast main omlet and breads hai..
jaldi kha ...
K= but ray...
S= jaldi kar ye juice nd milk bhi pina hai fir
N= nd han fir ye medicines...
V= yo fir...
K= fir??
V= fir bs itna hi kha le ajj...hehehe
K= maine nhi khana itna kuch
R= to kya thapad khakar khaegi..
S= mujhse bhi...
N= hum sab se..
K= kya hai...
ALL= breakfast...
K= urghhh...
IN THE CLASS...
TEACHER=good morning students...
ALL= good morning mam...
T= results are out...and mere pass app sab ke answer sheets hain...
kriya...
K= yes mam...
T= come here...
students...as usual...for the third time KRIYA is the topper of our class...
ALL= yeahhh...(claps)
T= app sab apni answer sheets collect kar le...
aur han kal app sb ko ek group project diya jaega...
T= so guys ajj plz apna partner chun kar plz kal tak bata dena..
S &R= kriya tu meri partner...
K=????????
PRECAP
kiski partner banegi kriya...
SWAYAM YA RAY...
AGAIN AS USUAL VERY VERY SORRY FOR THE LATE UPDATE...
BUT WAS BUSY IN FIRST DIWALI OF MY BHABI AND NIECE...
AND BELATED HAPPY DIWALI TO U ALL
AND ONE MORE THING MY SISTER IS ALSO GETTING MARRIED ON THIS MONDAY...
BUT I MANAGED THE TIME TO WRITE AN UPDATE...
I KNOW ITS SHORT...
BUT MOM IS CALLING...SORRY...
PART=5
ALL OF THEM ARE HAVING LAST EXAM
AND THE EXAM IS OVER...
N= kriya...kitne marks ajyenge tere..
K= i think 99...
V= baap re...isme to MAIN,SWAYAM,RAY..teeno paas ho jayen...
S= sahi hai yar...kriya tu itna padke kya karegi
R= ujhe chup krane ka formula banayegi
S= xcusee me rey...tumne mujhse kuch kaha...
K= chup kro yar...mujhe bhookh lagi hai canteen chalo
VOO SAB JANE LAGT HAIN ND ACHANAK
N=OMG kriya...
R= kriya...
S= uto kriya...
R= o shut up swayam vo so nh rh jo tumhare bolne se uth jayegi...vicky ja pani la
N= i think humein doctor ko bula lena chaiye
V= kya pata ise bhookh ki vajah se chakar aye ho...
R= ho kta hai ...bt phle doctpr ke pas chalo
a
KRIYA KO DOCTOR EXAMINE KAR RHE HOTE HAI...AUR BAHAR..
R= sb is SWAYAM ki vajah se hua hai...
isi ki vajah se kriya ko xtra tym jagna padta tha...
S= o hello...mai regular tym pe padta tha...
extra time mein tu pad ta tha...apni girlfriend se batein krke,...
and kya ye meri frnd meri frnd laga rakha hai tune
KRIYA meri bhi frnd hai aur tujhse kayi saal pehle..samjha
V= o guys plzz stop it...hospital hai ye...boxing ring nh...
and then the doctor comes
R= doctor kya hua...thik hai na KRIYA
DOCTOR= dont wry..it was just a normal ASTHMA ATTACK...
ALL= ASTHMA>????????
DOCTOR= dont u people know...ki use pichle 10 saal se ASTHMA hai...
N= kya hum mil le usse...
D= han sure... bt zyada baat nhi...nd ye kuch dNwayian hai...get them...
R= ok doctor...thanxx...
ALL IN THE ROOM
R= e tu apne app ko tees maar khan samajhti hai kya...
N= mai to teri best frnd hu na...mujhe bhi nhi bataya tune...
S=mai to tumahara bachpan se dost hu na...mujhe ajj tak apni baat chupai rakhi tune..
K= bt yr..
V= tu chup re...abhi doctor ne zyada bolne ser mana kia hai..
AND ALL START CRYING...
K= guyss...plz m sry...
yr ASTHMA hi to hai...konsa mai marr gy...
R= thapad khich ke lagaunga ...
S= and plz kriya chup rehne ka matlab nhi pata kya tumhe...
K= silent...
R= kriya ajj bata hi do hum sab tumhare friends hai ya nh
K=...
R= tumne itni badi baat nh batai humein...(cries)
10 saal se ye problem hai tujhe
batati to sahi mujhe ek baar...
(cries)
K=...
R= ab bolti kio nh kuch tu
K= tune hi to kaha ki chup reh...
RAY HUGS KRIYA AND CRIES ALOT
K= dekh isiliye nh bataya tha maine...
tumhari akhon main ye natural glycerine nh dekhni thi mujhe...
N= shut up kriya...tune itna sab akele kaise handle kiya hmmm...
K= akele kaha thi...tum sab ho na mere sath
S= fir bhi kriya...
K= bs ab NO IF NO BUT...CHUP KAR JAO SAB FTAFAT...
R= tu nhi sudhregi na...
K= na...:P
ray mujhe bhookh lag rh thi na
R= han chal...pehle kuch kha le...
V= tum ruko...mai aur neha jake late hain yahin kuch
N= han chalo..
VICKY AND NEHA GOES OUT TO GET PIZZAZ...
V=ray kriya ki kitni care karta haina...
N= hmmm...aur kriya bhi to kitni khush ho jati hai ray ke sath
V= han yr...mujhe to hamesha hi ye made for each other lagte hai
N= han pata nhi ye sheron kaha se aa gyi beech main
V= han yr...vaise vo samne dekho sheron jaisi nhi lag rhi...
N= lag kya rhi hai...hai vo sheron...
bt ye yahan baithi pizza kiske sath kha rhi hai.,,
V= bhukhi...
N= plz vicky...dhyan se dekho koi ladka hai...
V= o han oye...ye to ...ohhh shittt...
N= kya hua...
V= is ladke ki to kafi time pehle RAY ke sath ladai hui thi...
bt sheron iske sath yahan...
N= kaisi ladki hai ye...
ruko ise to mai...
V= ruko neha...this is not the right time...
ab ise yahan bolenge...to ese hi panga ho jaega...
aur iska kya hai ye to ray ke samne jhooth bol degi...
vaise bhi jhooth mai to isne MBA kiya hai...
aur RAY hamesha iske jhooth ko sach manta hai...
N= hmmm...ye to hai..
hume ise red handed pakadna hoga...
V= ya u are right...
N= chalo hum apna pizza to le...
ray ka phone aa jayega nhi to...
NEXT DAY IN THE COLLEGE...
R=kriya ajj breakfast main kya kahke ayi ho...
K= nhi ray vo ajj...
R= pata tha
chal ye le breakfast main omlet and breads hai..
jaldi kha ...
K= but ray...
S= jaldi kar ye juice nd milk bhi pina hai fir
N= nd han fir ye medicines...
V= yo fir...
K= fir??
V= fir bs itna hi kha le ajj...hehehe
K= maine nhi khana itna kuch
R= to kya thapad khakar khaegi..
S= mujhse bhi...
N= hum sab se..
K= kya hai...
ALL= breakfast...
K= urghhh...
IN THE CLASS...
TEACHER=good morning students...
ALL= good morning mam...
T= results are out...and mere pass app sab ke answer sheets hain...
kriya...
K= yes mam...
T= come here...
students...as usual...for the third time KRIYA is the topper of our class...
ALL= yeahhh...(claps)
T= app sab apni answer sheets collect kar le...
aur han kal app sb ko ek group project diya jaega...
T= so guys ajj plz apna partner chun kar plz kal tak bata dena..
S &R= kriya tu meri partner...
K=????????
PRECAP
kiski partner banegi kriya...
SWAYAM YA RAY...
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