Jimmy Jab Season 6 Round 4 Task 2 Entries - Page 2

MochaQueen

Hansa and Praful vs Sheldon Cooper

Hansa and Praful are at the airport heading for a relaxing honeymoon to North Korea. There they bump into Sheldon Cooper who has just arrived in India for a new project.

All of their luggage falls to the ground.

Cooper: Watch it man!

Hansa: Man? Do I look like man?

Praful: Arey yeh kya kar rahi ho, yeh Copper ji hain, world phamous!

Hansa: To main kya karoon? Tameez hi nahi hai inko

Praful: Isse agar panga liya, humari flight miss ho jayegi, filhaal chalo baad mein sochte hain.

Cooper who was confused and looking back and forth between them: Excuse me? Can you get out of my way so I can leave?

Hansa and Praful start picking up their luggage and walking in the opposite direction.

Once they are away from Cooper's sight, Hansa suddenly starts laughing hysterically!

Praful: Tumko kya hua? Pagla gayi ho?

Hansa: Yeh dekho main kya laayi!

Hansa shows him the luggage.

Hansa: Main Copper ji ka samaan utha laayi hoon aur apna uske paas chor aayi hoon! Angrez hai, bara keemti samaan hoga andar. Chalo chalein, North Korea waiting for us is.

Meanwhile, on the other side, Cooper smirked holding Hansa and Praful's passports and borading passes in his hand.

WildestDreams

Monica-Chandler crossover with Major Kabir

“

You have nothing to fear, because you are not alone!” 

Monica annoyed him with a skeptical look. 



Chandler…. 


“ But... I was just trying to cheer you up

 «Chand…» Monica cannot continue the sentence, interrupted by a rapid series of sharp thuds.

“Ouch..

 “ Moaned Monica through gritted teeth.

Shouted Chandler.

 Whispered Rachel from behind the tree and ran for her life.

Monica ordered him between her teeth, one hand on the spot where she had been hit. 



She thought, while a slightly more precise shot hit her square in the chest.

Whispered Major Kabir from behind his rifle.  

Monica rolled her eyes. A thought crossed her mind

Monica you are eliminated,” Kabir commented, a smile on his lips. “
Oh he laughed.

Next to her was Chandler; if he no longer felt the need to hide, it must mean that... 

“ “ said Kabir to her.

“I hit Rachel a little while ago, before hitting you at the heart. 

And he hit Chandler straight at heart!

“

it’s hurt so much. Damn Major”  

“

Moon man,  ” 

“Bloody hell!" Monica cursed, frustrated. She glared at Chandler.

“  You and your stupid pep talks! 
We lost! 
?"

Chaner crouched next to her, placing a hand on her shoulder. 

“Come on, Monica, it's just…”

“ 3 against one. And still you lost” spoke Kabir while

And walking away like a boss singing

“

Aquabutterfly

Hansa and Praful meet Sheldon Cooper

Hansa: Aye Sheldon bhai, tum kitne ajeeeb ho ni?

Praful: Ajeeb nahi, ye toh poora paagal hai.

Hansa: Ye kya bol raha hai, kuch samajh mein hi ni aata, hunnn.

Sheldon: You know what I've deduced from this very short conversation? You two are downright mad.

Hansa: mad matlab?

Sheldon: Mad means...

Praful: Mad Hansa? Wo Holi pe kapde gande hone pe 12 number bangle waali Sheetal bhen phone pe apni beti ko kya keh rahi thi?

Hansa: Wo keh rahi thi ki kaam waali bohot zyaada laparwah hai. Useless maid. Useless maid. Achha achha maid.

Hansa: Ae chakram, tu hume kaamwaali bula raha hai?

Hansa: Praful toh ghar ka kaam karte hi nahi, hunnn.

Sheldon: Just like my parents. Oh, the house was always a mess. And it distracted me from finding loopholes in Einstein's theory of relativity. You know, I was sure I would find the particles used incorrectly and would then challenge the entire basis of physics...

Sheldon: Oh wait, I've just got an idea on how to tackle the problem. Thank you mad strangers, I'd be sure to write your name in acknowledgements in my speech when I win the Nobel Prize.

Hansa: Mention not, hunnn. Chal chal have.

TASK 2 Entry 
Monica Chandler Vs Kabir Singh

After party of the Scientific Conference in Barbados where Ross presented a paper , Monica and Chandler have come to support him.
Kabir is here tracing Naina and Dr Shaheen who have government codes

On the dance floor

Kabir  walk upto Naina is trying to flirt with Naina

Everyone is in awe of Kabir dancing. Monica get jealous and starts her routine 

Chandler awkwardly trying to make a conversation with Kabir who is trying to gain Naina attention

Monica : Hey wanna see my moves

Naina walks away while they are arguing 

Chandler Monica interrupt Kabir 

Kabir leaves them shocked

Satrangi_Curls

Hansa and Praful are on a trip to California. They reach a restaurant and take up a table. Sheldon Cooper comes and claims the table to be reserved by him. 

Sheldon : Who are you and what are you doing on my table?

Hansa 

S : You guys need to get off my table. 

H : Gaay? nai, nai, hum gaay nahi, insaan hai, hai na Praful?

P: aur nahi to kya 

S: Get up and take another table. This is reserved.

H: Praful reserve matlab?

P: Reserve hansa, wo-

P: 

H: Tujhe baithna hai to baith na, idhar jagah khali hai. Par hum nahi uthne wale.

S: Fine, main naa-

Hansa *throws ketchup on Sheldon's shirt*

H: haay haay, aise nahi bolte.

P: Ha, itni si baat pe marna thik nahi lagta

gets up and leaves.

SoniRita

Monica to Chandelor -“look how hot Kabir is” “I wish Kabir was my boyfriend”

Chandler gets angry hearing this and says then go to Kabir, why are you with me?

Kabir says to Monica and Chandler- “dont fight as I am already taken, Monica is just wishing, doesnt mean she will leave u Chandler”

Monica and Chandler fight over after Chandler listened to Kabir and calmed down. 

Vedika.Kapoor

Monica and Chandler sit at their usual spot, sipping coffee and chatting animatedly. 

Suddenly, the door bursts open, and Major Kabir strides in, his intense gaze sweeping the room. Monica and Chandler exchange confused glances as they watch him approach their table.

MONICA: (whispering) Chandler, who is that?

CHANDLER: (whispering back) I have no idea, but he looks serious. Like, "I'm here to solve crimes and break hearts" serious.

Major Kabir stops in front of their table, his expression stern.

MAJOR KABIR: You! You there!

Monica and Chandler both jump at the commanding tone.

MONICA: (stammering) Um, yes? Can we help you?

MAJOR KABIR: I have been searching for you, Chandler Bing. You have something that belongs to me.

CHANDLER: (confused) I do?

MAJOR KABIR: Yes, your wife, Monica, here. She stole my heart.

Monica's eyes widen in disbelief, while Chandler's jaw drops.

CHANDLER: (recovering) Oh, I see. Well, Major, I hate to break it to you, but Monica's heart is not something I can just give away.

MONICA: (indignant) Chandler!

MAJOR KABIR: (stepping closer) Then we must settle this like men. A duel.

CHANDLER: (panicking) A duel? What is this, the 18th century?

Monica steps in, trying to diffuse the tension.

MONICA: Gentlemen, let's not resort to violence. There must be some misunderstanding.

But Major Kabir is adamant, his eyes blazing with determination.

MAJOR KABIR: No, this must be settled now.

Chandler looks to Monica for support, but she shrugs helplessly.

MONICA: (resigned) Chandler, I think we're in for it.

Just as tension reaches its peak, Joey bursts into the café, a wide grin on his face.

JOEY: Hey, what's going on?

The sight of Joey breaks the tension, and Chandler and Monica exchange a relieved glance.

CHANDLER: (grinning) Oh, thank God. Joey, you're just in time to witness a duel.

JOEY: (excitedly) A duel? Awesome! Can I be the referee?

Monica and Chandler share a knowing look as they watch their friends prepare for what promises to be an unforgettable showdown.

CUT TO:

Monica and Chandler exchange bewildered looks, followed by Major Kabir getting ready for the fight and Joey ready to officiate this fight as if he was officiating a boxing match. THe fight ends with no one winning as Monica tells them to stop as she doesnt want any injuries. Kabir walks off angirly 

NINALOGY

The scene started at restaurant which got buzzed with activity as Chandler's eyes widened in shock at the sight of a knife in Major Kabir's hands, who sat infront of his table. 

He walked up, grabbed the knife, tried to break it, and then tossed it away.

Major Kabir: What the heck, who are you?"

Major Kabir: Don't worry, I will make you even more uncomfortable if you don't tell me why you snatched my knife?

Chandler: That's why, I just love myself my body parts, can't take risk of loosing my another toe. (Want to eliminate all knives from this universe)

"Flashback"

Major Kabir: So Lame. How you dare to destroy my weapon.

Chandler: Are you gonna kill me for this tiny piece of metal 🥴 

Meanwhile, Monica came to rescue. 

Monica: Sorry for the lose but here I have even better weapon for you 

Major Kabir: What, carrots ? 

Monica:Yes  Food can be a powerful weapon. Even Zeal, the cruel mastermind of this round is planning to conquer the IF through his favorite Spinach 🤪 

 On this note, they left the restaurant and after reaching home Kabir asked his wife Shreya to make a spinach Pasta for him 

DreamOfEndless

1) Hansa and Praful meet Sheldon Cooper

Hansa: Arre Praful, why are you getting so worked up?

Sheldon: You? Intelligents? That's preposterous! It’s a wrong word, there is an ’s' in the end. Unless you meant ‘intelligent’. Which is not possible as you couldn't navigate your way out of a paper bag!

Prafull: Hey, don't talk to my wife like that! She may not be a theoretical physicist like you, but she's got her own kind of smarts. Hansa, tell him what is the meaning of technology.

Hansa is blank.

Praful: Jab hum Hiraben ki shaadi mein gaye the...Tab Hiraben mehmaano se kya keh rahi thi?

Hansa: Woh toh logo se khaana khaane ko keh rahi thi ...

Keh rahi thi..."Khaiye na...aapne toh kuchh liya hi nahi… Lo ji, khaiye. Take no, lo ji!” Take no, lo ji...achha technology!

Sheldon: You take that back!

Praful: Lagta hai, he has gone mad.

Sheldon: 

Praful and Hansa: Bolne do. Sabko sach pata hai.