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Posted: 9 years ago

Other Fun Posts for BB-10 Season are:

1. Fun Post-UN-DEKHA ACTION--Snippets of October 18th Episode (Not Shown)

2. Weekend Ki Haaye, Salman Sataaye--Preview Snippets (FUN TAKE)

3. REVEALED! Annual remuneration of Kamya Punjabi! (Fun Take) :)

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(Hall area, only Lopamudra & Om Swami Baba Ji are seen, all else seem to be busy, elsewhere in the house).

LOPAMUDRA: Swami Ji----agar kisi ladki ko raat ko der tak neend naa aaye-----Whole day ---mann mein ek ajeeb si restlessness ho---Mind mein anxiety aur confusion ho-----toh what could be the reason? 😲

OM SWAMI: Lopamudra Ji, aap ek Devi hain----magar kyunki aapne is sansaar mein janm liya hai,----- toh saansaarik niyamon se bandhi hui hain aap bhi-----jo lakshan aapne bataaye---neend naa aana, chitt mein vyaakulta-adheerta------ye tanaav, gas, apach, vaayu, bad-hazmi, khatti dakaaron ke lakshan hain-----ayurved mein is dasha ke liye ati uttam, achook upaay bataye gaye hain-----👍🏼

LOPAMUDRA (Cuts him short): Nahin Swami Ji---aisa kuchh nahin-----Kisi ek hi insaan ke khayaal baar baar mann mein aate hain-----usi ka face aankhon ke aage aata rehta hai-😳

OM SWAMI (Bit irritated & angrier by the second): Ye saraasar vyabhichaar hai Lopamudra Ji.------ Aap ko apne chitt pe lagaam lagaani chaahiye------jab tak Maata-Pita ek accha sa -----suyogya var talaash naa karein,------ koi anuchit vichaar mann mein naa laayein----yehi humaari sanskriti hai, ----parampara hai! 😡

LOPAMUDRA (Pleading, shy voice): Swami Ji, mujhe aap ki help chaahiye--------aap hi mujhe help kar sakte hain,--- kyunki---kyunki--- wo aap hi hain jin ke bare mein main raat -raat bhar sochti rehti hoon----------------pata nahin kaun sa magic kar diya hai aapne mujh pe----😳

OM SWAMI (Sounds taken aback): Lll---Ll---Lopamudra Ji-----Ye koi mazaak-hansi-thhittholi hai kya? ----Kahin aap mujhse-----

LOPAMUDRA (teasing voice): Kahiye naa----har time aap hi ka face kyun rehta hai mere mind mein? ------Kyun sochti rehti hoon ------bas sirf aur sirf----aap hi ke bare mein?

OM SWAMI (Shivers like a helpless leaf facing strong wind & struggling to remain attached to it's branch somehow): Ye----Ye ----Ppp-ppp-Prem hai Lopamudra Ji---PREM!

LOPAMUDRA (Dreamily): Prem? ------Prem toh Salman Khan ka un ki films mein naam hota hai naa Swami Ji?😲

OM SWAMI (Shivering uncontrollably): Nahin Lopamudra Ji-------Prem Bhakti hai,----- Bhakti hi Satya Hai -----aur Satya hi Ishwar hai ------Angrezi mein kehte hain"Lubb iz Dibo-shun---Dibo-shun iz Troooth and Troooth is Gaaad-------Lopamudra Ji! 👍🏼

LOPAMUDRA (Gently pushes Om Swami to sit on sofa & huskily says): Yahaan baithhiye naa aap---apne feet uthhaiye---I mean Payr uthhaiye apne please--------

OM BABA (Excited voice displaying lot of panic): Kya kar rahi ho Lopamudra ji? ---National TV pe hain hum----Agar hum sanyam naa rakh paaye toh badi oonch-neench ho jaayegi samaaj mein Lopamudra Ji------🤓

LOPAMUDRA (Mocking playfully): Ufff------Arey bas chappalein seedhi kar rahi hoon aap ki-----ulti chappalein pehen rakhi hain aapne!-------(Mock anger)----Aur ye kya Lopamudra Ji,--- Lopamudra Ji laga rakha hai?----Apna Samajh ke bulaaiye naa mera naam----😳

OM BABA (Lips shivering like helpless leaf facing a storm): L---L-L-Lll---Lopu-----☺️

LOPAMUDRA (Coy blush & lowers her eyes): Omu----Mere Omu----

OM BABA (Emotion choked voice, visible lump in throat):

Jeevan beet gaya Lll------Lopu---tumhaari prateeksha mein-----kahaan thhhi aap----kahan thhi ttt---tuuu--- ab tak-----Meri Lopu?---Apsara Ho tum---har samay mere Man-Mandir mein basne waali saakshaat Apsara Lopu---😛

LOPAMUDRA (Emotional, sad voice): Omu ---main toh aap hi ko dhoondh rahi thhi----kayi janmon se shaayad----bas------bas aap hi bhaage chale jaa rahe thhe aage aage kahin----😕

OM BABA (Sobbing uncontrollably):😭 Haan Lopu-----Ek Mrig-Trishna si thhi jeevan mein!----Kabhi samajh hi nahin aaya ki hriday kya chaahta rahata hai?---Aatma kyun vyaakul hai meri har pal?----

LOPAMUDRA (Sniffs & Sobs and takes Om Baba's right hand in both her hands): Omu------Mere Omu----Ek waayda karoge apni Lopa se? ----Ab kabhi apni Lopa ko chhod ke toh naheen jaaoge naa kabhi bhiMere Swami?----Haan?----Wo aapka Sangathhan---humaari mohabbat ko kahin nazar naa laga de----😲 (hugs Omu tightly)...

OM BABA (Angrily puffs out his chest): Arey bhaad mein gaya wo kaamchor-muftkhoron ka sangathhan!----Saugandh le lo jo aaj ke baad Om Swami kabhi sangathhan ka naam bhi le toh----😡

LOPAMUDRA (Rests her forehead on Swami's left shoulder): Omu----Bigg Boss ke ghar se nikalne ke baad-----kahaan rahenge hum jaan? 😳

OM BABA (His fingers gently unfolding non-existent knots in Lopamudra's perfectly straight hair): Meri Praano-Se-Pyaari Lopu ------varshon se kayi bhakton ne athhaah chanda, Swarnabhooshan- dhan rashi di hai mujhe-----Devbhoomi Rishikesh mein ek pyaara sa Aashram hai tumhaare Omu ka-------bas----wahin basaayenge hum apna pyaar bhara sansaar!-------Main, Meri Lopu aur humaara ek Maha-Tejasvi"Maha-Ojasvi Putra!---Lopu? So gayi kya?

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LOPAMUDRA (Dreamily): Haan? Nahin toh! Kya Omu?

OM SWAMI (keeps staring at Lopa with blurry eyes & tears of joy start following-----after a long Atal Bihari Vajpayee pause): Nahin (sob)---Kuchh nahin Lopu! 😭

LOPAMUDRA (Excited voice): Wow----River Ganges---Ganga ke kinaare ek dream resort type Ashram and a lovely bearded 5 year old son---Wow Omu--------Omu its not a dream naa? ---Main koi sapna toh nahin dekh rahi hoon naa Omu?⭐️

OM BABA (Fierce determination in voice): Nahin Pagli-----Bholenath ki kripa se hum bahut hi sundar sansaar basaayenge----Maine toh humaare Putra ka naam bhi soch liya hai Lopu----tumhaare hi naam se LO lete hue---Maha Shaktimaan Devraj Indra ka Naam Jod kar, us ka naam rakhenge----------Samast Sansaar-------yaani ki Samast Lok ka Raja---LOkendra Swami!

LOPAMUDRA (Starts clapping & mockingly starts screaming at top of her voice): Waah-Waah---Om Swami Baba mujhse Shaadi karenge---Mere liye apna Sangathhan chhod denge---humaara Putra hoga Lokendra Swami hahahahaha CLAP-CLAP-CLAP-CLAP 👏

Hearing her claps and loud declaration, nearby hiding thus far, Rohan, Gaurav, Nitibha, Rahul and Bani appear, all laughing and giggling!😆

RAHUL DEV (Threatens): Kyun be Baba? ----Ishq ka bhoot utaaroon tere sir se? 😡

LOPAMUDRA: Hahahaha! ---Lokendra Swami---Humaara Putra"Oh Goshhh this guy is incredible! 😃

ROHAN (Shouting): Maine toh pehle hi din keh diya thha ye is ghar ka hi nahin------poore Desh ka villain hai ------------aur is ko main Expose kar ke rahoonga!----Kahaan gaya aap ka Brahammcharya?---Sangathhan ke liye dedication?----Tantra-Mantra saadhna?---Bhakti? ----Bull shit guy!!---Pakhandi insaan! 😡

OM SWAMI (Stunned, taken aback & with ashen black face---stares at Lopamudra, regains a bit of composure & blurts out): 😡 Lll-Lopu-----Lopamudra------Lopamudra ---------Vishwaashghaatini----kalankini---Kultaaa-----------Vishwaasghaat----mere nischhal, nishkapat hriday ke saath itna bada vishwaasghaat Dushta?-----Tujhe toh main woh Dand doonga ki----😡

LOPAMUDRA (Angrily): Dhamkee???----Aap mujhe phir se dhamki-----😡

OM SWAMI (Quickly recalls his thrashing by Salman & changes track): O dushta---O Vishwaasghaatini----main kaun hota hoon tujhe dand dene waala? ---Tujhe toh wo oopar waala Dand dega--😡----Ja-----Jaa------Jaa Lopa Jaa-----

--Arey poora 118 Degree Bukhaar hai mujhko---Mera mind mere vash mein nahin hai,----- pata nahin kya kya bulwa gayi mujhse ye Vishwaasghaatini mujhse is haalat mein meri? 😲----------Arey Ja-Ja ------- Tu meri naa hui toh kisi aur ki kya hogi Dusht Naari? 🤢---------Jaa----- Shraap deta hoon main----------Meri Tarah Tu Bhi Aahein Bhare------Tu bhi kisi se pyaar kare---Aur rahe wo tujhse pare-----(Hysterically breaks down sobbing & crying and collapses on floor)! 😭😭

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If you liked the above crap, you might as well check the other crappier ones here:

1. Fun Post-UN-DEKHA ACTION--Snippets of October 18th Episode (Not Shown)

2. Weekend Ki Haaye, Salman Sataaye--Preview Snippets (FUN TAKE)

3. REVEALED! Annual remuneration of Kamya Punjabi! (Fun Take) :)

4. Fun Post-- Azab Prem Ki Ghazab Kahaani! :)

5. One genuine question related to Monalisa... (Fun Post) :)

6. FUNopsis-1 (Expected episode contents Day 12)

7. Facebook Chat of Bigg Boss-10 Housemates (Fun Take)! :)

8. Weekend Ka Waar, Salman Ki Maar (Excerpts 5th Nov Shoot) FUN Take!

9. Facebook Chat of REAL BIGGIES of India on Bigg Boss-10 (Fun-Take)

Edited by -Cruiser- - 8 years ago