Fun Post-UN-DEKHA ACTION--Snippets of October 18th Episode (Not Shown)

UN-DEKHA ACTION--Snippets of October 18^th Episode (Not Shown on TV)

18^th October (Subah 08.30 BAJE)

Loud sound on music system of Bigg Boss House wakes up all inmates.

Music System croons in ear splitting Decibel levels,"Dil Se ye nikli Hai Duaaa...Rang De Tu Mohe Geruaaa""😭

--------------suddenly a sound of two tight slaps and an agonizing piercing scream of Music system operator follows and the SRK number gets abruptly halted.

Deafening silence of 3 seconds & the system finally croons Sallu Bhaai number,"Munni Badnaam Hui, Darling Tere Liye! Munni Badnaam Hui, Darling Tere Liye!"

Bigg Boss Housemates are in disheveled state & one by one, ugly, unwashed beards are surfacing out of quilts of various beds.

Manveer Gurjar, Gaurav Chopra, Rahul Dev, Manoj Punjabi, Om Swami Baba.

If one didn't know its Bigg Boss-10, one could be pardoned for believing it is an early morning scene of Babu Goojar Gang or Paan Singh Tomar Gangs waking up in movies "The Bandit Queen" or "Paan Singh Tomar" respectively!

BIGG BOSS

SUBAH 10.30 BAJE

(Few of the housemates are seen in kitchen area, sitting around Dining table)

MANOJ PUNJABI (tough to understand what all he is saying but key words convey the message): O yaar"labad-labad-labad-labad-habad-habad-habad"bahut hi vaahiyaat khaana--------VAAHIYAAT khaana-----------labad-labad-labad-labd-saala"aaloo---aloo pe phool hain aur phir bhi---------phool waala aaloo--- kaat rahe hain ye Sellbritties--------labad-labad-labad-labad---inki toh"labad-labad"huttt!😡

By now most of the housemates have figured him out and yet again, ignore his rant.

PRIYANKA JAGGA: Aap kitne saal ki ho? Mona Lisa kaun naam rakhaa aapka? Hain?

MONALISA: Ek humaare Bhojpuri filam ke Daayi-rektor saab hain, Ram Khilaawan Chaube Ji. Wo hi rakhe MonaLiza naam humaara. ------Kahe bahut khabsoorat thhi koi chhamiya.

PRIYANKA (Footage hungry smile on face): Aapne cone-cone sa film kiye? I am sorry but maine nahin dekhe aap kya kaam kiye. Tell me name of your films please---Hain? I mean.😲

MONALISA: Bahut saara kiye hain Filam hum. Mehraru Bina Ratiya Kaise Kati, -----Kaha Jaiba Raja Najariya Ladaike, -------Dulha Albela, ------Sahar Wali Jaan Mareli, ------Ishq Ka Manjan Ghise Hai Piya, ---------Bhaiya Hamaar Dayavan------- Aur bhi bahut saara filim kiye hain...

PRIYANKA: Mujhe ye sab samajh nahin aayega I am sure. Koi English film kiye hain aap? 😲

MONALISA: Engliss filim ka remakes kiye hain! Bahut Saara! ---------Naheen Maribe ka, Zor Laga Layi, --------Ispaat Maanab, ---------Kat-Fatiya Chehra, -------Bhullakkad Taakloo Ker Badla, -----------Saanwra Ladaaka, ------------Ek Sasura Ud Gayil Muniya Ka Ghonslaa ka Oopar Se--- aur bhi bahut saara---like Bhojpuri Nachaniya!

PRIYANKA: Hain? Ye sab English film hai? Karan Ji? Aap dekhe ye films?---Age kya hai aap Ki Karan Ji? 😲

Karan Mehra patiently deciphers the codes and explains.

KARAN MEHRA: Hmmm---- Naheen Maribe ka, Zor Laga Layi----must be DIE HARD, Ispaat Maanab---obviously IRON MAN, -------Kat-Fatiya Chehra has to be SCAR FACE,---------- Bhullakkad Taakloo Ker Badla---------OK, I guess it's GHAZNI, --------------Saanwra Ladaaka could be GLADIATOR , --------Ek Sasura Ud Gayil Muniya Ka Ghonslaa ka Oopar Se could only be ONE FLEW OVER THE CUCKOO's NEST--- and...and...Bhojpuri Nachaniya could be American Beauty! 😲

(Wipes the sweat off his forehead after completing his effort)

PRIYANKA (Very Upset): Jo bhi ho. Maine aap dono se aapka age poochha Monalisa Ji, Karan Ji-------. Ismein itna bura maanne waala kya baat thha? You were so upset when we spoke.

MONALISA: Nahin main upset----

PRIYANKA: Thhe aap upset--

MONALISA: Main Upset nahin---

PRIYANKA: Thhi aap Upset. And mere ko it shocked. Ki why you were so upset?

MONALISA: I am sorry agar aap ko laga ki----

PRIYANKA (Steals a glance at cam over mirror in hall): I am also Sorry but aapko upset nahin hona chaahiye thha, over such a small thing. Age to age hai----I didn't ask you about your Bank Balance or your boyfriend's name, naa?

BIGG BOSS

DOPAHAR 3.30 BAJE (LAWN AREA)

NOTE: In Babaji's sentences R has to be replaced by D, to be pronounced like D in Hindi words UDNA, UDAN-KHATOLA, GID-GIDANA etc. So Baba will speak Karan as KADAN, Jeena-Marna as JEENA-MADNA----

OM SWAMI BABA: Inko kya hua hai? Filam mein toh badi acchhi aawaaz thhi in ki Gaudab Ji?

GAURAV: Haan Swami Ji. Films mein Rahul Dev Ji ki bahut impressive hoti hai Body aur aawaaz---dono. -----Bigg Boss house mein kisi ne nahin suni ab tak---

OM SWAMI: Koi Pyaad-vyaad (pyaar-vyaar)----ka maamla toh nahin hai Dahul Ji? Koi Sadma-Dil ko chot?

RAHUL DEV (Sad, watery eyes), Keeps staring at Om Baba blankly.

GAURAV: Mujhe doubt ho raha hai ki films mein Rahul Dev Ji ke liye koi voice dub karta hai---Jaise Katrina Kaif ke liye, Nagarjuna, Chiranjeevi ke liye---in Hindi films I mean---

OM BABA: Chinta ka koi Vishay hi nahin hai ye!-----Mede Gudu Ji kehte hain, main Paida hote hi bolne laga thha----Ab aap mere sampadk mein aaye hain Daahul Ji! ----Dekhte jaayiye mede Tantda-Mantda (Mere Tantra-Mantra) ki Shaktiyaan-----agle do saptaah ke andad-andad, aap aise bak-bak kadenge jaise mohalle ki Baatooni Chaachi kadti hai! 👏

Rahul Dev sadly smiles and wipes a tear of hope & gratefulness that just trickled from his left eye.😭

BIGG BOSS

RAAT 13.30 BAJE:

All else are sleeping and appear like silvery ghosts in night cam shots of Bigg Boss House---except Om Baba who is resembling a little Langoor Monkey in Garden Area and seems deeply engrossed in some kind of Taantrik Saadhna amidst smoke emanating from 12-15 Sandal-Sticks and Dhoop in front of a plaster of paris made human skull!

OM BABA (Murmuring): Om Kding-kdung-kdong, Om Hdim-Hdum-Hdong-----Mede Maula Laaltu---Aayi Bala Ko Taal Tu------ Om Kding-kdung-kdong, Om Hdim-Hdum-Hdong-----Mede Maula Laaltu------De De De-De is Gadeeb Ko De De---Daahul Ji ko un ki Awaaz waapas De De---- Om Kding-kdung-kdong, Om Hdim-Hdum-Hdong--Hummm Phattt--Swaaahaaa-

BIGG BOSS

RAAT 2.00 BAJE

Om Baba too has vanished from his Saadhna Spot and all inmates are sound asleep now.

BIGG BOSS (VOICE OVER): Bigg Boss Ke Ghar mein jaari hai Sevakon ki Swaamiyon Se Jung!--------- Koi aaj jaahir karta raha Sevakon ki Paak-Kala Se apne Khed------toh koi jaan-ne ki koshih karta raha doosron ki Umar ke Bhed! 😉--------------Koi udaas hai apni khoyi hui aawaaz ke gham mein------toh koi laga hua hai uske liye Tantra Saadhna Ke Dum mein!👏

Jhelte Rahiye -------Ye Manhoos Programme---Bigg Baas!!! 🤢🤢🤢

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4. Fun Post-- Azab Prem Ki Ghazab Kahaani! :)

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First thx for taking soo much effort to put smile on our face 👏

Music System croons in ear splitting Decibel levels,"Dil Se ye nikli Hai Duaaa...Rang De Tu Mohe Geruaaa""Cry
--------------suddenly a sound of two tight slaps and an agonizing piercing scream of Music system operator follows and the SRK number gets abruptly halted.
Deafening silence of 3 seconds & the system finally croons Sallu Bhaai number,"Munni Badnaam Hui, Darling Tere Liye! Munni Badnaam Hui, Darling Tere Liye!"Dancing

Crying on geruaaa and dancing on munni 🤣

Morning unwashed faces

🤪


Manoj punjabi: ditto u wrote what we hear will he opens his mouths labaad labaaad , he seems to be hungry always
😲 🤣

Coming to priyanka : appki age kya hai, 😆
Why she is soo desperate to know she of all,

Convo between baba ,rahul and gaurav is best 🤣


OM BABA: Approve Chinta ka koi Vishay hi nahin hai ye!-----Mede Gudu Ji kehte hain, main Paida hote hi bolne laga thha----Ab aap mere sampadk mein aaye hain Daahul Ji! ----Dekhte jaayiye mere Tantda-Mantda (Tantra-Mantra) ki Shaktiyaan-----agle do saptaah ke andad-andad, aap aise bak-bak kadenge jaise mohalle ki Baatooni Chaachi kadti hai! Clap


Best best cruiser


🤣
OM BABA (Murmuring): Om Kding-kdung-kdong, Om Hdim-Hdum-Hdong-----Mede Maula Laaltu---Aayi Bala Ko Taal Tu------ Om Kding-kdung-kdong, Om Hdim-Hdum-Hdong-----Mede Maula Laaltu------De De De-De is Gadeeb Ko De De---Daahul Ji ko un ki Awaaz waapas De De---- Om Kding-kdung-kdong, Om Hdim-Hdum-Hdong---Ouch

How can u describe in such a exact way superb


😲 🤣 🤣


Gr8 post
Keep making more
😊

YAY! Cruiser is back with the Fun Posts.. i'm so glad to see you back! Your Fun Posts always makes me ROFL ..😆

Priyanka and monalisa Convo lmao 🤣

Haha spot on! Tandta-mandta was the best part haha!! And what amazing pic you chose of priyanka!! 🤣

Originally posted by: Bhavi03

First thx for taking soo much effort to put smile on our face 👏

Music System croons in ear splitting Decibel levels,"Dil Se ye nikli Hai Duaaa...Rang De Tu Mohe Geruaaa""Cry
--------------suddenly a sound of two tight slaps and an agonizing piercing scream of Music system operator follows and the SRK number gets abruptly halted.
Deafening silence of 3 seconds & the system finally croons Sallu Bhaai number,"Munni Badnaam Hui, Darling Tere Liye! Munni Badnaam Hui, Darling Tere Liye!"Dancing

Crying on geruaaa and dancing on munni 🤣

Morning unwashed faces

🤪


Manoj punjabi: ditto u wrote what we hear will he opens his mouths labaad labaaad , he seems to be hungry always
😲 🤣

Coming to priyanka : appki age kya hai, 😆
Why she is soo desperate to know she of all,

Convo between baba ,rahul and gaurav is best 🤣


OM BABA: Approve Chinta ka koi Vishay hi nahin hai ye!-----Mede Gudu Ji kehte hain, main Paida hote hi bolne laga thha----Ab aap mere sampadk mein aaye hain Daahul Ji! ----Dekhte jaayiye mere Tantda-Mantda (Tantra-Mantra) ki Shaktiyaan-----agle do saptaah ke andad-andad, aap aise bak-bak kadenge jaise mohalle ki Baatooni Chaachi kadti hai! Clap


Best best cruiser


🤣
OM BABA (Murmuring): Om Kding-kdung-kdong, Om Hdim-Hdum-Hdong-----Mede Maula Laaltu---Aayi Bala Ko Taal Tu------ Om Kding-kdung-kdong, Om Hdim-Hdum-Hdong-----Mede Maula Laaltu------De De De-De is Gadeeb Ko De De---Daahul Ji ko un ki Awaaz waapas De De---- Om Kding-kdung-kdong, Om Hdim-Hdum-Hdong---Ouch

How can u describe in such a exact way superb


😲 🤣 🤣


Gr8 post
Keep making more
😊

this very funny cruiser especially the movie names
lol those movies are real.omg

most funny was Priyanka part

oye cruiser!! aap zinda ho!!!

looking forward to ur funny posts! ^_^

Cruiser pls lokesh ki entry in ur way pls 🤣

Originally posted by: queen51

So funny 🤣 🤣