ARSHI FF- INBOX INSANITY- MESSAGE (5)- DINNER DATE - Page 4

La reminds me a LOT of a certain Li... hmmm, intershtinggg 😆

But, as you already know, hum toh deewaneee hue yaaar for your writing 😉 I was ugly laughing my way through the update. The 'bruv' part got me good LOOOL I could literally imagine real KKG trying this out 😆

and his 'are you in East London' loool PLS. I guess, by Arnav's estimation I have another year and a month to get all the "bruv's" out of my system before it's absolutely unacceptable to use 🤣

Loved it, and I can't wait for the next one! (hopefully soon 😉)

❤️

Awesome

Waiting to read Nxt

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From: Khushi Gupta

To: p.malhotra(at)nhs.co.uk

Subject: The Central Line

WHY IS IT LITERALLY HELL ON EARTH?

It was an OVEN. And it was SO CROWDED. Why? Why was it so crowded, Payal? We are about 2 stops from the VERY START of the line. How were there ALREADY no seats by the time it got to our stop? How did 100 people accumulate on our platform in the 3 minutes between trains? Why was it so hot even with all the ventilation windows open? Why did the train keep stopping between stations? Why did a 40 minute journey take over an hour? Is there any way I can walk instead?

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From: Payal Malhotra

To: Khushi Gupta

Subject: Central Line Woes

That's why it's the red line.

It exists to prepare us for Hell. Consider it Pre-Purgatory.

Also, if it makes you feel any better, I've already had a patient throw up on me this morning and it's not even 9am. I feel it may be because I stink of the sweat from the armpit I was stuck under for the entire journey this morning.

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From: Arnav Singh Raizada

To: Khushi Gupta

Subject: Welcome

I believe that subject line counts as a polite introduction.

Moving swiftly on.

Why do you have the most irritating accent known to man? You are American, are you not? You people supposedly speak English? And yet you drag out the most inexplicable syllables and randomly drop vowels until your speech is practically incomprehensible.

Oh wait. Vowel dropping is an American thing. Colour is just color to you "dudes" isn't it?

I don't know how I'm supposed to work with someone who can't speak the same language as me. This isn't Lost in Translation. I do need to be able to understand what you're saying in order for this partnership to work.

Regards,

Arnav Singh Raizada

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From: Khushi Gupta

To: Arnav Singh Raizada

Subject: Thank You For Your Welcome

Do you have the contact details for the HR department? I'd like to file a complaint. I feel racially harassed.

Best wishes,

Khushi K. Gupta

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From: Arnav Singh Raizada

To: Khushi Gupta

Subject: Details For HR

Sure, here you go:

nobodycares(at)crymore.com

Regards,

Arnav Singh Raizada

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From: Khushi Gupta

To: Arnav Singh Raizada

Subject: HAHA

YOU ARE SO FUNNY. LOOK. NO ACTUALLY LOOK OVER HERE. I'M LAUGHING SO HARD I'M STILL CRYING.

Oh wait.

No I'm not.

I'm writing a malicious virus to infect your computer and crash it for the rest of the day.

Best wishes,

Khushi K. Gupta

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From: Aman Mathur

To: Khushi Gupta

Subject: Malicious Virus Writing

Dear Miss Gupta,

I would like to believe you are joking, but just in case you're not:

Please do not deliberately infect any Alliance computers with a virus. As all of the networks are linked, you could not only bring down the entire London branch, but could cause problems for several, if not all, of the International branches as well.

Sincerely,

Aman Mathur

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From: Khushi Gupta

To: Aman Mathur

Subject: WTH?!

How did you even know about that?

Are you monitoring our emails?

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From: Aman Mathur

To: Khushi Gupta

Subject: Monitoring Emails

If you check your emails from the IT Department with the subject heading: EMAIL MONITORING, IMPORTANT PLEASE READ, Miss Gupta, you will find several notices informing you of the fact that for safety and security purposes, all internal emails sent between Alliance employees are monitored if flagged for inappropriate content.

Sincerely,

Aman Mathur

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From: Khushi Gupta

To: Aman Mathur

Subject: Monitor This, Creeper

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From: Aman Mathur

To: Dhruv Singh

Subject: Miss Gupta

She just sent me a virtual middle finger.

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From: Dhruv Singh

To: Aman Mathur

Subject: Oh Dear

Are your feelings hurt?

Come here, I have Jaffa Cakes. They always make you feel better.

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From: Khushi Gupta

To: Arnav Singh Raizada

Subject: Truce

Attachment: notavirus.mp3

Let us call a truce. Please click the attachment for details.

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From: Arnav Singh Raizada

To: Khushi Gupta

Subject: How Stupid Do You Think I Am?

I obviously believe neither your offer of a truce, nor the title of your attachment.

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From: Khushi Gupta

To: Arnav Singh Raizada

Subject: Round One Goes To: Me

Judging from the blaring sound of the Crazy Frog song coming from your speakers, it seems you were too curious to resist.

Did you forget I work for the technology side of Alliance?

Your move, Raizada.

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From: Akash Raizada

To: Arnav Singh Raizada

Subject: What The Hell Is Going On Out There?

Did I just see you throw a banana at Miss Gupta?

And for the love of all that is Holy, please turn off that racket. I can hear it from here!

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From: Arnav Singh Raizada

To: Akash Raizada

Subject: No

No you did not. I don't eat bananas.

Also, I'm trying.

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From: Akash Raizada

To: Arnav Singh Raizada

Subject: You Might Not Eat Them

But do you throw them at Americans?

Try harder.

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From: Arnav Singh Raizada

To: Akash Raizada

Subject: Hypothetically

If I did throw bananas at Americans, it would only be at super annoying Americans who have turned. My computer. Into the Sound System of Satan.

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From: Khushi Gupta

To: Lavanya Kasyap

Subject: Omg

HE THREW A BANANA AT ME.

LAVANYA IS HE FIVE?

HE THREW. A BANANA. ACROSS THE ROOM.

AT ME.

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From: Lavanya Kasyap

To: Khushi Gupta

Subject: Be More Specific

WHO threw a banana at you? Just throw a peach back. There. Your weirdly sexual emoji fruit-based flirting is concluded. My bet is he'll throw back an aubergine. If you get my emoji-drift.

WINK.

Love,

La

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From: Khushi Gupta

To: Lavanya Kasyap

Subject: You Are THE WORST

OMG.

LAVANYA NO.

NO LAVANYA.

NEVER. EVER. EVER. EVER.

EVER.

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MESSAGE (4): PANIC

Note: Thank you all for all the love for this! I need more characters to really build the hilarity of this story to maximum levels... so I'm going to bring in the characters from Ishqbaaz in a way that feels natural. If you don't watch the show, don't worry! I'll make sure the characters can be read as standalones and you won't need to have seen a single episode of the show to understand who they are or how everyone fits in.

If you do however watch Ishqbaaz, the tiny nods to the dynamics of the show and the crossover chapters with the Email-Based FF I'm about to start for Ishqbaaz will be like an added little treat.

Again, thank you all SO SO much for the love. I hope this brightens your day even if just a little :)

This chapter is dedicated to anyone who ever has to use the Central Line at rush hour. I feel your pain. We melt together!

IM FIRSTTT

OMGGG SHE THREW A BANANA. I WAS WAITING FOR the aubergine to be thrown!!!! GO LAAA YOU KNOW WHAT IM talking about!!!!

Bring SHIVAAY

THANKS

AND LOVE U