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Yesterday night I wrote a Fun-Post for-------ofcourse Bigg Boss-12 Forum! Where else?
Completed writing it, inserted the three pics that I had to insert, quickly glanced at the whole thing and hit the POST tab.
It got posted?
No ofcourse! 😕
A page appeared, leaving me bewildered & confused.
The word CAPTCHA had me running to the only teacher who has managed to teach me something in my entire life, Mr. Google. 👏
And I promptly got informed, CAPTCHA is a computer program or system intended to distinguish human from machine input, typically as a way of thwarting spam and automated extraction of data from websites.
OK! So scratching my head I tickled a click on the square box that wanted me to say I'm NOT A ROBOT and leaned back on my sofa.
Neither could I complete my breathing a sigh of relief, nor my post appeared on Forum. What came out was, lot of Smoke out of my laptop and a ear splitting, deafening laughter!
"WhoooHaa-Haa-Haa-Haa-Haa-Haa!
Scared & on the verge of suffering cardiac arrest, I got jolted and my shell shocked eyes observed the smoke at top end was acquiring a human appearance! 😲
Lo & Behold! This Genie like thing was our dear IF Admin Vijay!
In Dwapar Yug, eldest Pandava Yudhisthir had to answer questions of a Yasksha to revive his four brothers and wife, who had died because they drank water from a beautiful Pond without bothering to seek permission of Yaksha who resided there.
I had no desire to suffer their fate knowing fully well there is no Yudhisthir to save me any way!
And our Samvaad (Dialogue) in Kaliyug followed somewhat like this:
VIJAY: Kaun hai tu?
CRUISER: Kaun Hai Matlab? 😲-------Cruiser Hoon. Bigg Boss ke Chaar seasons mein aap ke forum pe post kar chuka hoon------chaar baar Hassi Ki Potli, Funniest Members jaise bina matlab ke khitaab jeet chuka hoon----20,000 se jyaada posts kar chuka hoon!
VIJAY: BOT hai tu! 😡
CRUISER: Hain?----BOT? ...WO kya hota hai?? 😲
VIJAY: Chhalaava hai tu!-------Cruiser ke vesh mein, Shaitaan computer program hai tu---😡----Mere Forum mein ghus kar, Meri Programming ko Tehes-Nehes karna chaahta hai tu Dusht BOT!
CRUISER: Vijay Bhai, Maa Kasam I am a simple member here.
VIJAY: Prove it!
CRUISER: How do I prove it?
VIJAY: See this pic on your laptop screen! Select all squares with Vehicles and if you get it right, I will let you make the post!
CRUISER: Vijay Bhai----SO many cars I have not seen even in Old Delhi's congested lanes! Aap mazaaq kar rahe ho?
VIJAY: Will you click or should I kick your BOT Butt?
CRUISER: Karta hoon, karta hoon!
(Opening my eyes as wide as I could and shrinking them periodically short, I clicked all squares with Vehicles!)
You think Vijay let me make the post? No ofcourse!
VIJAY (Bhayaanak Laughter): Whooo-Haaa-Haa-Haa-Haa-Haa! -------Lying Bot! I caught you there!
CRUISER: Heyyy! Vijay Bhai! May be I clicked a wrong square. Or, may be I missed one that had a vehicle. Come on---its 1.44 A.M. Bhai!
VIJAY: Hmm! OK! Ek chance aur deta hoon! Chal----Select All Squares with STOP Signs!
CRUISER: Acchaa! Now like Sapna Bhavnani you are in Ullu Banaya, Bada Maza Aaya Mode, right?
VIJAY: Whooo---Haa-Haa-Haa-Haa-Haa! ------Jhoota-Makkar-Dusht BOT! ---You do not see any STOP Sign there? There are---look carefully you Moorkh BOT!
CRUSIER (Sobbing): Vijay Bhai! It's almost 2 A.M. Tomorrow---hell TODAY I mean----is a busy day for me! -----Main Forum Chhod KE chala Jaaunga! 😭
VIJAY: Haan---theek hai!----Tu Jaa!
CRUISER: Vijay Bhaai main sach mein chala jaaunga!
VIJAY: Tu jaa Re--------Jaa tu Re Baba!!
CRUISER: Manaoge toh bhi nahin aaunga waapas----
VIJAY: Arey Bola naa---TU JAA RE!
CRUISER: Nahin jaunga! Jab tak ye BOT museebat solve nahin karoonga aur sab ko is problem se chhutti nahin dilaunga, MAIN KAHIN NAHIN JAUNGA!
VIJAY: Heyy Bhagwaan! ---Mujhe maaloom thha-----ye BOT kabhi nahin jaayega!------------------Accha chal, STOP Sign you can't see, so I will give you Cars to click again!
I opened my eyes wide again and again, shut them closed tight, opened them again and asked in a very scared, feeble voice where were the squares, as I only saw three cars.
VIJAY: Ooops. My mistake! Wrong Pic! Accha Chal-----Click Squares with STREET SIGNS
I finally successfully managed to click the squares containing all STREET SIGNS! 😕
VIJAY (taken aback voice): Tu sach-much BOT nahin hai? 😲
CRUISER (touching throat): Maa Kasam Nahin Vijay Bhai!
VIJAY: Hmm! Ek baat sun-----Rupees Doonga---Regular posts likhoge IF pe?
CRUISER: Nahin Vijay Bhai----Gire Hue Rupaye main bilkul Naheen Utthhata----------Dollar mein pay karoge toh likhunga!
VIJAY: Woh nahin ho sakta!-----Koi aur demand hai toh Bolo!
CRUISER: Koi demand nahin hai bhaai!----Just stop calling all your regular Members here, who have made IF what it is today, BOT-BOT-BOT-BOT!---------Please remove this silly harassment!
VIJAY: Whoo-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha--------------------Tathhaaastu!--------------
Vijay's face melted into smoke form and smoke itself blew out of my window!
Almost exactly then, Anup Jalota Ji's melodious voice started booming in my room on my BOSE revolving blue tooth Speaker!
"Aisi Laagi Lagan, Meera Ho Gayi Magan, Who Toh Gali Gali Hari Gun Gaane Lagi----"
I woke up bit stunned and then smiled.
My sweet mom has always told me,Subah ke Sapne Hamesha Sach Ho Jaate hain----------" 😳
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