Note: Mujhe pata hai ke main already 4 funpost bana chuki hoon...par abhi MM ke scenes hi itne aa rahe hain ke...main khusi ke maare pagal ho rahi hoon...aur mere dimag mein ajeeb ajeeb se khayal aa rahe hain...aur jo bhi khayal aa rahe hain...main apne pet mein jyada time nahi rakh pa rahi hoon...purani bimari hai na...😆!!! Piu...ab yeh maat puchna ke main thik hoon ke nahi...mere posts se tujhe pata chal hi raha hoga...😆
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Megha: 12 saalo mein tum baht badal gaye ho Mohan...
Mohan: kya baat karr rahi ho Megha...mere 12 Saale(brother-in-laws) hain aur mujhe pata hi nahi...
Megha: Mohan main 12 years ki baat karr rahi hoon...jo humare separation track bana hua hai...uska...
Mohan: haan...oh iss mein sirf main hi nahi badla...tum bhi baht badal gayi ho...!!! baat baat pe taane marti rehti ho...
Megha: ismein bhi tumhara kasoor hai...tumhi chod kar gaye the mujhe Renu bhabi ke paas...ab sangat ka asar toh hoga hi na...!!! par tumne chauthi shaadi karr li...aur mujhe bulaya bhi nahi...
Mohan: tumhe kisne kaha ke...maine chauthi shaadi karr li hai...!!! maine toh abhi tak sirf teen hi shadiya ki hai...
Megha: toh fir Meera koun hai...???
Mohan: mujhe kya pata...ke Meera koun hai...??? Meera se pucho...
Megha: arey waah...ek toh Meera se shaadi kar li aur ab kehte ho ke...yeh Meera koun hai...??? itne doodh ke dhule hue toh nahi lagte...
Mohan: haan main doodh se dhula hua nahi hoon...main soap se dhul kar aata hoon...doodh ka rate pata hai na tumhe...??? aur maine Meera se shaadi kaar li...yeh kisne kaha tumse...??? Mujhe toh pata bhi nahi...
Megha: jyada inocent matt bano...mujhe pata hai...
Mohan: arey bass bhi karo...hamesha pata hai...pata hai...laga rakha hai...kya pata hai zara main bhi toh sunu...ke maine Meera se shaadi karr li hai...!!! tumhare dimag me bheja hai ki bhajia...hai...agar maine firse shadi karr li hoti...toh wapas Indore aata hi kyoun...!!! ab batayo...kisne kaha hai tumse yeh Bakwas...
Megha: Guru ne...
Tabhi Guru ki entry...
Guru: Ullu banaya...bada maza aaya...
mohan: abey tu ne Megha ko ye ulti-sulti patti padhayi hai...
Guru: Bhaiya...main toh Megha didi ko apni Kalakari...Fannkaari...Adakari dikha raha tha...
Mohan: dikha diya na...chal aaj main banata hoon teri Tarkaari...
Guru: par bhaiya aap toh yaha pe vegeterian ho...
Mohan: thik hai toh phir teri hari-chatney banata hoon...
Megha: rehno do Mohan...Guru ko maaf karr do...yeh badi baat hai ke tumne chauthi shadi nahi ki...warna mujhe dukh hota ke tumne chauthi shadi kar li aur mujhe bulaya bhi nahi...
Mohan (with confused look): Heiiinnn...akhir yeh item hai kya...2-2 season mein bhi main nahi samajh paaya...😕😆