Ode to ASR's Jhapar (SLAP)... UPDATED...

Originally posted by: TheAlk

🤣 No Plagiarism, you cited the source🤣

Originally posted by: tia.o

Hello my dears,

This post is inspired by today's promo... ASR's dhai kilo ka haath (2.5 Kg hand) aur Shyamu's gaal (cheek... upstairs one, not the downstairs one...)...

hahahahah...where did u see it???? link plzzz

P.S. Not that I'd mind a well-aimed bamboo on the downstairs cheek... But that's just me getting violent... Ignore me...

back or hahahahhahaha😆😉

P.P.S... Mr. John Keats... I know you are doing somersaults in your grave seeing me butchering your priceless Ode to a Nightingale... But it's for a good cause...

Ode to ASR's Jhapar...

Shyamu's cheek aches, and a drowsy numbness pains

His twitching, as though multiple seizures have struck,

Or of a beowra (alcoholic) after days of withdrawal

Or a drug addict's cocaine supply has shrunk...

'Tis through the envy of us happy lot,

But being too happy in thine happiness,

That thou, heavy fisted ASR, the hottie,

In some sinister plot

With force, with josh (Energy),

Had a chance to re-arrange Shyamu's face. forever,the twitching..

O for a resounding jhapar (Slap) that hath been

We waited a long age as patient as the earth,

Watching him stripping and making us puke,

Today we dance and sing in sunburnt mirth!

O for a view of someone setting fire on his down south!

Raging flames with the help of kerosene,

With burning sensation set at the brim,

And pain-staind mouth;

That I might drink, and rejoice the scene,

And with thee Shyamu fade away into places unseen...

So make that jhapar (slap) count for long...

As hard as no man hast never known,

Remember the dirty pants, the stinky undies, and the pukey vest

Make sure the world can hear him groan...

Where paralysis strikes for at least an hour...

Where his face is permanently leans on one side;

What but to think the episode of tomorrow

And remember this jhapar (slap) for years...

Love

Tia

P.P.P.S. This ain't plagiarism. I named the original butchered work and he is dead... So sue me... 😛

Originally posted by: Fazila~

😳🤗 no one dares do that hahahhah u made a post...hugsss..lub uuu...👍🏼 linkkk

Originally posted by: rima

I like the ode to thapar😊ek thapar aadmi ko poet bana deta hai😊

Originally posted by: Fazila~

Tiaaa.im going to be behosh after that slap...hai he slapped him for Khushi yaaa