Warning- Fun post--lame post...š read at your own risk..!!š
Khushi stuck between Arnav and ASR's split personality on their Suhaag-Raat. Khushi sitting on the bed with her face covered in goonghat.
Arnav---- (charming mode) on seeing her decked in heavy jewelry and wedding dress, says softly "Aaj yahi pehan ke sona hai?"
Khushi----(nervous bride mode ) nnn Nahi to...
ASR----(usual arrogant mode)To fir hatao ise dammit! ( takes away the ghoonghat rudely) Tumhe pata hai mujhe ye sab pasand nahi hai !
Khushi---- (surprised and more nervous) par Arnav jee !
Arnav -----(coming closer) Khushi, tum itna darr kyon rahi ho?
Khushi---- (shocked) Ye aapne kya kiya Arnav jee, hamara goonghat!
ASR---- (acting bossy) Jo mujhe bahut pehle karna chahiye thaa'.I should have known your style ...down market girl !
Khushi----(upset) kya... Aap khud ko samajhte kya hain?
Arnav---- (concerned) Khushi tum theek ho? Meri kya galti hai? Maine kya kiya?
Khushi---- (accusing) Ye sab aapki wajah se hee hua hai !! Naa aapki aankhen madhosh hoti aur naa hum unmein doobte!! aur naa aapse shaadi karte!!
ASR----- (angry) What the ... Tumhari itni himmat kee mere hee room mai mere hee bed pe'...mujhe sunao...Grabs her by the shoulders !
Khushi---- (looks for help) Laad governer! humhe chhoriye !
Arnav---- (looks hurt) shhh, don't talk to me like that Khushi!
Khushi -----(confused) Aakhir aap kya chahte hai?
ASR----- (straight face) Mai chaahta hoon kee tum suffer karo ... Do you know why?...
Khushi---- (now scared)... Devi mayiya rakhsha karna !
Arnav---- (pulls her closer) Khushi...thoda dard hoga...!
Khushi---- ( acting like drama queen) nahiii !
ASR---- ( pinning her to the bed) Khushi Kumari Gupta tum mujhse bach kar nahi jaa sakti !
Khushi----- ( closes her eyes) and screams hey Devi mayiyaaa!!!!
Arnav---- (worried and puts pillow behind her back) Khushi, Khushi...ab theek hai?
Khushi----- (now really going crazy...) Raavan jee I mean Arnav jee aapko itna gussa kyon aata hai?
ASR---- What? how dare you call me that? Get out!!
Khushi---- ( feels insulted) kya? gets down and tries to go away...!
Arnav---- (wondering what happened now)... Ye ladki mujhe pagal kar ke chhoregi...Khushi mujhe tumse baat karni hai !
Khushi---- (very upset) hume kuch nahi sunna hai !
ASR----(now irritated) Tumhe sunna padega dammit ! Aaj meri suhaag raat hai !
Khushi----(give back mode) Haan to ?... Hamari bhee hai, par hamein nahi manani aap ke saath !
Arnav---- (really making effort ) Dekho Khushi, mujhe farak padta hai, aur aaj mai tumhe bata kar rahoonga ! ( gives those sexy smirks)
Khushi---- (now flabbergasted) Arrrnav jeee!!!
ASR----(proud smirk) Khushi, mai paison se sab kuch khareed sakta hoon !!
Khushi----(shocked realization) Ab bas bahut ho gaya ... Ab hum bas jaa raha hain !!
Arnav---- (hurt and confused) tum aise nahi jaa sakti, Khushi! Mai tumhaare liye choodiyaan laya hoon !
Khushi---- ( head spinning) Aap humaare liye ... Nahi Mr Arnv Singh Raizada ab aur nahi.!
ASR----(clenching jaws) Khushi Kumari Gupta just shut up aur wahi karo jo mai bol raha hoon... Samjhi tum ! Lets get over with this suhaag raat rasam !
Khushi---- ( about to faint) hello hi, bye-bye Suhaag raat... !!! Runs away from the room giving... Herewa ek thumka therewa ek thumka...!!!
Arnav--- (moist eyes ) Ye chot jo tumne aaj dee hai, uska kya Khushi? (lost Khushi once again !!!!) šš š
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