From Romance to Roast-Mance - Dear Ex This is my final word ! Nt Pg 5 - Page 68

Originally posted by: --Priyaa--

Oh no, how tragic! I didn't t realize toilet paper etiquette was the biggest achievement in your life.
I guess we'll just have to break up and let you find someone who matches your toilet paper standards best of luck with that!😌

"I'm breaking up with you. I've decided to follow my dreams, and you're not in any of them

I'm breaking up with you. It's not you, it's me... I'm just too good for you

Originally posted by: heavenlybliss

I'm not breaking up with you, I'm liberating myself.

Sorry I thought you're breaking up with me for a toilet paper..thanks for clearing the misunderstanding..

"I'm breaking up with you because I'm allergic to your existence

Originally posted by: --Priyaa--

Sorry I thought you're breaking up with me for a toilet paper..thanks for clearing the misunderstanding..

Originally posted by: heavenlybliss

We need to break up. I have to go find out if the moon really is made of cheese

It's okay let's break up..I get it what an adventurous spirit! I always knew you belonged somewhere far, far away..

Originally posted by: heavenlybliss

Congratulations, you're officially single. Enjoy your freedom... from me.

Oh, amazing! Finally, a parting gift I actually wanted! I'll be sure to treasure it..🥺

Originally posted by: --Priyaa--

You're like the disastrous finale of When The Phone Rings starts with so much hype but at the end makes no sense and turned out to be pointless 😌🥺

You are exactly like the hype of when the phone rings..all the hype was for nothing

Originally posted by: --Priyaa--

You are like IF's new rule 4 'meaningful' words still meaningless and pointless I could just say "Blah Blah Blue Blue" and you would still fall for it.😏😈

You are like this new rule in IF-- 4 not-so-meaningful words...you think you are great but you are nothing but a waste of time.