From Romance to Roast-Mance - Dear Ex This is my final word ! Nt Pg 5 - Page 67

We're breaking up. I've decided to 'Let it go,' just like Elsa

Originally posted by: heavenlybliss

We're done. I'm moving to a remote island where the only inhabitants are highly judgmental parrots

Oh, perfect! You'll finally be surrounded by creatures who can match your talent for repeating the same tired nonsense. Give my regards to the parrots sounds like you'll fit right in!

Originally posted by: missFiesty_69

Our relationship is like Amazon prime - rent in spite of subs, and I don’t want to waste my money

Our relationship is like a Hotstar subscription, I signed up for good quality content but got into endless episodes of dhukh dard peeda..

This isn't working out. You keep putting the toilet paper on the wrong way

Originally posted by: Neerasi29

I don't need autocorrect i know my spellings fine but can you my dear even spell nine

Oh, sweetheart, I don’t need a spelling lesson from someone who still counts on their fingers.😏😎

This relationship is like a dream I had once, confusing and ultimately pointless

We need to break up. I have to go find out if the moon really is made of cheese

I'm not saying I hate you, but I would unplug your life support to charge my phone

Originally posted by: heavenlybliss

This isn't working out. You keep putting the toilet paper on the wrong way

Oh no, how tragic! I didn't t realize toilet paper etiquette was the biggest achievement in your life.
I guess we'll just have to break up and let you find someone who matches your toilet paper standards best of luck with that!😌

We're not breaking up, we're just taking a 40-year time out