From Romance to Roast-Mance - Dear Ex This is my final word ! Nt Pg 5 - Page 43

Originally posted by: --Priyaa--

I’m not ghosting you, I’m just upgrading to a life without glitches.

I will clear your memories like cache

Originally posted by: --Priyaa--

You're not the main character, babe. You're barely in the opening credits.😎

Thank you for the bitter experience and the trauma

I don’t hate myself enough to love you again.

I'm breaking up with you. I've found someone new. They're made of cardboard, but they listen better.

I'm breaking up with you. I realized I'm allergic... to being in a relationship with you

Our relationship has gone from grape to wine – it's aged poorly, and it's time to pour it out.

Originally posted by: Neerasi29

Keep sour and sweet apart ...you are as salty as bag of chips

Aww, you're like a human version of autocorrect always confident, rarely right.😏

You're a berry bad influence on me – it's time to pick a new partner

Originally posted by: mushat

Thank you for the bitter experience and the trauma

You are like a limited edition and by that, I mean, they stopped making that mistake.

Originally posted by: --Priyaa--

Aww, you're like a human version of autocorrect always confident, rarely right.😏

I don't need autocorrect i know my spellings fine but can you my dear even spell nine