🏏IPL 2026: Rajasthan Royals vs Mumbai Indians,13th Match, Guwahati 🏏
🏏IPL 2026: Delhi Capitals vs Gujarat Titans, 14th Match, Delhi🏏
MEHERs GAME 7.4
Aditya dhar would have paid Virat to promote Dhurandhar 2 - Kohli Fans
Cocktail 2 turns bitter. Shahid kapoor upset over lack of screen time.
ARYAN ki SHADI 8.3
Anupamaa 07 Apr 2026 Written Update & Daily Discussions Thread
Raaka - AA22 Title Reveal - Allu Arjun
Nitesh Tiwari reveals Yash in Ramayana won’t be a traditional villain
Ameesha Patel Vs Zakir Khan
Celebs At Jamnagar - SRK Salman Ranveer
Why No one is talking about this??
Mallika gayi Marr
Ab shaant hua Ashu ka sar
Nidhi gayi apne baba ke Ghar
She will drink coffee without sugar🤣
Sugar se hotha hai diabetes
Ashu pe marthi hai ladies
Ladies ke hai gadhe jaise pati
Unko Ashu se hai nahi aapatti
Injury ki free mein kar dega Ashu marham patti
Uske baad auratein usse karlengi katti
😆
Originally posted by: Veni-Vidi-Vici
I am Ashu aur mein hoon hot guy
I don't drink whiskey..I like only adkrak wali chai
Main hoon duniya ki saari auraton ka bhai
chadtha hoon safaltha ki seedi
Na kabhi phoonka cigarette ya bidi
Saari aurthon ko main bulatha hoon didi
Isliye mujhe kabhi bhi nahi hua hai STD
😆
Nahi hua STD
kyunki tumhare paas hi nahi aati Dr Nidhi
Jo Hain bahut ziddi
Bcoz she doesn't like anything which is piddi🤣
Bhaag Ashu bhaag Everest pe aandhi aayi🤣
Aandhi aayegi toh zindagi legi naya mod.
..jagan mere shareer ki saari haddiyan dega tod
Phir Mallika uska sar degi phod
Nidhi aakar usse degi jod 😆
Originally posted by: Veni-Vidi-Vici
Sugar se hotha hai diabetes
Ashu pe marthi hai ladies
Ladies ke hai gadhe jaise pati
Unko Ashu se hai nahi aapatti
Injury ki free mein kar dega Ashu marham patti
Uske baad auratein usse karlengi katti
😆
Ashu ke armaano pe phir jaayegi mitti
Sochta hai kha hi leta chokha aur litti
Nidhi is a sherni not a kitty
Usne Mera aisa kiya Mera now everyone for me feels pity🤣
Originally posted by: Veni-Vidi-Vici
Aandhi aayegi toh zindagi legi naya mod.
..jagan mere shareer ki saari haddiyan dega tod
Phir Mallika uska sar degi phod
Nidhi aakar usse degi jod 😆
Agar Zindagi ne liya mod
Nidhi pakka Degi ashutosh ko chhod
Ashutosh found Mallika on the road
Usi road ke kinare baitha tha toad😆
Ashu ke armaano pe phir jaayegi mitti
Sochta hai kha hi leta chokha aur litti
Nidhi is a sherni not a kitty
Usne Mera aisa kiya Mera now everyone for me feels pity🤣
Mallika ki aayi hai chitti
Ink ke badle mein usne use kiya hai apne bacche ki tatti
Chitti mein nahi tha kuch khaas
Bas zor se woh maar raha tha baas 😆
Originally posted by: Veni-Vidi-Vici
Piddi ho ya bada..
Chaat ho ya medu vada
Jo marzi karlo mera kabhi bhi nahi hoga kh@d@
Baba Said to Ashutosh...beta tu ho gaya hai bada
Nidhi ke liye tu duniya se lada
Beta band Kar de khana idli aur vada
Nidhi....beta tu isey thodi biology toh padha🤣
Originally posted by: Veni-Vidi-Vici
Mallika ki aayi hai chitti
Ink ke badle mein usne use kiya hai apne bacche ki tatti
Chitti mein nahi tha kuch khaas
Bas zor se woh maar raha tha baas 😆
Ashutosh khata nahi Maas
Usko chitthi aayi nahi raas
Usne Nidhi ko Kar di woh chitthi paas
Nidhi ke mood ka ho gaya Satyanaas
Baba Said to Ashutosh...beta tu ho gaya hai bada
Nidhi ke liye tu duniya se lada
Beta band Kar de khana idli aur vada
Nidhi....beta tu isey thodi biology toh padha🤣
Kissi bhi subject mein ab nahi lagta hai Ashu ka mann
Nidhi ke saath ab nahi mil raha woh purana fun
Mallika toh hai duniya mein sabse sweet
Uske chakkar mein karunga mein Nidhi ko cheat
Daru piyenge without soda..bilkul neat
Jamke khayenge sea food aur meat
Phir mauj masti karenge on car's back seat 🤣
Cryptocurrency
Cricket
