KTLK Quiz - Page 51

Nidhi karna chahti thi chill

Phir Aa gaya credit card ka bill

Ashu ka dimaag gaya hill

Zor se dhadakne laga uska dil

Mallika ne de diya usse behoshi ka pill

Ashu kaise karte ho tum Nidhi ko jhel

Dekho jagan ko ho gayi hai jail

Nahi milne wala usko bail

Abb bas hone do humara mel

Mallika ka plan hua fail

Kyunki ek ghante pehle hi Nidhi ne usse khila diya tha zeher wala bhel

Khatam ho gaya Mallika ka khel

Jagan ne uspe chidak diya mitti ka tel.

🤣

Originally posted by: Sanam23

Amazing one😆🤣

Main bechoonga Adrak ki chai

Nidhi saath mein bechegi Nan khatai

Bhai ranga tujhe hai Teri bhains ki duhai

Koi Ameer ladki Kara de set

Taaki le aaun mein apne Ghar ke liye bedsheet aur blanket.

Baba ka makaan bana doonga ek aur tabela

Aakhir kab Tak kaam karega Mera rangu Bhai akela

Is makaan mein maine Ghar Ghar khela

Soch raha Hoon yahan bhi laga look ek chai ka thela😆

🤣

Nidhi ko nahi bhaayi daaktari

Acchi bana leti hai woh kofta curry

Par mein shaadi ussise karoonga jiske paas ho naukri sarkari

Agar permission dede municipality ke adhikari,

chai ke saath mein bechoonga saag-tarkari..

Mujhe nahi bhaati hai naankhatai

Bekaar ho gayi medical ki padhai

Mujhe neend aa rahi hai Mallika, jaldi se bicha do chatai

Main karna chahtha hoon Everest ki chadai ..odha do mujhe 100 saal purani razai

🤣

Originally posted by: Veni-Vidi-Vici

Ashu ke udd gaye tothe

Ab nahi paida honge baba ke pothe

Joothe hai sab rishtey naathe

Raat ke waqt sirf apne haath hi hai kaam aathe 😆

Apne hi haath ka hai saath

Nidhi ne sikha di ye baat

Ab kaise kategi Ashu ki raat

Socha usne hi kaash Mallika ka hi thaam leta haath🤣

Originally posted by: Veni-Vidi-Vici

If not Ashu then who could have married Nidz? Assuming even Ranga was single and Armaan was not Ashu's friend

Rohan....😊

Originally posted by: Veni-Vidi-Vici

Mallika ne dekha ek sapna

Ashu ne bana liya toh usko apna

Par Nidhi nahi thi koi abla naari

Scalpel se kaat di usne Ashu ki pichkari

🤣

Ab Nidhi hai pichkari ki hathyari

Aa hi nahi paayi woh ghadi jisme Nidhi ke pair hon bhaari

Ashu ki mati gayi maari

Ab Mallika banegi Atyachaari😆

Originally posted by: Sanam23

Apne hi haath ka hai saath

Nidhi ne sikha di ye baat

Ab kaise kategi Ashu ki raat

Socha usne hi kaash Mallika ka hi thaam leta haath🤣

Apna haath jagannath

Anji ka hai ranganath

Jo uthathe hai biwi ke nakhre

Woh hai duniya ke sabse bade bakhre

-written by Dr Ashutosh Mathur

Originally posted by: Veni-Vidi-Vici

Nidhi karna chahti thi chill

Phir Aa gaya credit card ka bill

Ashu ka dimaag gaya hill

Zor se dhadakne laga uska dil

Mallika ne de diya usse behoshi ka pill

Ashu kaise karte ho tum Nidhi ko jhel

Dekho jagan ko ho gayi hai jail

Nahi milne wala usko bail

Abb bas hone do humara mel

Mallika ka plan hua fail

Kyunki ek ghante pehle hi Nidhi ne usse khila diya tha zeher wala bhel

Khatam ho gaya Mallika ka khel

Jagan ne uspe chidak diya mitti ka tel.

🤣

Mallika gayi Marr

Ab shaant hua Ashu ka sar

Nidhi gayi apne baba ke Ghar

She will drink coffee without sugar🤣

Originally posted by: Sanam23

Ab Nidhi hai pichkari ki hathyari

Aa hi nahi paayi woh ghadi jisme Nidhi ke pair hon bhaari

Ashu ki mati gayi maari

Ab Mallika banegi Atyachaari😆

I am Ashu aur mein hoon hot guy

I don't drink whiskey..I like only adkrak wali chai

Main hoon duniya ki saari auraton ka bhai

chadtha hoon safaltha ki seedi

Na kabhi phoonka cigarette ya bidi

Saari aurthon ko main bulatha hoon didi

Isliye mujhe kabhi bhi nahi hua hai STD

😆

Originally posted by: Veni-Vidi-Vici

Nidhi ko nahi bhaayi daaktari

Acchi bana leti hai woh kofta curry

Par mein shaadi ussise karoonga jiske paas ho naukri sarkari

Agar permission dede municipality ke adhikari,

chai ke saath mein bechoonga saag-tarkari..

Mujhe nahi bhaati hai naankhatai

Bekaar ho gayi medical ki padhai

Mujhe neend aa rahi hai Mallika, jaldi se bicha do chatai

Main karna chahtha hoon Everest ki chadai ..odha do mujhe 100 saal purani razai

🤣

Bhaag Ashu bhaag Everest pe aandhi aayi🤣

Originally posted by: Veni-Vidi-Vici

Apna haath jagannath

Anji ka hai ranganath

Jo uthathe hai biwi ke nakhre

Woh hai duniya ke sabse bade bakhre

-written by Dr Ashutosh Mathur

Ashu uthata hai Nidhi ka har nakhra

Kyunki uska Swag hai Wakhra