KTLK Quiz - Page 50

Originally posted by: Veni-Vidi-Vici

Ungli mein angoothi angoothi mein nagina

Nidhi ka chal raha hai aathva mahina

Ashu ne kaha maine kabhi bhi nahi bahaya ek bhi boond paseena

Sach sach batao Nidhi kaun hai woh kameena

Nidhi ne kaha...inko aata hi nahi hai...Inko pata hi nahi hai...Inse hota hi nahi hai.. romance nahi karte...dance nahi karte..inko padi hi nahi hai....isliye kisi aur ne bahaya paseena..kyunki usko pasand aayi ye haseena...ab maheena aathva ho ya nava...chaliye ab aap aane dijiye hawa🤣

Originally posted by: Veni-Vidi-Vici

Nidhi hai dadi bua ki dulari

Shaadi mein karana chahti thi woh Ashu ko ghodi ki savari

Par Ashu toh nikla bada bikhari

Phir bajarangi ne ki uspe golibari

Chief minister ko hui bhayankar bimari

Ashni ne ki unki jamke teemardari

Phir Ashu ki chal padi daaktri

Nidhi ko bhi mil gayi kgh mein naukri

Satvik khana chod Ashu bana maansahari

Nidhi ke pair hue bhari

Ro padi Mallika bechari...kya sach mein Ashu ne hi chalayi hai pichkari 🤣

Haha..

Nidhi Ashutosh se keh keh ke haari

Ab pls Karo bachche ki tayyari

Aa rahi hai anniversary humari

Yahi pariksha hai tumhari

Chhodo ye adakari

Chalao apni pichkari..🤣

Originally posted by: Sanam23

Nidhi ne kaha...inko aata hi nahi hai...Inko pata hi nahi hai...Inse hota hi nahi hai.. romance nahi karte...dance nahi karte..inko padi hi nahi hai....isliye kisi aur ne bahaya paseena..kyunki usko pasand aayi ye haseena...ab maheena aathva ho ya nava...chaliye ab aap aane dijiye hawa🤣

Iss marz ki nahi hai dawa..

bas yeh mat poocho yeh kaise hua

Zindagi toh hai jua

Bhar gaya hai mera kuaan

Ab bas meri sehat ke liye keejiye dua

I love my dadi bua

🤣

Originally posted by: Veni-Vidi-Vici

Ashu tha nature se bada touchy

Nidhi ki umr thi kacchi

Mallika karti thi Ashu se pyar sacchi

Ashu ko bhi woh lagne lagi thi acchi

Par woh likhtha raha dawayiyon ki parchi

Isliye Mallu ke godh mein khel rahi hai jagan ki bacchi

🤣

Ashutosh Bach Gaya sachchi

Nidhi samajhti thi Mallika ko tucchi

Mallika ka nickname tha lucchi

Mallika will name her baby as Ruchi😆

Originally posted by: Veni-Vidi-Vici

Nidhi ko mili pyaar ke jhanjato se azaadi ..uski umr thi Ashu ki adhi

Ashu ne kar li Mallika se shaadi

Jagan se sahi nahi gayi yeh barbaadi

Ashu aur Mallika ne manaya lucknow me hi honeymoon

Par Jagan kiya badi berahmi se Mallika ka khoon

Phir Ashu dekhne laga YouTube pe Sanjivani the medical boon

Nidhi dekhne lagi Tom and Jerry cartoon 🤣

Nidhi wants to make another honeymoon

She wants to go with mansukhani

Jisey sunkar Ashutosh ko Hui hairaani

Anji ne bhare Nidhi ke kaan

Mansukhani na sahi toh Armaan

Kyunki usme nahi koi dosh

Like ur ex husband Ashutosh😆

Originally posted by: Veni-Vidi-Vici

Iss marz ki nahi hai dawa..

bas yeh mat poocho yeh kaise hua

Zindagi toh hai jua

Bhar gaya hai mera kuaan

Ab bas meri sehat ke liye keejiye dua

I love my dadi bua

🤣

Dadi Bua agar dein Dua

Toh Lubna banegi ASHNI ke bachchon ki bua

Mallika ke kaano se niklega dhua

Aakhir ye sab kaise hua

12 saalon mein Ashutosh ne usey toh kabhi nahi chhua

Warna aaj Nidhi hoti ASHMAL ke bachche ki bua🤣

Aaj hai ranga ki sagai

Ladki ka naam hai janki bai

Dahej mein uska baap de raha hai 500 gai

Isliye ek hafte mein woh bann jayegi woh ranga ki lugai

Ashu ne kaha dahej lete hue tujhe sharam nahi aayi

Ranga bola kya karoon sir bass nahi padti kgh ki kamayi

Dairy kholke main bhi khaoonga makkhan malai

Seh loonga main Anji ki judaai

Iss baat pe Ashu ki aankh bhar aayi

Ameer banke mujhe bhool na jaana mere bhai

Main roz hospital aata hoon pehenke suit aur tie

Parr mujhse zyaada kamata hai nukkad ka naayi

Furniture ke naam pe mere ghar mein hai sirf ek tooti hui charpayi

Muft mein doodh supply karo mujhe, main de raha hui rabb ki duhai

Main bechna chahtha hoon kgh ke saamne adrak ki chai

🤣

Originally posted by: Sanam23

Nidhi wants to make another honeymoon

She wants to go with mansukhani

Jisey sunkar Ashutosh ko Hui hairaani

Anji ne bhare Nidhi ke kaan

Mansukhani na sahi toh Armaan

Kyunki usme nahi koi dosh

Like ur ex husband Ashutosh😆

Ashu ke udd gaye tothe

Ab nahi paida honge baba ke pothe

Joothe hai sab rishtey naathe

Raat ke waqt sirf apne haath hi hai kaam aathe 😆

Originally posted by: Veni-Vidi-Vici

Aaj hai ranga ki sagai

Ladki ka naam hai janki bai

Dahej mein uska baap de raha hai 500 gai

Isliye ek hafte mein woh bann jayegi woh ranga ki lugai

Ashu ne kaha dahej lete hue tujhe sharam nahi aayi

Ranga bola kya karoon sir bass nahi padti kgh ki kamayi

Dairy kholke main bhi khaoonga makkhan malai

Seh loonga main Anji ki judaai

Iss baat pe Ashu ki aankh bhar aayi

Ameer banke mujhe bhool na jaana mere bhai

Main roz hospital aata hoon pehenke suit aur tie

Parr mujhse zyaada kamata hai nukkad ka naayi

Furniture ke naam pe mere ghar mein hai sirf ek tooti hui charpayi

Muft mein doodh supply karo mujhe, main de raha hui rabb ki duhai

Main bechna chahtha hoon kgh ke saamne adrak ki chai

🤣

Amazing one😆🤣

Main bechoonga Adrak ki chai

Nidhi saath mein bechegi Nan khatai

Bhai ranga tujhe hai Teri bhains ki duhai

Koi Ameer ladki Kara de set

Taaki le aaun mein apne Ghar ke liye bedsheet aur blanket.

Baba ka makaan bana doonga ek aur tabela

Aakhir kab Tak kaam karega Mera rangu Bhai akela

Is makaan mein maine Ghar Ghar khela

Soch raha Hoon yahan bhi laga look ek chai ka thela😆

🤣

Originally posted by: Sanam23

Haha..

Nidhi Ashutosh se keh keh ke haari

Ab pls Karo bachche ki tayyari

Aa rahi hai anniversary humari

Yahi pariksha hai tumhari

Chhodo ye adakari

Chalao apni pichkari..🤣

Mallika ne dekha ek sapna

Ashu ne bana liya toh usko apna

Par Nidhi nahi thi koi abla naari

Scalpel se kaat di usne Ashu ki pichkari

🤣