PART 3: The wild cards
BB: Swagat kijiye is season k 2 wild cards...kokila modi jo hai meenakshi ji ki twin sister aur unki bahu Gopi ji ka...๐ง
*Main door opens and they enter*
*Main teri Dushman ..Dushman tu mera...nai naagin tu sapera plays*
*Members standing near the garden watching them dance*
*Kuhu Kunal n shwet watching from jail*
BB: big Boss Ko Abhi bhi pata nahi chala ki Abhir Mishti washroom mein kya kar Rahe the..I mean..
Baba: dekh Abhir... Abh ye big Boss bhi puch rahein hai...
Mishti: baba ...... Ek bar jail mein Sab settle ho jaye... Phir hum aaraam se aapkoo
Abhir:...shhhhhhh.. Mishti.... Mere sanskaar....
Mishti: sirf dusroon ke liye
Meenu: .... Mera beta.. Mere diye sanskaar bhool gaya hai
Baba: aye Sanskar wadi......tu tho chup hi Kar.... Sanskaar..... Mein tere A-sanskaar par novel likh Sakta hHun
MISHTI: aur mujhe test drive karne nahi diya...
Abhir: tho abh washroom mein kya hua tha..
Mishti: engine start..bass๐๐๐๐ฅฐ......
Meenu faints a little
Meenu: big Boss ji... Meri pariwar Ko bachane keliye mujhe jail see Baahar nikaliye..
Baba: aye... Maath karna Haan big Boss
Mean while Kokila Modi n Gopiv from far just listning
Kokila: hai Gopi......tu tho mere bete le sirf ek touch se pregnant ho gayi thi...
Yahaan to washroom mein kya kya hua maa jaane... Aur ye kaun hai... ...
Kokila sees meenu
Gopi Vahu: Jai Shree Krishna. Mera naam hai Gopi.
Jugnu: Arey waah Gobi. Gobi manchurian mera favourite hain. Gobiben, mera naam Jugnu hai.
Nidhi: Kya bola, Dobi? Tumhara naam Dobi hai?
Gopi: Jugnu bhai, mera naam 'Gobi' nahi Gopi hain.
Jasmeet: Hayyo Rabba yeh kaisa naam hai? Humare mein toh Gopinder, Gurmeet jaise naam hote hain.
Kokila: Jai Shree Krishna. Mera naam Kokilaben Modi hai. Main Modi Kaajal Cosmetics company ki maalkin hoon.
Nidhi: BenBa, yeh toh kamaal ho gaya! Yeh toh bilkul aapke jaisi dikhti hai! Aa toh daav thai gayu! Aur Modi Kaajal brand aapka most pheeebrit hain na?
*Meenu eyes Nidhi making her stop talking in fear*
Kaushal: Moti ben, aapne mujhe pehle kabhi nahi bataya ki aapki ek judwa behen hain. Bapuji, aapne mere saath nainsafi ki hain. Kokiben meri behen hai? *combing his hair in nervousness*
Meenakshi: Jai Shree Krishna. Main Meenakshi Rajvansh hoon. Aur main bohot saare travel companies ko own karti hoon. Aur Koslu, yeh meri behen nahi ho sakti. Hum ek jaise nahi dikhte hain. Bigg Boss ne galati kar di. *looks at Baba* Aap hi bataiye kya main iss Kokila Modi jaisi dikhti hoon?
Baba: Ummmm..abjjsjs...nahi Meenu..tum nahi.....
Abir: Baba, jhoot mat boliye. Yeh bilkul Maa jaisi dikhti hai. *with a smirk*
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Shwet: Who is this LS downmarket woman?
Kuhu: Tumhe yaad nahi ki tum yaha English nahi bol sakti? Anyway, bolti raho..aur ek week yaha bitaogi tum.
Shwet: Shut up maggie...tumhe uss Gopi Vahu aur uski Maaji ke saath yaha lock hona chahie tha. Next time, agar main yaha aaungi toh sirf Kunal aur Abir ke saath.
Kunal: Shut up! Abhi hume pata lagana padega ki Mishti uss Gopi Vahu ko humare against bhadkane ki koshish kar rahi hai ya nahi.
Ketki who had just come to the bars to meet the inmates: Bhai, aap phirse Mishti ke baare mein soch rahe ho? Kabhi kabhi lagta hai aap Mishti se nafrat nahi pyaar karte ho.
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Kokila is with Gopi by the washbasin in the washroom and Meenu is with Parul in the bedroom. Both are simultaneously talking.
Meenakshi: Main Meenakshi Rajvansh
Kokila: Main Kokila Modi
Meenakshi: Pran leti hoon ki main
Kokila: Pran leti hoon ki main
Meenakshi: Uss Kokilaben Modi ko
Kokila: Uss Meenakshi Rajvansh ko
Meenakshi: Iss ghar se nikal kar rahungi. Yeh mera vaada hai aapse. Aap mera saath dengi na?
Kokila: Iss ghar se nikal kar rahungu. Yeh mera vaada hai tumse. Tum mera saath dogi na?
Parul: Bilkul BenBa.
Gopi: Ji Maaji.
Gopi: Lekin maaji hum karenge kya๐ค
Kokila: mujhe us meenu jaise Banna padega...no pallu...shudh gujju mix with English ...badi bindi nahi awaz mein zyada bhar nahi halka tone ...tabhi Abir k baba mujhse pyaar karenge shayad ..unhe modern aurte pasand hai๐
Parul: Lekin benba hum karenge kya๐ค
Meenu: mujhe us Kokila jaise Banna padega...sar pe pallu...shudh gujju ...badi bindi aur awaz mein zyada bhar laana padega ...tabhi Abir k baba mujhse pyaar karenge shayad ..unhe gharelu aurte pasand hai๐
Gopi vahu: toh kya karenge maaji...๐ค
Kokila:.mere Baal kal straight karna tum...๐
Parul: toh kya kare benba๐ค
Meenu: mere balon mein kal juda bandhna...tum ๐
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*Shaam 6 baje*....
*Mishbir sitting in the garden area...gopi joins them...kuku and shwet still in jail trying to hear*
Gopi: Kem cho abir bhai...misti Ben...๐
Mishti:. Aapka swagat hai Gopi ji...kaisi hai aap...itni bhaari saari pehen k garmi nahi Hoti?๐
Kunal: dekha dekha...Mishti ne Kam shuru kar diya... friendly hone ki koshish kar Rahi hai๐๐ง
Shwet: haa...Lekin gopi dumb hai...๐
Kuhu:. Tum logo ke kapde dekh k unhe judge Karti ho shame on you... Shwet๐
Shwet:. Ohhh....make up ki dukan...kapde se nahi ...jo ladki Abir Ko bhai bulaye...vo dumb nai toh kya hai... hahahahaha...hai na Kunal *tries to give hi fi*๐
Kunal: *moves away*.... Tum na mere se friendly mat ho...sabne milke mujhe jail mein daala hai...aane do Salman Ko...mein bataunga rule kon todta hai...๐
Shwet: main tumhare bhale k liye keh Rahi Hun...main toh finale tak jaane vali Hun...mere saath rahoge to fayde mein rahoge...๐
Kuhu: vo mera pati hai...line marna bandh karo๐
Shwet: sabko pata hai Naam ka pati hai... honeymoon pe ek kiss bhi nahi hua tumhara......alwlelelelee๐
Kuhu: shwweeeet....*throws a pillow*....*sees cookies under the pillow *......yeh lo...dekh lo rule kisne toda...bhukdiiii shwet...๐
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Gopi: nahi nahi...aadat hai misti Ben...raat Ko halki saree pehenti hu...Abhi sikhane Rakhi hai...๐
Mishti: acha Lekin jagah toh nahi bachhi...Kahan sukhai saree aapne...๐ค
Gopi: microwave mein misti Ben๐
Abir:๐ฎ
Mishti:๐
*Hear a sound thaaaaaa...from the kitchen*
All run to the kitchen. Just when they go to the spot. Bigg Boss announces.
Bigg Boss: Bigg Boss chahte hain ki ghar ke captain Baba issi vaqt confession room mein aaye.
Baba goes inside.
Baba: Ji Bigg Boss.
Bigg Boss: Baba, ghar ke ek sadasya ne Bigg Boss ke camera ko haani pahuchayi hain. Unhone sabun se Captain ke room mein jitne bhi cameras hai unhe dho diye hai. Aap iss ghar ke captain hain issliye yeh aapki zimmedari hain ki aap kisibhi sadasya ko iss tarah ghar ka nuksaan karne se roke. Unhone jo rasoighar mein abhi tabayi machai hain, uske liye Bigg Boss iss baar maafi dete hain. Lekin khabardaar, aainda agar kisi bhi sadasya ne aise Bigg Boss ke ghar ko nuskan pahuchaya toh ve dand ke patra honge.
Baba: Sorry Bigg Boss. Hum abse dhyan rakhenge.
Bigg Boss: Aap jaa sakte hain.
Baba goes out.
Baba: Sabhi living room mein ekatrit hojaye.
Everyone sits on the sofa.
Baba: Bigg Boss ne warning di hain. Kokila Ji aapki bahu ne naak mein dum karke rakha hain. Microwave ke saath jo kiya so kiya.. lekin Gopi ne mere room ke cameras ko saabun se dho diya. Bigg Boss bohot hi angry ho gaye hain. Bola hai ki next time voh punishment denge.
Kokila: Gopi Vahu, aiya aao.
Gopi vahu goes closer to Kokila.
Kokila: Mere aankhon mein dekhkar kar sach sach batao. Yeh sab tumne kiya hain? Daro mat. Agar tumne nahi kiya hai aur agar yeh kisi aur ne kiya hai tumhe phasane ke liye toh main tumhare liye ladungi *looks at Meenu while saying this*
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Shwet: Oh God. I can't control my curiosity. Mujhe janna hain kya chal raha hai andar.
Kuhu: Haan. Kuch drama ho toh tumhe sabse pehle pata lagana rehta hai. #GossipAunty
Shwet: Kya kaha tumne? Aunty? Aunty hogi tum Kunal aur Abir ki.
Kuhu: Shweeeeee *picks up hay from the floor of the jail and throws it at Shwet*
The hay hits Kunal instead.
Kunal: Urrghhhhhhh DUMB KUHU
Shwet starts laughing. Kuhu frowns.
Kunal: DUMB SHWET.
Kuhu laughs.
Shwet: Oh God. Mujhe yaha se nikalna hi padega. No point in staying with these idiots.
Shwet stretches the bars and climbs up and successfully passes her body through the bars.
Kunal, Kuhu: SHWEEEEEETTT...ruk jao..yeh kya kar rahi ho.
Shwet runs to the living room.
Everyone: Shweta?!!!
To be continued...
Edited by Onyourface - 4 years ago
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