Saste Danny ne Sam ko samosa khane ki permission na di bola socho scene bhooke samose wale ka hai jiss ne subha se kuchh nahi khaya ( aur jiski zameen bhi girvi rakhi hui hai aur uss zameendaar ne uski maa aur behen ko bhi bandhwa mazdoori pe lagaya hua hai samose banane ki, jab yeh ek samosa khayega toh unko 100 extra samose banane honge)
Sam bola main hero banne aaya hun ( tabhi counter se kisi ne awaz di, arrey o sambha kitni fees hai re hamare acting class ki? Sasta Danny bola poore chaalis hajaar.
Phir Sam ko dekh ke bola main bhi actor banne aaya tha par Sambha banke reh gaya hun, har baar aise puchhte hain aur mujhe batana padta hai, sobbing sobbing.)
Sam ko mama ka FB aana toh banta hai aakhir usi ke liye toh acting class join ki hai aur phir Sam samose bechte huye.
Sea Queen society ki Lalita Pawar aur uski secretry ki cabinet meeting aur PreeNa, Sahiba bhi join ho gaye. N ke room ka kaam shuru ho gaya hai toh ek thi daayan boli ki bahot miss kiya hoga na apna room ( ishara Sam ki taraf tha)
N ko Preeti darling ne dhakka diya taaki sach na ugal de ( waise aajkal Preeti ke baghair bhi lapetna seekh gayi hai Naina, mhari chhoriyaan chhoron se kam hai ke)
Noodlegirl from China samose bana ke laayi hai noodles wale. Preeti ne sahi joke maara aur Vanita ka jiya jale jaan jale. ( Vanita ne naya show dekha hai khana pakaana aur lagta hai CVs ne bhi koi show dekha hai audience ko kaise pakana?)
Naina ka tanha tanha song pe samose banana yeh bhi koi baat hai.
Sam aa gaya aur Dhundo ke samose mein niyyat daali ( aur Rakesh Papaji Sam ko ticket ke paise bhi gin ke dete hain, no extra paisa, no fizool kharcha, jiss se woh koi samosa hi kha sake)
Shibani Sam ko kidnap karke le gayi kaal kothri mein. ( Sam ke expression maano izzat khatre mein hai)
Preeti darling apni saving se Pager le aayi Samaina ke liye aur Nirmala washing powder ke aane se bill gir gaya ( hum bata rahe hain yeh bill zaroor koi kaand karega)
KZ ko dekhna hai P kya laayi hai itne mein gungi gudiya aa gayi aur kuchh boli (KZ ki khushi ka thikaana nahi ki mhari gungi bol sake hai aur isi khushi mein sugar ke do daane ka prasad bhi chadhayegi bole)
Shibani kursi khiska ke paas aate huye toh apni izzat bachane ke liye Sam kursi se gir gaya. ( Shibani ne apna ek pair uski chhati pe rakha aur Ravan ki tarah Hee Haa Haa karne lagi. Phir boli,aap ke paas do options hain Sammerji, ya toh samose khao ya mujhe god mein uthao. Agar donon manzoor nahi toh main aap pe baith jaaungi abhi. Jaan ki amaan ke liye Sam ne samose khane ka option chuna)
GG uncle ka aana, Sam ki hug ki koshish aur achcha hua GG ne pehle munh khola na ki aankhen ( afterall shaadi se pehle wale romance ka sawal hai)
Sam N ko disturb nahi karna chahta tha bola. (isliye sirf lipstick disturb ki thi)... N ko achhi tarah pata hai Papa kitne paise dete hain isliye special samose banaye hain ( This is called CVs third law of samosa, to each samosa there is equal and opposite samosa)
Ab Rab ne bana di jodi ke Sodi ji pet bhara hone par bhi samose khaane par majboor. ( jo biwi se kare pyar woh samose se kaise kare inkaar)
Gulaab jamun ka naam sunke Sam ke dimaag ne bola bhaag Sameer bhaag.
N boli ki papa ghar pe nahi hai toh thoda time saath mein spend karte hain
(jaisi ki Papa inhen mana karte hain par kya karen shaadi se pehle wale romance ka sawal hai aur yeh achanak langda tyagi langdate huye kidhar nikal gaya pata nahi, apno bharoso hai tooti taang ka kono bharoso nai)
Beech mein Lalita Pawar aur Kadar Khan ka TP scene pager ke naam.
Kanjooson ke chhatte mein, Preeti ke phone call aur std bill pe charcha ( zara Sam pe nazar rakho Mr.Economics warna bill dekh ke heart attack na aajaye)
Sam aaya toh phir CVs third law of samosa par Sam ne khane ka mana kiya toh inki khushi ka thikana nahi. ( yeh bhi inhone baap se seekha hai. Inke pitaji ek raat bole ki jo bhi aaj khana nahi khayega use 10 Rs milenge. Shubham aur Tanvi ne 10/- Rs. liye aur so gaye. Doosre din pitaji bole ki jo 10/- Rs. dega aaj ka khana use hi milega)
Raat mein Sam ki haalat kharab,samose ki Ram kahani Preeti ko bata di. Preeti ka surprise, pager. ( Sam ko lena ho toh pager ke liye bhi KZ se permission leni hogi, Ne Waah!)
N ne Shibani wali baat sunli aur N VO ne ITV serial wale gol gol dialogue maar ke bata diya ki main FL hun, main hamesha sahi hoti hun, mera ghussa bhi mere hero ki bhalai ke liye hota hai.
Precap... Sam Adi selling samosa, GG ka suspense.
( This is called vicious circle of samosa, act selling samosa--go to one home--someone feeds samosa--go to second home---someone feeds samosa--- go to third home--somone ready to feed samosa---sleep---next morning act selling samosa---repeat)

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