ArShi FF- Whimsy: Chapter Four- Apologies (Page 9)

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Happy happy happy birthday Chutki!!!

You are the NK to my Arnav and Chu to my tki. I hope you have the most amazing amazing day and year and life. You're genuinely an inspiration in how to be hilarious and kind and intelligent and fangirly in all the right ways. I cannot wait until you are all caught up with Attack on Titan and we can fangirl over that too.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

This is for you.

P.S. Up to Chapter Six is already written so this is the gift that keeps on giving. ;)


CHAPTER ONE
DIVERSION

Khushi stared down at her shoes, pouting as she shifted her weight from one foot to the other, trying to get comfortable.

This was so unfair. Why was she the one who had been sent out of the classroom when it was NK who had started it? She muttered under her breath, calling him every curse word she knew and then, when she ran out of those, inventing some particularly devious plots to exact her revenge.

She began cackling at one such plan which ended with NK covered in some sort of stinky green slime when she was distracted by someone clearing their throat.

"What?" she demanded, annoyed at whoever it was who had pulled her out of her reverie.

"Er, I was just wondering if you knew you were standing in the middle of an empty corridor laughing to yourself."

"I wasn't laughing, I was cackling."

"What's the difference?"

"One is for when you're happy, the other is for when you've come up with a brilliant plan of vengeance."

One of the two boys in front of her, the one who had spoken, snorted.

The other elbowed him in the ribs. "Arnav, we need to go. If Mr Singh catches us he's going to throw us off the roof and make it look like an accident."

Arnav looked once more at the girl in front of him. Half of her hair was rumpled, as though she had been sleeping on her desk with that side lying on her arms and had half a swirly moustache and goatee drawn on in what appeared to be permanent blue marker pen. She was also now ignoring him and had gone back to her previous "cackling".

She looked, not to put it too finely, insane.

"RAIZADA! MALIK! JUST WAIT TILL I GET MY HANDS ON YOU!" The hollering voice was followed by the sound of thunderous footsteps approaching. Aakash blanched and sped off around the corner.

The girl looked startled and turned towards the direction of the voice and then back to Arnav. Arnav pressed a finger to his lips and then ran after Aakash.

Moments later, Mr Singh, one of the school's Math's teachers came storming into view. He was dragging a boy with dark brown hair and striking, light green eyes behind him by the ear.

"Owww!!!! Singh bruv calm your tits man, you're going to rip my ear off."

"GOOD!" boomed the furious looking teacher. "It's not like you use it to listen to anything anyone tells you anyway! YOU!" He had noticed Khushi. He came to a halt in front of her. "What are you doing out here?"

"Miss Ahluwalia sent me out here, Sir."

"Why?" he took in her appearance. "Actually, don't bother, I can guess. Did two boys go past here by any chance?"

Khushi saw the boy whose ear Mr Singh was holding widen his eyes and give his head the tiniest of shakes. Mr Singh went even redder and twisted the boy's ear, causing him to howl in pain.

"You know, Mathur, the thing about your ears are that they're attached to your head, so when you move it and try to get someone else to help cover for you and your other imbecile friends, I can feel it. Now girl, tell me, have you seen them?"

Khushi bit the insides of her cheek to keep from giggling. "Y-yes Sir. They went that way." She pointed straight ahead of her, down a corridor that led to the other side of the school to the way Arnav and Aakash had gone. As Mr Singh peered down the corridor, Khushi gave the boy he was still holding a quick wink. He smiled, and then winced as Mr Singh gave a gruff grunt and began pulling him in the direction Khushi had just pointed.

Thank you! He mouthed.

No worries. She mouthed back.

She blinked. Khushi wondered what on earth the boys could possibly have done to have infuriated Mr Singh to such levels of apoplexy.

Then she caught sight of her ludicrous reflection in a window and her mind was back on how exactly she would get NK back for what he had done to her.


Chapter Two- Revenge

Chapter Three- Accusations

Chapter Four- Apologies

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Posted: 10 years ago
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I am finally here!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bet you weren't expecting this.

In my defense, I have no store of gifs to post like ahem, some people here.

Anyway, ONTO DIS.

I cannot, absolutely cannot express how much I love this story. I read all the four chapter just now and I am itching to send this as a script to some bigass director because it flows like a beautiful romedy. Which is more medy than ro and therefore is obviously my new favourite story. I think you already know how much I love your writing Rafa but if you don't I don't mind reminding you over and over so long as you continue writing such amazing things. It is as effortless as breathing and as engaging as loud noises coming from a car with black windows (I'm sorry I'm just extremely overwhelmed and incoherent right now)
I kept smiling at every line-- you're on a roll! There is no stopping the wisecracking genius that is the Rafanator. You're killing me like Levi kills Titans..

Okay, maybe not like that.

The joke on the knife being African and hence being stolen-- I almost choked I shit you not.

The best part is how all these characters are in a school setup (MY FAVOURITE KIND OF SETUP, OBVIOUSLY. SCHOOL IS WHERE THE BEST THINGS HAPPEN), there are no cliched stereotypical characters ygm? Like, there are just people. No "girls being girls" or "boys being boys" or jocks or nerds or geeks or cliques..you know? Because that's exactly what school is like!!!!!!!!!!!!! Screw America and The Breakfast Club for ruining that for everyone!!!!!!!!

Aaah I've already said it- this is one of the best birthday gifts ever and I feel so, so stupid and I am so, so sorry I read it so late.

NO MORE THO.

Please continue. You are the Bran to my Hodor, because I love you and will always hold doors for you and also you're tiny while I look like a literal beast...but not in a good way ygm?

Thank you for this! I love you, you amazing human being. (And not like people love Goblet of Fire or the Wolverine movie, like, out of obligation, but actual love. Love love like like like.)


Edited by boyznaka - 9 years ago
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I love me a plotting, evil genius Khushi!



And NK...



I don't even care what Arnav and Aakash did because the entire exchange was hilarious.

And you wrote Aman into it!!!!



Also, a school romedy is just what I am in the mood to read right now.


Edited by BlueMystique - 9 years ago
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Posted: 10 years ago
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Haha what thy hv done yaar.. Nd what khushi z up to...
Poor nk.. I can see ur future..

Loved d shot.. Waiting to read more..
Posted: 10 years ago
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And Mathur continues covering up for Arnav! This Khushi sounds totally riotous.
Happy Birthday again Chutki! Your birthday gifts are a treat for all of us :)
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CHAPTER TWO

REVENGE


Aakash panted as he took off his glasses and cleaned the steam off with his sleeve. "Arnav."

"Yes?" He frowned at a speck of lint on his sleeve and flicked it off. The run seemed not to have affected him at all. Arrogant prick.

"You realise this is a boarding school?"

"I do."

"So you realise Singh literally knows where we sleep?"

"The thought has crossed my mind, yes."

"And so what exactly is going to stop him sneaking into our rooms in the middle of the night and murdering us in our sleep?"

"I dunno," Arnav shrugged, "don't sleep?"

Aakash did not look amused.

"Well," Arnav stroked his chin. "I was thinking it's been a long time since we last had a sleepover in NK's room, hasn't it?"

"Ah yes, I think the last time was when we accidentally set Ms Kapadia's art room on fire."

"Or maybe the time we locked Mr Ankur in the PE store cupboard?"

"No I'm pretty sure it was the time we stole that ceremonial knife from Mrs Jaggi's office."

"Hey, it was an African ceremonial life. Who's the real thief here?"

"Technically, it was Aman. Speaking of, should we go help him?"

"No. If he was stupid enough to get caught, he has to face the consequences."

Aakash peeked out to see if he could see (or hear) Mr Singh approaching. But all appeared to be clear. "Yeah, I guess there's no point in all of us getting caught, is there?"

"Now you're thinking like a Raizada."

"I'm not a Raizada."

"My mum will be heartbroken to hear that. If she feeds you like one, you are one."

Aakash beamed. "When's Aunty visiting next?"

"You mean when is she next bringing enough food to feed a small country?"

"Or two."

"I dunno. But I think she's bringing your mum with her. Hello hi bye bye, Aakash bitwa are you top of your class yet? No? Arnav is? Ah if only you were a girl, Aakash bitwa, I would have had the two of you married faster than you could say hello hi bye bye!"

Arnav smirked as Aakash smacked him round the back of the head. "Oy! You know, I've never understood why she wishes I was the girl." Aakash shook his head, bemused as always by his eccentric and extremely loving albeit overbearing, mother.

"Obviously she realises I am the superior male specimen and wouldn't want to risk removing me from the gene pool. Also, your rotis are rounder." Arnav barely managed to duck out of the way as Aakash aimed another vicious whack to the back of his head.

"Shut up, Arnav. All that running's made me really hungry, we can't exactly go to the canteen, can we?"

"NK always has food in his room, doesn't he?"

"Yeah. He calls it his 'Treasure'... Let's go."


It was 3am when Khushi's alarm blared into life. She shot straight up and slammed it off.

She quickly changed into a black turtleneck and black jeans (covert revenge required covert clothing) and put on a pair of dark brown boots (close enough). She crept out of her room to the first of her 3 destinations of the night.

"Payal," she hissed, knocking softly on her best friend's door. "Payal, wake up." Khushi peered blindly down the dark corridors, listening for any hint of sound on the other side of the door or from either end of the corridor. There was a soft groan and a thud from inside and then shuffling. Payal opened the door, eyes bleary with sleep.

Her eyes widened when she saw Khushi. "Khushi, you weren't serious when you told me that insane plan earlier today?"

"Payal," Khushi raised an eyebrow, "when have I ever given you any indication that any of my insane plans are ever anything but 100% serious?"

Payal sighed. "You're not going to stop until I agree to come with you, are you?"

Khushi grinned and shook her head.

"Fine, let me just grab a jumper and some shoes. You need sectioning, you know that right?"

"Amma may have mentioned it once or twice. Now come on, let's go." She grabbed Payal's sleeve and began dragging her towards destination number two.

"Here. Hold this flashlight and keep a look out for anyone approaching, okay?"

"Khushi, are you sure about this?"

Khushi didn't bother dignifying the question with a response. Instead, she shunted herself over the gate and quietly approached her prey. "Here goatie, goatie, goatie." She coaxed, as she tiptoed over to where it was tethered. "Shhh, shhh. Easy now. Eaaasy. Eaaasy. Gotcha!" She untied the rope and began walking the goat back towards the gate.

"Payal!"

"What?"

"I'm going to pass Laxmi-ji over the gate to you, are you ready?"

"Who is Laxmi-ji?"

"The goat."

Payal's voice sounded strangled when she replied. "You named the goat La- Khushi, stop it! I'm not touching that. Just come through the gate like a normal human being."

Payal flounced backwards as Khushi dropped Laxmi back to the ground. "Fine, Prissyknickers, we'll just come through the gate."

It took her a minute or two to figure out how to unlatch the gate and then she was out. She pushed it shut behind her and began running back towards the Dorms. Not her Dorm room, mind you. But to her third and last destination for the night before she would finally have her revenge and be able to drift off into sound and satisfied sleep.


Payal put one arm out to block Khushi's access to the doorknob leading to NK's room.

"Khushi, I'm going to ask you one last time. Are you sure about this? Couldn't you and NK just... talk about it? Or better yet, can't you just forgive and forget?"

"Payal I am. I'm for-giving him a taste of his own medicine and then I can for-get my sweet sweet revenge."

Payal gave up. "Okay, fine. Whatever. I thought I should at least try. Now hurry up, the goat's getting restless."

Khushi took a deep breath and looked down at the fire extinguisher in her hands. "Ready?"

Payal nodded.

"ATTACK!!!!!"

Khushi turned the door handle and kicked open the door with a loud boom. Before anyone in the room could react, she had squeezed the handles of the fire extinguisher and covered the entire room in the white foam.

To her surprise, she heard not one, but several voices yell out and start hollering at her.

"RELEASE THE GOAT!!!" Khushi screamed.

Payal let go of the rope and pushed Laxmi into the room where it then proceeded to bleat loudly and started running round.

"RUN!" Khushi yelled just as someone in the room succeeded in turning on a light and others along the corridor began to come out of their own rooms to see what all the noise was about.

Arnav looked around the room, his body buzzing with adrenaline. He was covered in foam, as were Aakash, Aman and NK. There was also a panicked and agitated goat running around the room, screeching louder than even NK and just kicking everything.

The sound of laughter came from the doorway and he looked over to see quite the crowd of people gathering outside.

"What in blazes is going on in here?!" Everyone except the goat immediately went silent as Dhruv, the Sixth Former in charge of their floor elbowed his way through the crowd to glare at the room.

Even he couldn't hold back a splutter of laughter at the sight that met him, but then he was deadly serious as he turned to face the other residents. "Who did this?"

Nobody spoke.

"Well, if nobody is going to own up, then you're all going to help clean up- don't think I can't see you trying to sneak off to your room there, Lavanya. Just for that, you're in charge of the goat until morning."

He turned back and looked straight at NK, who was currently trying desperately to hold the goat in place. "As for you..." The goat chose that moment to kick NK in the stomach and make a mad dash for the door. Dhruv jumped out of the way.

He shook his head, at a loss as to what he should do. "Lavanya, I swear to God if that goat gets off this corridor I'm going to put you on communal toilet cleaning duty for a week."

He decided he would leave it to the teachers to decide first thing in the morning.


Chapter Three- Accusations

Edited by arisai - 10 years ago
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Happy birthday, Chutki, and may God bless you. Not only for you, but also because I finally got to read Arisai's work after almost 2 years. I cannot wait for this story to unfold further. It 's going to be absolute crazy fun. What I love about Khushi is how confident and nonchalant she is even with half a goatee and half a mouch. If it was me at that age, I'd have either had a mental breakdown or murdered NK. Poor NK, he'll need eyes at the back of his head too. The biggets puzzle though is, what has the trio been upto ? Or is SIngh just an over-reacting maniac?
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awsum update
totally loved it
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Chutki ... wish your birthday would come more often ...
It surely has got many a great writer out of hibernation ... 😆
Jug jug jiyo Chutki ji ... Happy Birthday ...
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Hahaa, go Khushi. But poor Aman, Akaash and Arnav also had to bear her retribution. What a brilliant plan, though. WHO is Lavanya? Unless she is a boy, I don't understand why she is in the boy's dorm? What?

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