YHM Classroom 101: Revenge - Page 2

Originally posted by: Veeann

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I just read the disclaimer and have the giggles 🤣

Originally posted by: fugitives123

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Oh Shaila bua...phone mein poori baat bata nahi sakthi thi kya? phone toh puttar ne hi kiya tha...incoming free tha na aapke liye?

Originally posted by: fugitives123

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Originally posted by: vidya.anand

Awesome..hilarious and did I ever say how much I love you...nahi na...toh aaj main kehti hooom I love you...I love you...I love you...👏🤗

****warning...no logic post ahead...YHM and 50 shades of S stole away my thinking ability***********

Missed your classroom sessions...aakir u and Paru offer the best ways to get over a boring, illogical episode.

You do it every time and u are the best teacher doc...a teacher who makes you smile and laugh out loud. Your session gives us the motivation and encouragement to see episodes in a fresh light. warna 50 shades of S put together gives us just one perspective and reaction to the entire episode. *YAWN...wake me up when this is over*

I wake up expecting a cute Ishra scene and what do I see...Subbu's face which is ready to burst mustard...no no woh waala hot tadka nahi...chalo koyi nahi...I cant even explain what sort of expression is that.

But doc, you should agree to one point. Psychiatry is an art...and Subbu's case is a modern art which can be interpreted as you wish [But I dare you dont try doing that...else guaranteed you land in a mental clinic] ...psychosis, multiple personality disorder, amnesia, literally an empty feeling inside the head...sab milaake a combination hai jo rare and unusual toh hai but in YHM land unusual is usual na?

Revenge has a new definition. If someone harms you, then go find his most distant relative and torture him to death. then the initial someone doesnt even get affected..how cool is that? And the victim who gets killed sits in heaven and keeps wondering why he or she was killed. thats the best top class punishment you can give na?

So YHM preaches that you shouldnt be innocent and good...keep doing crimes. anyways you arent going to get punished...but make sure you have some distant clueless relatives sitting in some remote part of the world who will bear the brunt.

YHM also tells you how small world is. jo bhi lafda hota hai woh sab dho teen families ke beech hi hota hai...and London, Paris, America, Singapore, jahaan bhi jao bas Bhallas ko hi pao!

Oh yeah I forgot...marriage is the best revenge...thats why Subbu and Sujatha ji closed all their shops in London and came to India, settled there, took all efforts, made ends meet, got into the good books of Bhallas...why? to get married to a divorced daughter who has a kid because her mother thinks marriage is cool and ultimate way to happiness even after marriage fail one after the other in her own family.

Subbu ka plan A flop hua toh plan B hai hi...and whats that? get a sharp knife, trap the mother and child, threaten them to jump off the terrace...

Subbu ka mantra..."Mujhe Bhalla se bathla lena hai...Bhallas ko tadpaana hai"

"Biwi mera, beta mera ... badla bhi mera hoga...aur usskeliye bali ka bakra hogi tu Simmi aur Ananya...chalo khoodo...khoodo...khooodo...warna main khood jaavunga"

I really wish he told this and jumped off when plan B failed 😆