Drama roasts in Shayari - Page 53

Runak redefining love phrases:

Normal: "I will be with you in sickness and in health"

Runak: "I will be with you in sickness and in health bhaad me jao"

Normal: "Tumhe marate dam tak pyaar karenge"

Runak: "Tum marane pado tabhi tumhe pyaar karenge"

Normal: "Main tumhare bina jee nahi sakta"

Runak: "Main tumhe shanti se jeene nahi de sakta/i"

Normal: "Tumhara saath hai toh har dukh se lad sakta hoon"

Runak: "Tumahra saath hai toh, tumhe har dukh dena chahata/i hoon"

Arshi ki baarat ka song!! Isape nachegi ye!

Nacho sab!!

Shadi shuda hoke bhi shadi karana chahe...

Aaj meri us Ani se shadi hai!!

Even though he's married, he wants to marry again...

Today, I'm getting married to that Ani!!

Talli hoke meri behan ko gale lagaye...

Aaj meri us Ani se shadi hai!!

Drunk, he hugs my sister...

Today, I'm getting married to that Ani!!

Baat baat par meri mom par chillaye...

Aaj meri us Ani se shadi hai!!

He yells at my mom for every little thing...

Today, I'm getting married to that Ani!!

Har baat par muze jo nachaye...

Aaj meri us Ani se shadi hai!!

Making me dance to his tune on everything...

Today, I'm getting married to that Ani!!

Delhi bolake kashmir bhaag jaye...

Aaj meri us Ani se shadi hai!!

Says he's going to Delhi but runs off to Kashmir...

Today, I'm getting married to that Ani!!

Hug karake bhi hath na lagaye...

Aaj meri us Ani se shadi hai!!

Gives me a touchless hug...

Today, I'm getting married to that Ani!!

Mere sangeet me muze dant lagaye....

Aaj meri us Ani se shadi hai!!

Scolds me at my own sangeet...

Today, I'm getting married to that Ani!!

Day before wedding annulment karawaye...

Aaj meri us Ani se shadi hai!!

Annuls the wedding the day before...

Today, I'm getting married to that Ani!!

Wedding functions me nazare churaye...

Aaj meri us Ani se shadi hai!!

Avoids eye contact at the wedding functions...

Today, I'm getting married to that Ani!!

Main janati wo kare meri behan se pyaar...

Aaj meri us Ani se shadi hai!!

I know he loves my sister...

Today, I'm getting married to that Ani!!

Main jisase pyaar nahi karati

Aaj meri us Ani se shadi hai!!

I'm marrying someone I don't love...

Today, I'm getting married to that Ani!!

🙄

Originally posted by: vira76

Arshi ki baarat ka song!! Isape nachegi ye!

Nacho sab!!

Shadi shuda hoke bhi shadi karana chahe...

Aaj meri us Ani se shadi hai!!

Even though he's married, he wants to marry again...

Today, I'm getting married to that Ani!!

Talli hoke meri behan ko gale lagaye...

Aaj meri us Ani se shadi hai!!

Drunk, he hugs my sister...

Today, I'm getting married to that Ani!!

Baat baat par meri mom par chillaye...

Aaj meri us Ani se shadi hai!!

He yells at my mom for every little thing...

Today, I'm getting married to that Ani!!

Har baat par muze jo nachaye...

Aaj meri us Ani se shadi hai!!

Making me dance to his tune on everything...

Today, I'm getting married to that Ani!!

Delhi bolake kashmir bhaag jaye...

Aaj meri us Ani se shadi hai!!

Says he's going to Delhi but runs off to Kashmir...

Today, I'm getting married to that Ani!!

Hug karake bhi hath na lagaye...

Aaj meri us Ani se shadi hai!!

Gives me a touchless hug...

Today, I'm getting married to that Ani!!

Mere sangeet me muze dant lagaye....

Aaj meri us Ani se shadi hai!!

Scolds me at my own sangeet...

Today, I'm getting married to that Ani!!

Day before wedding annulment karawaye...

Aaj meri us Ani se shadi hai!!

Annuls the wedding the day before...

Today, I'm getting married to that Ani!!

Wedding functions me nazare churaye...

Aaj meri us Ani se shadi hai!!

Avoids eye contact at the wedding functions...

Today, I'm getting married to that Ani!!

Main janati wo kare meri behan se pyaar...

Aaj meri us Ani se shadi hai!!

I know he loves my sister...

Today, I'm getting married to that Ani!!

Main jisase pyaar nahi karati

Aaj meri us Ani se shadi hai!!

I'm marrying someone I don't love...

Today, I'm getting married to that Ani!!

🙄

Wah Vira Wah

Your gif’s man❤️ .. yeh Arshi kya kar rahi hai.. someone tell her yeh shaadi function hai not a night club

Jana mujhe door hai, par chahiye mujhe

sindoor hai

Nakhre aise , mano jaise koi pari hoor hai

Pyaara itna guroor hai, but jalan chashme baddoor hai

Sapne dekhna zaroor hai, par apne hi haato se karna choor choor hai

Originally posted by: rysohini

Jana mujhe door hai, par chahiye mujhe

sindoor hai

Nakhre aise , mano jaise koi pari hoor hai

Pyaara itna guroor hai, but jalan chashme baddoor hai

Sapne dekhna zaroor hai, par apne hi haato se karna choor choor hai

You are I. Top form? Who is ur muse?? 😜

Pehle Hairaat thi, Ab Lalyaat hai

Pehle Khushnuma the, Ab Bezuba hai

Ishq beintehaa, par kaboolne ki takaat na hai

Ishq beshoomar, par kaboolne ki takaat na hai

Deserve yeh karte, legit do lyaat hai

Mera toh ek hi Muse hai bandhu - Chulbul Pandey

Originally posted by: Edkv74

You are I. Top form? Who is ur muse?? 😜

Ek ghan ghor bimaari, zimmedari sa

Ehsaan, Insaaniyat aur majhboori sa

Insaan nasamjh, par shabd bhaari bhaari sa

Aatrange nalayak hai dono, kaha ke Raja sa, Rani sa?

Jhanak pov:

Koi Waada Nahi Fir Bhi Intezaar Hai,

Judaai Ke Bawazood Bhi Humein Tujhse Pyar Hai,

Tere Chehre Ki Udaasi De Rahi Hai Gawahi, Mujh Se Bichhad Kar Tu Bhi BeQakaar Hai.❤️‍🩹💔

Facebook feed!! Nice na!

Originally posted by: Edkv74

Jhanak pov:

Koi Waada Nahi Fir Bhi Intezaar Hai,

Judaai Ke Bawazood Bhi Humein Tujhse Pyar Hai,

Tere Chehre Ki Udaasi De Rahi Hai Gawahi, Mujh Se Bichhad Kar Tu Bhi BeQakaar Hai.❤️‍🩹💔

Facebook feed!! Nice na!