Originally posted by: FingerFetish
*Hears a DEVDAS topic has been made without ME and runs to defend DEVAAAA*
How could you all make a mockery of a film that made me cry TEARS OF BLOOD 18 (holy fak) years ago!
Meet the most important character of this film. This deserved an oscar award for being the most stubborn and water resistant candle in the history of all diyas. This shit remained lit for 10 + years! The candle was more stubborn than the 200-year old Baa from Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi. Both were immortal and never died
Could they have both been bitten by the most ferocious Ekta Kapoor vampire? *GASP*
Meet Devdas. He was arrogant, selfish, vain and a COWARD. No SRK don't you dare look at me with those beautiful eyes because I am trying hard to resist wiping your tears.
'I can't do it' he cries. That's RIGHT! You couldn't DO SHIT other than cry, drink, cry & drink.
Meet Chandramukhi. She will go down in history for having the most STRONGEST and heat resistant-forever-damp HAIR. Sunny Deol's DHAI KILO KI HAATH HAS NOTHING ON YOU! Your OTT chest heaving, voice laced with desire and forever quivering lips will always be remembered. Like calm the fek down Chandraa, he just aint into you so STAHP!
Meet PARO. The most beautiful and least physically fittest woman on earth.
She had the stamina to cry her lungs out but couldn't even run fast enough to meet Devdas before he died. For once in your life Paro, STFU and stay calm! Instead of screaming DEVA like a shrilling banshee, you should have gracefully taken the news and excused yourself for a toilet break. You could have slowly walked down the staircase and then SPRINTED into a neck-breaking run when you were 100 METRES FROM THE DOOR!
ANYHOW in conclusion - Despite the flaws, I did love Devdas π. To all the Chandra-Deva fans, I hate to say it but HE loved PARO (he drank himself to death and whispered her name before dying) SO JUST ... LET IT GOOOOO LET IT GOOOOOOO
P.S. Aish danced better than Mads in Dola Re Dola! (DISAPPEARS BEFORE GETTING ATTACKED)
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