{P.S. I hate you}

Dear Laad Governor,

"We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love."
-Dr.Seuss

Don't you dare word a "what the" and ask me when I started reading?Me-Khushi Kumari Gupta?Well yes I have been reading a lot and doing stuff other than saving you from random kidnappers or plotting against you by listing down hundred and one ways to irritate you.And by the way if you find that diary of mine somewhere- do care to return it,I guess I forgot all about it in the process of cramming my chimes and chameli oil when I was coming back.

Anyhow this is just to tell you that Khushi Kumari Gupta is up and rolling [on her bed in her room in her house] and she has already trashed the Singh Raizada in the nearest bin she found.Why the weirdness stuff?Well only because it is the only quote I found sensible enough to explain our story-of mutual hate/love/weirdness.Isn't it weird that even though you had always found me utterly weird you still weirdly ended up falling in love with my weirdness?Life is weird indeed!

I just thought of writing to you because anyhow I hadn't much used up my low quality pen except for signing random fake will agreements etcetra etcetra.But you know what I have realised?The I love writing with my low quality pen more than your exquisite pierre cardin,maybe because now I have the freedom to and not because I am sitting in some dark corner of your mansion crying on things which never were my mistakes after all!Anyhow,let the past be past and dwell on the present.

Since I am writing I would better ask about your health-hope you haven't been fainting too much lately and have been eating those medicines like a good little..ermm man.No!Don't restrict me from calling you little because I discovered after all that you are a boy at heart and anyhow Di always used to call you "Chote"[though the IF girls seem to think otherwise!] Talking about Di how is she doing?And what about little Adya?Does she still call you nanav as Nanhe ji taught her to?*giggles*Ok stop frowning I can almost see that beautiful scowl appearing above your stubble.

Uhmm no I don't mean to say that I notice your stubble.I mean I do but not like the"notice" notice get it?Uh well don't try and understand you know I am a little crazy!Oh wait, did you just smile?You did! You just did! Stop lying!

I am willing to fill up more in here but Buaji is sitting on my head for making jalebis for the guests.You remember Mrs Screwdheela?Well she is coming with a proposal for me and her unmarried son.He isn't half rich as you and certainly wouldn't be as ho..I mean as rude as you were but would make a good husband.What do you think?Do let me know as soon as possible since I am tired of making jalebis,not to mention eating them.

Oh,who am I kidding?I ain't get married anytime soon.I am waiting desperately for your redemption track to begin and so are million others.When you have had enough of doing everything for your eternal Di do get back to me and tell me why it matters/Kyun farak padta hai?

Hoping I do not sound like someone desperately,hopelessly in love with you.

Yours hatefully,

Khushi kumari gupta singh Raizada...NOT! / KKG

[Popularly known as SankaDevi]

P.S. I hate you.

^P.P.S- I guess you know what that means.

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The title is inspired from P.S I love you by Cecelia Ahern.

Really random -Came up while I was supposedly doing a research on Matrimonial advertisement discrimination in India-Can anyone help?😆

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