{P.S. I hate you}

Dear Khushi kumari Gupta,

Science tells me God must exist.My mind tells me I will never understand God.And my heart tells me I was never meant to.

-Dan Brown

Angels and Demons

What the.What the and a double What the.

What the?Di is certainly getting on my nerves these days.She keeps doing pooja over and over again and every aarti begins and ends with ''Please give Chote and Khushi ji some sense''.Like damn!She is praying when you aren't even here?I would prefer it the other way round!On a side note,in your next telephathic conversation with your beloved DM-please hint her to tell Di to just stop it!!I bet those aromatic incense stick give Devi Maiyya allergy just like they do to me and Akash.

Considering your damn letter-please note that I am responding to your weirder than weird ideas only because IF girls told me to and maybe Di was a bit pressurising.Now don't heat up -I said a ''bit''!!

Anyhow...what the?Khushi kumari gupta actually reads?Woah!Your are seriously getting crazier since you got your freedom.And excuse me?I fell for you?More like-you fell on me innumerous times which made me rabba ve with you which in turn made me fal..ok let's trash it-your tiny brain won't get this anyhow!

For your kind information ten percent for Di and the other ninety percent of my life is now devoted to my new IPad 2 which di had gifted me last week.And let me tell you I am having a lot of rabba ves with it -not to mention that it doesn't go back when I try to ''touch'' it.Hah.That will get to you KKG.Did it?Yup,I can see your mouth forming into that adorable ''o''.

Wait,no!No I didn't just say adorable did I?I meant... Adya! you see,she is sitting on my bed right now and jumping on my pillow and getting tangled up in my blanket.I have given her one of your pompoms to play with and she is debating on which team she would cheerlead for when she grows up.Don't ask me where I got that pompom from.NO.I said don't.

Unbelievable man!You actually noticed the stubble I used to spent half an hour in the morning for?*smirk* Now now did it just turn on your acidity?Don't lie to me! I can hear your heart beating dramatically as you hold this letter against your heart.

You know what actually?It doesn't matter to me.period.Matter is something which occupies space and has mass.The vaccum you left is still staying in my room-cut out space.Mass-I guess you already passed Kareen Kapoor in maintaining your size minus five image despite those horribly crunchy jalebis.So in terms of science-no it doesn't matter at all to me/farak nahi padta hai.

Go and marry that damn Mrs Screwdheela's son if you want to and even make jalebis for her entire clan.If you want I can even send you a special bounquet of screws-for you and your whole new sasuraal.I do not care!Underline the do not if you will.And when you are happily married do come back and visit us at RM,I will happily kill that to-be new husband of yours.

Dammit!

Shut up and get back here.

I do not care but what do I tell Adya-who keeps repeating mummy mummy but it sounds like ''mami'' ''mami'' to me every time?And don't tell me that she is calling out to payal because I won't believe you.Infact I never have believed you have I?That explains why you always had been ''unbelievable'' to me.

Ok who am I kidding anyhow?I hate you.I hate you so much that I can't wait to get started with my redemption.*deep breath*

Sorry?

Oh!wait my IPad is syncing,will get back to the redemption in a while.

Hoping I do not sound like someone hopelessly trying to get away from saying a word he has to struggle to utter.Wait what?Hopelessly?Nah.I am Arnav Singh Raizada.I can kick everyone's ass except my own so you better get your own in here fast.

Yours Unbelievably,

Laad Governor...NOT!/ Arnav Singh Raizada

[Popularly known as THE Arnav Singh Raizada with a capital A S and R]

P.S I hate you too.

^P.P.S I know exactly what that means*smirk*

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