Navaratri aur DurgaPuja..dono occassion saath me hai..

par Naina aur Raj k lia..bahut hi tight schedule raha..unko leave nahi mili..

Karwa Chauth nazdeek aa raha hai.....

Naina samajh hi nahi paa rahi hai..k kyaa karegi?

ek taraf Kukreja..dusri taraf Raj..ek academy building me  pakata hai..

aur Raj to Naina ka saga pati hai..raat ko..koi kasar nahi chhodta. .Naina ko pareshaan karne me.

pura din academy me padha k..Naina me itni energy nahi rehti..k Raj k pyaar ko jhel sake..

aur Raj pura din drill karata hai..aur uska warm up exercise ho jata hai...raat k episode k lia..

par Naina itni thaki thaki si lagti hai....

Navaratri k waqt...shayad..Maha Navami ki raat thi..

Cadets k lia..Naina ko aage ki taiyari karni hai..kuchh aur bhi padhana hai..

Naina..apne saari kitaben khol k baithi thi..bistar me kitaab..table par kitaab..

Raj bahar walk par gaya hai...raat k 10 baje..Quarter me lauta..

dekha Naina kitaab ki dukaan khol k baithi hai..

Raj ne dekha..

ash-tray me..4 cigarette k filters pade hai..5th cigarette Naina k hontho par hai..

Naina kash laga rahi hai..aur notes likh rahi hai..

Raj--stock me kitne packets hai ..Captain Shekhawat?

Naina--hmm..

Naina likhti jaa rahi hai..

Raj--maine kaha ..Sarkar..stock me kitne packets hai..agar khatam ho gaye to mangvaa de ..aapko?

Naina-yes please..

Naina sirf jawab dene k lia jawab de  rahi hai..Raj ki baatein kuchh bhi nahi sun rahi hai woh..

Raj--kaun sa brand nosh farmayengi aap?Flake.. Gold Flake..yaa Navy Cut? yaa fir Dunhill..or anything else?

Naina--hmm..Merlborro Light..my choice...waise mere paas hai..abhi 4 packets...

Raj ab chidh gaya..chillane laga..

Naina notes likhi jaa rahi hai..

Raj--Naina..main tumse baat kar raha hoon..yeh kyaa laga rakha hai?Navratri k waqt..kaha.. agarbatti ki khushboo aayegi..aur pura kamra.. cigarette k badboo se bhara pada hi..Naina..

is baar Naina ne dhyaan se suna..

Naina--achha..haa..bolo..

Raj--aapki badi meherbaani Sarkar..jo naacheez ki taraf aapka tawajjoo to gaya?

Naina--Urdu kab se bolne lage?

Raj--Naina..ho kyaa raha hai?baat karne k lia.. tumhare paas waqt nahi hai.. arre..sab Army k General Officers banenge..koi Army k Lawyers nahi banega..paagal ho gai ho kya?ek din me inko Indian Penal Code aur Army Act padha dogi??

Naina--main kyaa karoon..chhutti mil nahi  rahi hai..aur kyaa karoon..

Raj--Excuse me..main bhi drill karata hoon..par tumhari tarha paagal nahi ban gaya main.. yaar.. hadh hoti har baat ki..cigarette ek adh peeo..thik hai.. Packet k Packet  saaf kar rahi ho..kyon?

Naina--sar dard se fata jata hai..isi lia..

Raj--sar dard k lia goli milti hai..balm bhi milta hai..woh use karlo...har waqt...

Naina uthi..

Raj ka haath pakad..k khada kia

usne..Raj k right shouldier par apna left hand rakha..aur Raj ka right hand apne kamar par rakha..

aur apne right hand se Raj k left hand ko pakda..

aur Naina Raj k saath dance kar ne lagi...

Naina ne gaanaa shuru kia..

"yeh dhuaan dhuaan sa rahne do..mujhe dil ki baatein kahne do.."

Raj ne Naina ko chhod dia..

Naina--arre..tum complete karo gaanaa..

Raj--main paagal diwana hoon tumhara..par..tum ishque ki aag me kum.. mujhe cigarette ki aag me zada jala rahi ho..sara romance dhuen k saath udh kar khidki se bhaag raha hai..

Naina--kyaa?

Raj--just look at yourself..din hi kitne hue hain humari shaadi ko..1 maheena bhi nahi..aur tum.. God..haath me din bhar Law ki kitabe.. aankh me chashma..aur hontho par cigarette..aur pahenti kyaa ho?yeh dhoti jaisa pajama?usdin hum log town gaye ghumne.. tumhare lia..itni achhi nighty laya main.. kyaa kar rahi ho unka? achaar daal rahi ho?yaa is ummeed me ho k..woh ande denge?

Naina--achha..bol to aise rahe ho k nighty pahen k main aaungi..aur tum unko mere jism par rahne doge...aisa to hoga nahi..

Raj--cigarette se tum jalati ho apni nighty..

Naina--ok..sorry..

Raj--apna chehra dekho Naina..chehra kitna utar gaya hai..dark circles nikal aaye hai..atleast..have some dressing sense..

Naina--saaf saaf kaho na..kehna kyaa chaahte ho..na mujhe jalebi pasand hai..naa jalebi jaisi baatein..bolo..jaldi..

Raj--brush kar k aao..

Naina--actually main nahake hi aati hoon.. infact.. main khud pareshaan ho gai hoon..is cigarete ki badboo se..tum ek kaam karo..khidkian khol k..fan ko full speed kar do..aur almari k andar room freshner rakha hai..usko spray kar dena..main abhi nahake aai..

Naina almari se nai nighty nikal kar usko lekar bathroom gai....

Raj ne khidkiaan khol di..thandi hawa aa rahi hai..

Dehradun me zada garmi kabhi hoti nahi..aur October ka maheena hai..kaafi thand to padti hai yeha par..

fan ko full speed kia Raj ne..aur..room freshner bhi spray kia..pure kamre me..

bathroom se awaz aa rahi hai..Naina gaa rahi hai..

"thande thande paani se nahana chahiye..

gaana aaye yaa na aaye..gaanaa chahiye.."

Raj--arre..meri Lata Bhonsle...bahar aao..varna sardi lag jaayegi..

fir se Naina gaane lagi..

"Raj ko to bas..Naina ko daant ne ka bahana chahie..

Gaanaa aaye ya na aaye..gaana chahie.."

Raj apni hansi control nahi kar paya..

Naina ne bulaya..bathroom se..

"Raaaaaaajjjjjjjjjjj,,"

Raj--haa..kaho..towel bhul gai ho?main andar aaoon dene k lia?

"nahiiii..zara meri kitabo ko thik kar k table par arrange kar do.. please.."

Raj--ok ..as you say honey..

Raj(man hi man)--pati nahi hoon..library ka attendent hoon..kitabe padhengi Beghum Saahiba.. aur rearrange kar k mujhe rakhna hai..

10 minute beet gaye..

Raj tab tak khud par perfume ki shishi se experiment kar raha tha..

Naina bahar aai..

Raj--wow..itni jaldi..maine to socha tha..aaj raat ki neend aap bathroom me hi puri karengi..plan changed?

Naina--shut up..aise ghatia joke par Captain Naina Shekhawat nahi hansa karti..

Raj thoda kareeb aya Naina k..

"to kyaa karna chaahti hai ab Captain Shekhawat?"

Naina--abhi filhaal sona chaahti hai..

Naina k baal se paani tapak raha hai...Naina apne baalo par hair brush chalane lagi..

Raj--tumhare bheege hue kapde..??

Naina--bathroom me reh gaye..main jaa rahi hoon unko rassi par taangne..

Raj--tum ruko..main jata hoon..

jaane se pahle Raj music system on kar k gaya..

"kitni bechain hoke..tumse miliiii..

tumko kya thi khabar ..thi main kitni akeli..haaa..haaa. .haaa

haaa..haaa..haaa..haa...haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..

kitna bechain hoke..tumse milaaa..

tumko kya thi khabar ..tha main kitna akela..haaa..haaa.. haaa

haaa..haaa..haaa..haa...haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.."

Naina(man hi man)--isko yehi gaanaa mila tha?

Raj ne jakar..Naina k bheege hue kapde..pichhe k barande k rassi par sukhane k lia de die..

Raj jab wapas kamre me aayaa..

Naina bed par let chuki thi..gaanaa abhi bhi chal raha hai..

 

"jo hai darmiaan ek pardaaaa....ise jaaneman ab hata de...

yehi faslein keh rahe hain....chalo doorion ko mita de..

batai na jaaye..zuban se yeh haalat..mere jismo jaa ko tumhari hain chaahatt..

kitna bechain hoke..tumse milaaa..

tumko kya thi khabar ..tha main kitna akela..haaa..haaa. ...haaa

haaa..haaa..haaa..haa...haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.."

 

Raj bhi bed par baitha..

aur fir Naina par geera..

Naina--abhi kyaa hua?

Raj--apni jawaani tum cigarette k dhuen k saath  uda rahi ho..aur meri jawaani apni neend me dubo rahi ho..kuchh to kripa karo..

Naina--abhi?

Raj--haa..aur Naina ..tum smoking chhod nahi sakti?I mean main bhi kabhi kabhar ek adh sutta maar leta hoon..par kabhi kabhar.. tum to..random peeti jaa rahi ho cigarette..smoking chhod do na.. please..mushkil hai..but try to karo..

Naina--kisne kaha Smoking chhodna mushkil kaam hai?main khud bahut baar chhod chuki hoon...

Raj--mazaak mat karo..I am serious..aur female body k lia..yeh cigarette thik bhi nahi..

Naina--cigarette k packet par statutary warning hoti hai ...you don't have to bother..

Raj ne dekha..zada baat karega..zada baat uljhegi..abhi isko chup karana chahie..

Raj ne Naina ko kiss karna shuru kia..pahle Naina k kandhe se shuru kia..  obviously..nighty k botton khol k..kandhe par se nighty ko niche kar k..fir Naina k gale par kiss kia Raj ne..

fir Naina ki chin par..fir uske gaal par..fir Naina ki ankho me..

Naina--tumne ..Computer k DMA k bare me suna hai?

Raj--haa..Direct Memory Access..

Naina ne zor se Raj ko smootch kia..aur fir kaha,"isko kahte hai..DMA.."

Raj--oohhh..I like it..

Raj ne smootch ka jawab aur bhi deep smootch k saath dia..

Naina ne Raj ko gale se laga lia..

Raj utha..aur fir..apna kurta utara..Raj ne...

Naina..bed se bhaag kar jaane wali thi..Raj ne pakad lia..uska haath..aur apni taraf khinch lia..

Naina ko paaglaon ki tarha kiss karne laga Raj...

achanak..Raj ne Naina ka nighty k saare botton khol die..

aur kandhe se ek dum niche geera k..Raj..Naina k gale k aur bhi niche kiss karne laga..

Naina k chest par..Raj k daant ka nishaan abhi tak hai..yeh nishan usne IMA me aane k baad hi dia tha..abhi bhi waha par kala nishan hai..

Naina ko ek dum leta dia Raj ne..aur Naina k upar khud haavi ho gaya..

Naina--Raj..nahi please..

Raj--kuchh mat kaho..tumko bahut waqt dia hai..ab agar zada naa naa ki tumne..toh........

Naina--toh?

Raj--kuchh bhi nahi..karne do mujhe..

Raj k haath Naina ke nighty andar pahuch chuke the..

Raj ne Naina k nipple ko feel kia..apni unglion se..

Naina--kyaa kar rahe ho?

Raj--tumhare andar..pyaar jaga raha hoon..kamaal hai..tum par koi asar nahi ho raha hai..

Raj ne Naina k nipples ko pinch karna shuru kia.. thodi der baad..Naina k nipples stiff ho gaye..

Raj ne Naina ki nighty k andar se haath bahar nikaal lia..

Raj--tum thik ho?

Naina--hmmm..

Raj--tumne sirf nighty hi pehni hui hai?andar kuchh nahi pahena tumne? maine abhi abhi realise kia..

Naina--maine sirf nighty pahni hai..sirf nighty..

Naina ki ankhe ishara karne lagi..Raj ki taraf..

Naina ne Raj ko khincha apni taraf..

Raj ka gala pakad ..k Naina ne Raj k chehre ko apne chehre ki taraf kia..

Naina ne Raj ko smootch kia..Raj k kandhe par..Naina k daanto k nishaan bane..

Raj--aahh..dhire..kyaa kar rahi ho?

Naina--jo mujhe bahut pahle hi karna chahie tha..

Naina ne fir se Raj ko kiss kia..

Naina ko niche lia Raj ne..

Raj--mujhe uksake tumne  thik nahi kia..ab..bich raaste par main nahi rukoonga..

Raj ne Naina k pairo ko chhuaan..fir..uska haath..Naina k knees par gaya..

Raj Naina k ghutno par haath fira raha hai...

Naina ne Raj ko fir se apne body k upper part ki taraf attract kia..

Raj ka muh ab Naina k cleavege par hai..

Raj ne..Naina k chest  par kiss karna start kia..

Naina k nipples ko Raj k daanto ki chubhan jhelni padi..

Naina--Raj..its hurting me..no.. aahhhh.. Raj.. nahi... aahhh..

Raj--kaha tha..naa..mujhe uksa kar tumne thik nahi kia..main aaj chhodne wala nahi tumko..

Raj k  haath Naina k knees par gaye fir se..

fir aur upar gaye..Raj k haath

Raj--tumne sirf nighty hi pehni hai na?aur kuchh bhi to nahi..

Naina--hmmm..Raj...nahi....

Naina ne Raj k pith par..apne nakhun se nishan bana die..Raj k seene par bhi..Naina k nakhun k nishan ban gaye..

Raj--achha lag raha hai?

Naina--haa..please....thik nahi lag raha hai aisa karna..Raj..is umar me..

Raj--ummmm..to kya KG school me yeh sab karta hai insaan?yaa fir 80 saal ki umar me..??

Naina--nahi..aahhh..Raj nahi..

Raj--nahi nahi..bolna bandh karo..I am warning you..

Naina ki ankhe bandh ho rahi hai..Naina k hontho par muskurahat..

Naina--umm..Raj..suno...

Raj--bahut sun lia..tumne mujhe DMA ka matlab samjhaya na?ab main tumko..DYWL..matlab jaanti ho?

Naina--nahi..

Raj--Do Your Wife Long..matlab for a long time..come on...

kabhi Naina Raj k upar..kabhi Raj Naina k upar..

ultimately..Raj aur Naina k saare pahne hue kapde jaake geere..floor par..

Raj--Naina..I love you..

Naina--I love you too..Rajveer..

Raj--isi lia keh raha tha..smoke mat karo..smoking se puri stamina khatam ho jati hai..

Naina--ummm..

Raj fir se active hua...Naina k upar..

Naina k chehre par satisfaction ki jhalak..Raj us chehre ko dekh raha hai..aur fir Raj ne Naina k hontho ko kaat lia..

Naina--aaaaaaaaahhh..yeh kyaa hai?

Raj--Love Bite..

Naina--sab ko dikh jayega..

Raj--ok..kisi chhupe hue jagah par dena padega.. Love Bite..jaha par koi nahi dekh payega..

raat beet gai..

subha jab Naina ki neend tooti..tab Raj usko dekh raha tha..

Naina--kyaa hua?

Raj--mere badan me bahut dard hai..jism pura akad gaya hai..

Naina--achha hai..aur ucchlo..

Raj--yaar..ek baat bataao..jo log extra marital karte hai..kaise manage karte hain?I mean ghar pe biwi..bahar  koi aur..I mean..yeh double shift ki duty kar k thak nahi jaate?

Naina--sochnewali baat hai..Army ka Major..jisko round the clock bhi duty karni padti hai..woh ghabra gaya..ek shift me..woh bechare to Civilians hai.. nahi?kaise samhalte honge..ghar aur bahar??hai na.?. haaa...waah..subha subha..kyaa nek vichaar tumhare  mann me aayaa hai..waah..

Raj--main bahut khush hoon..

Naina--wajah kyaa hai?

Raj--kal properly Suhaag Raat manaya hai humne.. isi lia..

Naina--ok...last night..was..uff..aur khamokha nighty mat kharido mere lia..nighty pahen k aati hoon..aur tum utaar dete ho..faida kyaa hai..?

Raj--tum nahi samjhogi..

Naina--mujhe samajhna bhi nahi hai..

Raj--ek sawal ka jawab do..

Naina--puchho..

Raj--do you love me?

Naina--Raj..mere andar bhi dum nahi hai..double shift me pakne ki..yeha par tum paka rahe ho..waha par Kukreja..The Greatest Tharki I have ever met..

Raj--kyaa yaar..subha subha kiska naam lia..!!

Naina--usdin ko to..tum bol rahe the..k jaldi jeep me baitho..varna Kukreja aa jayega..Kukreja tha yaa Gabbar..aise bol rahe the k.."Beta so jaa..nahi to Gabbar aa jayega.."

Raj--arre..Gabbar ne Veeru ko baandh k rakh kar..Basanti se dance karvaya tha..yaad hai na?

Naina--hmm..but I am not Basanti..

Raj--nahi..tum..Queen Victoria..ab khush..?

Naina--bahut khush..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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