Yadav--Pandey Sir..ek baat bataiye..yeh Sujaat us din k baad se itna thanda kaise pad gaya?Captain Darbar ne kaun si tonic di hai Sujaat ko?

Pandey--are Yadav...garma garam dia hoga..full kharcha pani.. Sujaat ki tai tai fins ..sitti pitti ghoom.

Yadav--par Sir..Arbaaz ka kyaa chakkar hai?

Pandey--are hum ko kyaa karna hai..waise bhi duty ka pressure kya kuchh kum hai..k tu is jhamele me apna sar khapa raha hai..?

Yadav--yes..thats true.....are Sir...woh dekhiye...jeep me.....

Pandey--are kiski baat kar raha hai?

Yadav--us taraf dekhiye Sir..

Pandey ne dekha...Raj aur Naina..bahut saj dhaj kar camp se bahar ja rahe hai..shaam ka waqt hai..

Pandey--are inlogo ko sharam hai k nahi..khullam khulla ishque lada rahe hai...humara lihaaz bhi nahi inko?

Yadav--are yehi to umar hai..Sir..

Pandey--haa..bhai..yehi to umar hai..sare juniors ko dhamki de kar..Major ab khud line maar raha hai...waise..yeh Captain Naina bhi aaj bahut dhasu Item lag rahi hai..mast..patakhaa..occassion kyaa hai bhai?

Yadav--yuh hi date pe ja rahe honge..

Pandey--Yadav..tujhe pata hai..har tabahi ki shuruat aise hi hoti hai..shuru shuru me sab itna hi romantic lagta hai..baad ..me.. Major ko yeh Naina ek din itna bada jhatka degi...

Yadav--waise..aaj tak kitni ladkio ne aap ko jhatka dia hai Sir??

Pandey--kyaa bola..thaher jaa....rook...

Yadav bhaaga waha se..

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Lucknow k assembly house k paas bahut se achhe resturants hai.. zada tar vegetarian hai..UP k  bahut MLA Assembly k meeting k dauran inhi jagah par khana khane aate hai..

Raj Naina ek Non-Veg. Resturant k andar gaye..

Naina--aur ek baat..aap yeh bhul hi jaiye k aapke pocket me wallet hai..thik hai?

Raj--jo hukum..

Naina--waise..aapne kaha se graduaion kia hai?

Raj--maine apni sari padhai ki hai Delhi se...St. Stephen's ..

Naina--ooo..the best one!!!impressive..

Raj--haa..main Physics ka student tha..

RAJ AUR NAINA RESTURANT ME

resturant me kaafi log hai..bahar baarish ho rahi hai

resturant me foreigners  bhi aye hai ..

laal..peeli..neeli roshni hai..

Raj--tumne nahi bataya..k tumne kaha se padhai ki hai??

Naina--main to bata chuki hoon,Mumbai University.. fir,,,

Raj--yaa..I remember...waise purane dosto se contact hai ??

Naina--nahi..sab mujhse darte hain..

Raj--kyon?

Naina--nahi..shaadi se bhaagi hui ladki..ghar se bhaagi hui ladki.. yeh wahi sab dost the mere jo mohabbat k lia bade se bada bhashan dete the.. apna dil cheer kar mohabbat k lia khoon bahane ki baat karte the..par sab ne chup chaap shadi kar li..kisika yeh bahana tha k woh meri maa jaisi nahi lagti..kisine yeh kaha k uska status mere dad jaisa nahi..

Waiter aya..

Raj--mere lia ek large scotch..on the rocks..aur madam k lia..

Naina--one large Vodka..thank you..baki ka order baad me lena..

drinks aye..

Vodka peena ek art hai..usually 60 ml Vodka lekar  half glass pani milana chahie..fir peena chahie..aur jab drink adha khatam ho jaye.. fir usme pani milana chahie..aur fir jab adha khatam ho jaye.. tab fir paani milana chahie.. dilute kar kar k agar koi 60 ml Vodka pee jaye..usse usko 1 bottle whisky jaisa nasha hota hai..

Naina yeh trick janti hai...usne khana shuru kia..aur paani k jagah diluted Vodka peena shuru kia..

Raj ne 2 peg hi peea hai..aur usse usko zara bhi fark nahi padta..

par Naina ki ankhe ..laal ho rahi hai...fir uska gaal..laal hua..

ankho se saaf pata chal raha hai k Naina ko chadh gai hai..

par Naina ekdum normal hai..saaf saaf labzo me bat kie jaa rahi hai..

Raj--Naina..bahut der ho gai..abhi chalte hai..

Naina--kaha Sir..abhi to 9 hi baje hai..baith te hai na..waiter..bhai bill kidhar hai..Sir ..can you do me one favour..yeh mera wallet hai..aap isse paise geen kar dijiye..main geen ne ki haalat me nahi hoon..

Raj--its bad manners..main..

Naina--abe tere manners ki aisi ki taisi...uupss.. sorry.. Sir..

Raj ne dekha..zada baat karega to zada baat badhegi..

Raj chup chaap paise dekar..Naina ko lekar nikal gaya waha se..

Jeep me Naina ko bithaya..

Naina--I am fine Sir..I ammmmmmmmmmmm,,,,,,,,

Raj--I know...

Naina--you know ...mujhe kabhi kabhi aap par shak hota hai..

Raj--kaise shak?

Naina--k kahi aap...wahi Rajveer Singh Shekhwat to nahi,jinse meri shadi ho rahi thi..aur main bhaag gai..yuuu hooooooooooooooooo ooooooooo

Raj--thats funny..aisa kyon lagta hai...?

Naina--nahi..6 saal pahle woh Captain tha..aur aap Major hai..ho to sakta hai k 6 saalon me Captain se aap Major bane ho..

Raj ka gala sukh raha hai..uski grip tight ho rahi hai...

Naina--aur tabhi main sochti hoon..k woh Jagat Singh Shekhawat ka beta itna besharam to hoga nahi.. k apni bhaagi hui dulhan k saath itni izzat se pesh ayega..aur main samajh jati hoon k aap woh hai nahi..dunia me ek naam k aur ek kaam k laakho log hai... main kitni badi gadhi jo main aap par shak kar baithi..but..now..its all clear..

Raj--relax Captain..relax..aapko zada chadh gai hai...

Naina--are Sir..chadh gai thi..ab utarna shuru hua hai..sali kameeni dunia.. sab bakwas..jhoota rishta.. jhoota pyaar..sab bakwas..kahne ki baatein hai.. aur sab se bada ghanchakkar woh,Jagat Singh ka beta.. I think jab akal bat rahi thi,tab woh gaya tha ghaas charne.. varna kaunsi baat ko serious tarike se lena chahie..yeh to usko pata hi nahi..ullu ka pattha..

Raj k andar se kisi ne bola,"sale..tujhe hua kyaa hai?tab se tujhe direct aur indirect tarike se gaali de rahi hai..aur tu sun raha hai.. Shekhawat Khandan ka kalank hai tu.."

Raj ne apna sar hilaya..aur usko zor ka jhatka sa laga..

uski jeep ko pichhe se kisi car ki takkar lagi thi..

usne jeep start kia..

Naina--main gana gaaoon.....??

Raj--nahi..

Naina--nahi..main gaaungiiiiiiii..dukhi man mere..sun mera kahena.. jaha nahi chaina,..waha nahi rahenaaa.. ...

Raj ne jeep rok di..

jeep se utra..

Naina ko utara..

Naina waisi hi ladh khada rahi hai..

Raj--ab agar ek bhi awaz nikali tumne..to main jeep se tumko dhakka de dunga..samajh me aai?

Naina--yes....dukhi man mere..you know..main bahut dukhi hoon...

Raj--SHUT UP, Captain Darbar..

baarish k baad asman saaf tha..chaandni raat bhi hai..

ujale aur andhere me Raj Naina ko dekh raha hai.. Naina..uski zindagi..uske raaz..neeli neeli roshni me Naina kisi jadugarni ki tarha lag rahi hai...

Raj Naina ko jeep me bitahaya..aur Naina k dupatte se Naina ka haanth pichhe ki taraf baandh dia..aur apne rumaal se Naina k muh par patti baandh di..

camp pahuche...

Naina ko bhi ahsaas hua k ab camp aya hai..aur bahar ki hawa se uske dimag ki batti bhi jali hai..

woh sidhe khadi rahi..

aur straight forward tarike se gai apne quarter ki aur..

Raj gaya  apne quarter ki taraf...

Col. Bhatia waha se guzar rahe the..apna night walk khatam kar k..

Raj ko dekha..

Col.--kyaa baat hai Raj..yeh main kyaa sun raha hoon?

Raj--kyaa Sir?

Col.--Major..jis raste par tum ja rahe ho..

Raj--main janta hoon Sir main kyaa kar raha hoon..

Col.--You are in love Major..aren't you?

Raj--nahi malum..

Col.--to malum karo...aur mujhe khabar do..main Maj. Gen. Negi se baat karunga..

Raj--relax Sir..abhi kahani bahut baki hai..

Col.--kahani?

Raj--kabhi fursat me bataunga..Good Night...

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Raj bistar me leta hai..

Naina ka woh chehra uski ankho se hath ta hi nahi.

Raj k andar se fir awaz aai.."sale..tu gadha hi hai.. ..aaj itna achha mauka tha..aur tu.."

Raj(man hi man)--kyaa karta..usko shak ho chuka hai mujh par.. agar pakda gaya to jeena  mushkil kar degi..

Raj so nahi paya..aur Naina aram se sone  lagi.. apne bistar me..

 

 

 

 

 

 

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