part 2

Sameer's house

Munna: dekh Sameer, josh mein aake tune keh to diya ki hum chalenge. Par us Tayyab Ali ke hote hue hum jayenge kaise?

Pandit: Yeh chand sa mukhda leke jayenge aur Rakesh Sir hume itna peetenge ..itna peetenge ki hum pura kaala kouya banke loutenge...aur woh Preeti meri taang todegi...Kum se kum chehra chipake jayenge to humara chehra bach jayega

Sameer (thodi der sochne ke baad): Idea! Pandit kya baat kahi tune! Hum jayenge zaroor. Par ladka banke nahin.

Munna/Pandit: To phir

Sameer: ladkiyon ki toli mein ladki banke jayenge hum

Pandit: Dekh bhai tu Naina ke pyar mein pagal hai, yeh to humein pata hai. Par kahin tu sach much ka pagal to nahin ho gaya?

Munna: Dekh Sameer, mana ki tune registan mein phool khilaye hain par sher ke pinjre mein ghusne ki koshish mat kar. Warna humare maa baap ko humari antim sanskar karne ke liye humari haddiyan bhi nahin milegi.

Sameer: Arey tum log kyon darte ho? Mere paas ek idea hai. Ab suno...

He whispers something to them. A moment of silence follows. Then..

Munna, all excited: Main to Sridevi banoonga

Pandit: Aur main Madhuri...Sameer..tu Juhi ban ja...Naina to bilkul Juhi jaisi hai

Sameer: Chup raho tum dono. Koi heroine nahin banna humein. Humein to apne heroines ke saath jana hai.

Pandit: Par kuch to naam hoga na hum logon ka

Sameer: Hoga na..Ena, Meena, Deeka. Main Ena, Munna Meena aur tum Deeka. Aur hum ladies compartment mein ja bhi sakte hain agar zaroorat pade to.

Munna/ Pandit: Aur agar pakde gaye to..agar tera plan kaam na kiya to...darr lag raha hai yaar

Sameer: To phir tum log mat jao. Main akela hi jaunga. .Pakda gaya to phir se Agarwal ghar pe naukar ban jaunga. lekin agar nahin gaya to Naina mujhe dil se nikaal degi. aur phir...

Munna: Phir kya

Sameer (smirks): Safari suit ko ullu banane ka koi aur tareeka dhondna  hoga ...

As the three boys discuss their plans, Sameer's Nanu walks in. He is quite amused to hear this crazy plan but nevertheless, agrees to help them. He decides to chaperone the boys to Bombay.

Nanu: Nanaji ke bandar...nahin..bandariya teen

Everybody burst into laughter.

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Preparations for the Trip

Rakesh decides to purchase the girls' tickets for ladies Compartment. Shanti mam reminds him that he would not be allowed in ladies compartment. Rakesh does not want to leave the girls alone with Shanti mam. So he decides to book a whole compartment to prevent any male in the compartment besides himself. Naina reports this to Sameer who is busy packing suitcase with Munna and Pandit.

Munna: Ab kya karenge yaar? Hume to kisi doosre compartment mein jana padega.

Pandit (pointing to a girl's skirt): To yeh sab bekaar hai. Waise achcha hai. ab mujhe woh joo(lice) wali wig nahin pehna padega.

Munna: Kya? Tere wig mein joo hai? Chal hat...door reh mujh se Ponga Pandit

Pandit: Accha ji. Tu bhool gaya jis dukaan se maine yeh wig kiraye par li hai, usi dukaan se tune bhi wig liya hai. Mere wig se tere wig mein jooyen ab tak to ud udke chale bhi gaye honge

Munna: Kya kaha tune? Mere wig mein jooyen? Hey bhagwan ab Swati mujhe bandar aur gadhe ke saath saath kuta, billi, bakri aur na jane kya kya bana degi. Sara samay uske samne main apna sar khujlata rahoonga

As Munna and Pandit continue their banter, Sameer who had been thinking of a way to get in the same compartment as the girls speaks up.

Sameer: Lado mat tum dono. Maine soch liya hai. Hum teeno unke compartment mein zabardasti ghus jayenge. Kahenge ki humein reservation nahin mila aur humein ek bahut hi urgent kaam se Bombay jana hai. Chunki hum ladkiyon ke bhes mein honge to Rakesh Sir mana nahin karenge.

Munna: Aur agar kiya to? Thappad ke saath saath Safari Suit ke ghuse bhi padenge.

Sameer: To phir hum Nanu ke compartment mein chale jayenge. Par koshish to kar hi sakte hain na?

Munna Pandit agree.

Sameer: Ek aur baat

Munna/Pandit: Kya

Sameer smiling/winking: Apna apna wig sambhal na aur tennis balls wali izzat bhi (pointing towards their chest)

Munna: Sahi kaha...tennis balls nahin to..

Pandit: izzat nahin...

The trio burst into laughter.