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Hey everyone,
Just wanted everyone to know that on Tuesdays the updates will be a bit late because I get home late and watch the show late on the Internet. Please do stay with me as I try to update this funny show with SRK's great dialogues to the best of my ability.
So here goes the update:
SRK comes in and welcomes all and big balls. He says a line from OSO and then makes jest saying that just like that, the contestants have come here to get banged, to get beat, and to fall. He says that we don't feel bad at all. He names the 5 finalists and says that there are 10 more left. 11 contestants will fight for the next position.
Saumya says that today is Day 6. SRK says Saumya is looking very filmy and he says another line from OSO. He says let's make the whole atmosphere filmy. (Yeah for filmy studio, but do we really need OSO all over again?)
Kushal Punjabi comes in as Suri, from RNBDJ. He takes haule haule steps to the first obstacle and falls straight into the water. He runs up the balls, bounces off the first and falls into the water again. He takes the swing and crosses like Tarzan. (Kushal finished the round pretty fast. I hope he wins this time.) 😆
In comes Priyadarshani as Gabaar paji. (I wonder when this girl will actually cross the Khamarthor qualifier.) She starts the round. (She's wearing a polka dot skirt? 😕) She takes on the round the same way she took on the rounds before. Very slowly and very carefully. She heads to the punch wall and gets punched, then falls in slow motion. 😆 She tries to cross the mud, but she keeps getting stuck. She finally gets out. (Priyadarshani just cross the first round. That's all I ask of you.)
Next comes Gaurav Chopra, as Dabangg insaan and Chulbul Pandey. 😆 Gaurav starts running and falls into the water. He reaches the dhai kilo haat and falls into the mud. (Bechara. 😆) He jumps onto the first ball and falls right into the water. SRK mentions the last time Ramlal gave him a GPL. (I really miss Ramlal's GPLs. Give someone a GPL so that I can laugh. 🤣) Gaurav climbs out of the water and stops on the swing. His arm is hurt. SRK says that the hero has become zero.
Dimpy Mahajan comes as Mona. Munni Badnaam urf Jennifer Winget is also introduced. Karishma Tanna has become the 3 Idiot's Pia and Ashima Bhalla is our Dum Maro Dum Zeenat Aman.
Munni gets hit by the second sur and goes into the water. Pia passes by Ramlal and jumps onto the first ball. She grabs on and then slips off. Saumya sees it and laughs. SRK tells her not to laugh like that, and shows her how to laugh. Munni passes Ramlal and jumps onto the first ball and rolls off with a side exit. Munni takes the Jhool Jhuliya and falls into the water. Mona darling takes the swing and keeps swinging back and forth and then finally falls into the water. Then Zeenat Aman takes the swing and passes it. (The funniest fall here was Munni's. She fell into the water twice and I enjoyed both. 👏)
We're back to Gabar paji (meaning Priyadarshani) who has decided that she won't leave Ramlal today and won't get hit by him today. SRK tells people that Ramlal is Thakur's servant, but today he's scaring Gabar. In flashback, they show Ramlal's GPL to Priyadarshani and Yaad Aa Raha plays in the background. Priyadarshani creeps past Ramlal and bounces on the first ball, and then falls. Her time is finished. (I don't think that Priyadarshani will ever complete the course timed or not. Let's just leave her behind and head on to the next person.)
Vrajesh Hirjee enters as Aamir Khan in Ghajini (Mr. Bekha 😃). Mr. Bekha can't remember why he came here and then says he came here to get Zor Ke Jhatke. He takes the first route and falls into the water after getting hit by the second sur. At the punch wall, he gets dropped by the first punch. He gets past and at the Jhool Jhuliya, he falls short of the swing. He takes 3 swings and then falls into the water. His time is 4:03. (Pretty good for Mr. Bekha, urf Ghajini.) Vrajesh says that in the end he wasn't sure if he was a man or a chimpanzee. (I say chimpanzee 🤣.)
Claudia comes in as Sheila Ki Jawani. (Why do I see Sheila ki jawani every where I look?) She does a pretty good imitation of Katrina Kaif (given the fact that they're both foreigners trying to speak Hindi 😆. I say Claudia does a better job than Kats. By the way, why is she called Kats? She's only one person 😉). Claudia gets punched at the punch wall and falls into the mud. She is stuck, but somehow she gets her leg unstuck and heads to the big ball. She lands on the first ball, jumps to the second ball and falls. She finishes the course in 3:01.
SRK mentions that let's introduce a twist. He decides to send his Jai and Veeru (Captain Albert and Captain Dharam) into the field to help his contestants. SRK sends them to meet Saumya. Captain Albert and Captain Dharam enter. Captain Dharam does a rendition of Dharmendra's suicide dialogue. Captain Dharam gets to ga in the sur and then falls. Captain Albert goes running and falls into the water after hitting ga. CaptainAlbert jumps on the first ball and falls into the water on hitting the second. Captain Dharam takes the swing in stride and lands well. Captain Albert takes the swing and after landing, falls into the water.
The chakarvyuh round starts. In it are the two Captains, Kushal, Claudia, Dimpy, Vrajesh, Ashima, Jennifer, and Karishma. Because of the worst timing, Gaurav and Priyadarshani are out. (It wasn't a surprise that Priyadarshani was gone. She's been out 3 times before. 😃)
SRK introduces Nani, who contestants will remember. All the contestants repeat some cliched dialogues and then the chakarvyuh challenge starts. Captain Dharam goes first and reaches as well. Kushal takes the round second and gets through. Captain Albert tries to go and then gets hit and falls into the water. Jennifer falls into the water. Ghajini Vrajesh goes and gets through as well. Captain Albert tries again and falls into the water. Claudia tries to go and falls into the water. Vrajesh continues to say some cliched dialogues. Captain Albert takes the round again and reaches. The boys in the middle start singing and Claudia reaches the middle. She yells quite loudly. Ashima is the final contestant to reach the centre.
The next round starts. The mixer grinder mixes everyone. Captain Dharam leads the pack with Kushal not to far behind. Captain Dharam falls into the water. Then Kushal go into the water. Claudia goes forward. Vrajesh becomes the first finalist. The mixer grinder goes again. Captain Dharam and Kushal lead. Then Kushal and Captain Dharam lead. Kushal tries to take the round but falls. Captain Dharam gets taken out by the rotating arm. Cluadia and Ashima try to go, but they both get wiped out by the arm. Ainvayi Ainvayi is playing in the background. Then Kushal goes through the round again and gets to the wipeout zone. Saumya asks Kushal who should come and who shouldn't. He says the baldie (Captain Albert) shouldn't come and Ashima comes, it's okay. Captain Dharam leads the pack again. Captain Albert then reaches through and gets through to the wipeout zone. (Well, Kushal's wish wasn't fulfilled. )
Now left is the wipeout zone. Vrajesh goes first in the wipeout zone. Vrajesh comments that this is called a clean entertainment because we all keep getting a shower. Vrajesh reaches the speed breaker and slips almost falling. He reaches the wall and gets across it. Vrajesh gets knocked out by a danger arm. He takes the round again and this time gets across safely. He jumps onto the first top spinner and then asks out. His leg seems to be hurt. He's being taken to the hospital. (Hope he'll feel better soon.)
Kushal goes next. He reaches the speed breaker and almost slips away. He climbs the speed breaker to the wall with a time of just 50 seconds. He gets knocked out by the danger arm halfway through the route and restarts. This time he gets across safely. He jumps onto the first top spinner, climbs over it and reaches the other side. He jumps again, climbs and reaches the third top spinner. He climbs over and jumps safely, pressing the buzzer.
Now, Captain Albert is taking on the wipeout zone. He reaches the speed breaker and comes sliding down due to the water pressure. He climbs again and reaches the top. He safely crosses the wall. SRK mentions that Saumya told Captain Albert what Kushal had said. Captain Albert is thinking about how to cross the danger arms. He gets hit before he even gets across. He goes again and reaches safely. Captain crosses the first top spinner and jumps for the second, almost falling, but he grabs onto the rope and pulls himself up. He climbs over and reaches the third spinner. Climbing over, Captain jumps and preses the buzzer. (I think that his army training came in hand a lot. 🤔)
Kushal wins with a timing of 3 mins and 24 secs. Captain Albert will have to try again. Kushal comes to meet SRK and they talk. SRK names the 6 finalists. He congratulates them.
PRECAP: A quick precap is shown of the qualifier levels and the wipeout zone happening.
SRK says that if you want your wife to listen to you, then pretend to murmur in your sleep, and she'll listen to everything you say. He says good night and leaves.
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