Hola dearies. Am here to collect those rotten eggs and tomatoes.😆
What if the epic karwa chauth scene of season 1, was recreated in season 2 with a role reversal?🤣🤣🤣🤣
Here is a sneak peek to my ever crazy imagination🙈🙈🙈🙉🙉🙉🙊🙊🙊
Karvachauth..ft MSM and SSA
M: Hey bajrangbali..har saal iss karwa chauth mein kuch na kuch bawaal zaroor hota hai. Iss se mera mood kharab ho jata hai.🤢(oh god, every year on this day, something bad happens to spoil my mood)
S: Hello koi hai. Darwaza band ho gaya hai. Please help😱(please help us, someone, we have been locked in this apartment)
M: Bawra saand kahinka. Tumhe kya lagta hai, ki tanne uthane chidiyan jhund banake aayenge😡(such a crazy fella, do you think a flock of birds would come for your rescue)
S: He..Hello. Da ..daddy ji. Aapki handkerchief dhoondne ki chakkar mein, mein yahan phas gaya hoon. Hello..daddy ji(hello dad, I have been stuck here while searching for your handkerchief, can you hear me?)😂
S: kya badtameezi hai yeh!😱😠(what kind of behaviour is this?)
M: Thaare phone mein network kaise aa raha, balki mhaare mein nahi. Natak kar rahe ho (how come your phone has network, while mine doesn't. Don't try to act)😂
S: huh. How dare you. Tumhari himmat kaise hui. Tumhara sasta phone bakwaas hai toh kya mera mehenga wala cheen loge? (Your cheap phone is useless, so you are snatching mine)😨😡
M: cheen nahi rahi hoon mein. Bas coach sir ko phone karke doongi. Phir tum apne daddy ji ke kaan pakate rahna. Aur haan , mein call ke paise nahi doongi. Apni GB (ghatiya baap )se le lena) 😂😂 (I will give back, after a call. Then you can eat up your father's ears. Btw, I won't give any money too, ask your dad to pay the bill)
S: How dare you? Phone wapis karo, moti ladki.(return my phone, you fat girl)😅
M: Moti kisko bola? Kaan ke neeche ek doongi mein abb. Bandar kahinka. (Whom did you call fatso? Will blow your ears, you monkey)😂
(Meanwhile, his phone falls into a bucket full of water, amidst their push nd pull)
S: Hawww ..Mera phone.Mera phone!!!!😭😡😡
M: zyada drama ki na, Toh tujhe dubaavungi pani mein. Tere GB se bolke naya le lena. (If you create more drama, I won't mind throwing you into the water. Ask your dad to buy you a new phone)😏😂
(He tries to snatch her phone, while she punches hard on his stomach)😂
S: Ouch..😫
(All confused with his next move. He pulls out a sachet of chutney from her pocket and drops it into the bucket. In response she threw the whole bucket of water onto him. He stood frozen for moment. Later on, he approaches her while drying his hairs. And sees her busy munching her samosas).😮😂😂
S: samajhti kya ho apne aapko?(What do you think about yourself)😌😡😡
M: Hoshiyar aur takatwar. Tumhare tarah ande se nikla hua chooza nahi.(smart and strong. Unlike you who resembles a newborn chicken)😂😂
M: Insaan ki bawarapan shayad jaise bhi ho, bina chutney ke bhi samosa swadisht hota hai. (No matter how crazy people are, samosas tastes good even without chutney)🤣😆
{She shoots her angry stares all the while munching her samosas. While he dries his hair, simultaneously controlling his watery mouth} 🤣🤣
S: Aah....mere ko chakkar aa raha hai. Subah se kuch nahi khaya na.(I'm feeling dizzy. I didn't had anything since morning)😰😵
M: Arey oh..bina pooch ka langoor. Abb zyada aur nautanki mat karna. Mera bilkul mann nahi hai, phir bhi me ek chota samose ka tukda de sakti hoon. Ye lo (oh hello..mr tail free langur. Don't do overacting. I don't have any interest, still you can have this small chunk of samosa)😳😒
S: Mein nahi khawoonga. Aaj karwa chauth hai na.(I won't eat. Today is karwa chauth right?)
M: wahi toh sabse badi pareshani hai. Baahar se pet bhar ke khane ki plan banake ghar se nikli thi. Chutney bhi tumne duba li. Abb bas ek packet samose se mein kaise rah paaongi yahan.(that's the biggest problem. I thought of having lumpsum amount of food today. And see here am struck with you, don't know am gonna survive with just one packet of samosa)😡😧😂
S: Tumne aaj vrat nahi rakha kya?(you are not fasting today)😱😱
M: Aankhe naa hai teri. Mein bawari naa hoon, ek din poora bhooki baithne keliye. Aur aankhe phaad phaad ke chand ka intezar karne keliye. Meri bas ki naa hai yeh sab.(can't you see that am not fasting. And am not a fool to stay hungry and wait for the moon)🤣😂
S: Meine aaj vrat rakha hai. Kya pata mujhe bhi kisi din sundar si biwi mil jaye. (But I am fasting today. For a good and beautiful future wife)😚😂
M: Tumne vrat rakha hai? Tum ladki ho? Tumhare harkatein sab ladkiyon ki tarah hai. Daadi , mooch bhi nahi hai. Aur jhumke itne bade pehne hai, jisme mein apni poori ungli daal sakti hoon. 6 metre ki saree bhi lapetlo , ban jayega tu ladki.(What!!😱😱, Are you are a woman?..I mean your mannerisms do resemble one. even you look like one without beard and moustache. Even your earring is so big, that I can easily put my fingers in. Just drape one 6metre long saree..you would look perfect then)😡😏😂
S: Hey tum kya badbada jaa rahi hoon. Kuware ladke bhi acchi patni milne keliye vrat rakh sakte hai. Gender equality.(what are you blabbering. It's about gender equality. Even men can fast , for getting good wives)😎😂
M: Bada aaya vrat rakhne wala. Susu karne keliye bhi apne GB se poochne wala kuwara ladka.Mujhe naa bahut gussa aa raha hai. Nahi karni mujhe tum se koi baat.(wow..what a complete man!. You are still a kid, who asks permission to his dad for each nd everything)(I can't tolerate my anger. I don't two talk to you)😡😡👿😏😂
{As she prepares to leave, she hears a loud noise)
THUD!!!!
{Shaurya falls on the floor. And Mehek approaches him}
M: Arey oh GB ke gudda. Uth na. Uth. Warna mein abhi laath maroongi. Uth(Hello GB's puppet,. Wake up. Else I would kick you)😫😒
S: Aah..
M: Apne liye layi thi mein ye paani. Abb iss baware ko pilana padhega.(I have to give my water, to this crazy fella)😔😒😡
{She lifts his head and tries to make him drink.}
M: Arey moo khol na. Moo khol.(hey open your mouth)😣
S: Chand tare dekhe bina mein nahi piyunga(I won't, without seeing the moon and stars)🤣🤣
M: chup. Mukka marke mein pilaaungi. Tu mar jayega , tab upar jaake seedhe dekh lena apni chand ko.(shut up. I"ll punch you make you drink. Else you would die, then go and directly meet your moon and stars)😂😂
S: Meine bola na ki mein nahi piyunga(I won't)🙄
M: Abb sala yeh chand tara niklega ki nahi(Don't know when these useless moon would appear?)😏😡😡
{She neared the balcony, and scrunched her nose while looking at the moon}
M: Lo nikal gaya tumhara chand. Abb piyo(huh..your moon is here, atleast now drink)😒😏😫
S: Mein khud dekh loonga. Tumpe bharosa nahi( I would see for myself, I don't trust you)😉😂
M: phir yahi maro apni bawari pooch hilate hilate (Then you die here, moving your crazy tail)😥😰😵😖
S: suno na Mehak, mujhe uthana yaar.(please lift me up Mehak)🤣🤣😋😍
M: Mein tumhe koi bulldozer dikhti hoon. Le bas haath pakad aur,Chup chap uth jaa. (Do I look like a bulldozer to you. Shut up, hold my hand and get up)😥😥😣
M: yeh lo tumhara chand. Abb chup chap pani piyo. (See here is your moo . Now drink some water)😣😰
{She makes him drink some water}
S: Abb kuch khilao toh sahi(Now feed me something)😋😋😚😚
M: wah !hosh aate hi khane ki padi hai. Mere paas kuch hai hi nahi khilane ko. Sare samose khatam ho gaye. (You just need food now. I don't have anything left with me)😎😎
{He made a puppy face. But was smart enough to spot a bar of chocolate in her jean pocket}
S: Toh atleast woh chocolate toh khilawona yaar(then atleast feed me that chocolate)😋😋🤣
M: Bada aaya mhaara chocolate khane wala. Nahi doongi mein( no don't you dream to have my chocolate)😡😡
S: kya yaar Mehak. Please😫😭😭
M: teekh hai, ittu sa piece doongi. Badle mein tum mujhe das packets dilwawoge (ok fine, I would give you a small piece. But promise me in return you would buy me 10 more packets)😡😂😂
{His eyes bulged out hearing her. But he was helpless. She gave him a small chunk and even didn't spare its wrapper}😂
S: ok done. Thankyou Mehak, mera vrat tudwane keliye{(thanks for breaking my fast)😍😍😘😘😘
M: Mere toh kuch aur tudwane ka mann tha, jaise ki tumhara haath, pair. Koi na aage aage mauka mil jayega(I had intention to break something else, your hand and legs. No worries, will do it some other day)👿👿😂
Shaurya shocked and yet again Mehak rocked
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