(RJ KIARA/ZOYA) PYAAR MAIN KOI DIL TOD DETA HAI By radz to debu
trin... trin...
paper paper..
times of sms..
todays headlines..
" wish u a ver y sweet morning Debu"
good morning
msg by radzz to shamma
twinkle twinkle lazy star
kitna soyegi uth ja yaar
up above the world so high
sun has risen in the sky
uth ke jalldi pee le chai
then remember me and say hi..
good morning Shamma
DOSTON AGAR AAP APNE MESSAGES BHEJ NA CHAHATE HAIN TOH MUJHE JALD SE LIKH BHEJIYEThere was a perfect man and a perfect woman. They met each other at a perfect party. They dated for two perfect years. They had the perfect wedding and the perfect honeymoon. They had two perfect children.
One day the perfect man and the perfect woman were driving in there perfect car, they saw Santa Claus at the side of the road, being the perfect people they were they picked him up, because they didn't want to make their perfect children (who were at home with their perfect babysitter) mad because it was close to Chritmas.
Well as the perfect man and the perfect woman were driving with Santa Claus, somehow they got into an accident. Two people died and 1 lived.
Who died and who lived?
The perfect woman because the perfect man and Santa Claus aren't real.
The school teacher was taking the class in basic maths. She said to little Johnny, "If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many have you got?"
"Seven," replied Johnny.
"No, Johnny," explained the teacher. "That's not the right answer. Listen. If I give you two apples, then I add another two apples and another two apples after that, how many have you got?"
"Six," replied Johnny.
"That's right," said the teacher. "So, let's try again. If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many have you got?"
"Seven," replied Johnny.
"Seven!" wailed the teacher. "How do you get seven?"
"Because I've already got one rabbit at home!"
A little girl made a cup of tea for her mother.
"I didn't know you could make tea," said mum taking a sip.
"Yes, I boiled some water, added the tea leaves like you do, and then strained it into a cup. But I couldn't find the strainer, so I used the fly swatter."
"What!" exclaimed mum, choking on her tea.
"Oh, don't worry. I didn't use the new fly swatter. I used the old one."
1st-3rd: Hey! I studied everything for exams.
4th-6th: Hey! That question was very hard so I didn't attempt it.
7th-10th: Hey! Studied only important questions.
11th: I think 4 chapters are enough to get passing marks.
12th: Which exam is tomorrow?
College: Crazy guys! At least you should have told me that there's an exam today. I am not even carrying a Pen today.
Johnny's English teacher was a perfectionist and demanded the very best of his pupils. So, it was only to be expected that he would get furious when Little Johnny handed in a poor paper.
"This is the worst essay I have ever had the misfortune of reading," ranted the teacher.
"It has too many mistakes. I can't understand how one person would have made all these mistakes!"
"One person didn't," replied Little Johnny defensively. "My father helped me!"
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