The drunk wife.
It's been more than six hours and there was no any news about her. Nehmat Advait Kapoor left the house disheartened with the revelations of not being blood related to Sandhus. She was a total stranger who belonged to a criminal father. She was an illegitimate child.
Her husband showed no sign of sympathy. The pissed politician swore to not forgive her for ruining his life and dreams.
Midnight
Everyone woke as they heard screams coming from the outside of the house. A familiar female voice.
" Advait Kapoor, bahar ao!!
He opened the front door while the rest of the family followed anxiously.
Naaz to herself
" Kehin nehmat marke bhoot toh nehin ben geyi".
He was taken aback. She was heavily drunk clutching an empty bottle of hard liquor She staggered towards him looking straight into his eyes .
" Yeh loh, desi daru . Empty bottle. Recycle bin mein daldo. Politician must be environment friendly".
She blinked struggling under those heavy eye lids swaying from left to right.
" Mein aek najais aulad aek jais khandan ki bahu aaj yeh declare karti hun ki mera peti babbar sher son of shamsher jungle ka raja hain. Moga ke Tarzan ko piche chod diya".
He remained silent, annoyed with her remarks
She continued struggling to stand straight, giving him a salute.
" Babbar sher ko is choti si chipkali ka salam. Aek baat betau, poonch kyun nehin dikhai de rehi".
She staggered towards his back, searching for a tail.
Then she cried.
" Babbar sher ki poonch chuha kha geya. Colgate toothpaste use karne wala chucha. Very bad".
She lost her balance and he held her arms supporting her, taunting.
" Tune sharab pi hain".
She smiled.
" Chipkali ko babbar sher sey dar legta hain. Everytime politics ka lecture and khandan ki izzat bolta rehta hain. China ke communist sey char kadam agey chelta hain aur Russia key nuclear bomb sey das khadam"
He ignored her remarks still holding her tightly, asking
" Daru kahan sey mili".
She smiled.
" Desi daru made in India mili hain sadak chap walon se. Raste mein chal rehi thi toh teen admi peg lega rehe they. Maine bola o bhai sahab thoda idhar bhi dedo ".
Then she smiled holding the empty bottle up in the air
" Free ki daru. Fully discounted ".
He tried to take her into his arms to bring her into the house but she pushed him away.
" Mujhey ghar nehin jana. Apna saman lene ai hun. Do khacha do beniyaan. Is lawaris ko iske ilava kuch nehin chahiye"
Annoyed mrs. Shamsher.
" Tamasha band Karo. Aur andar ao".
She folded her hands moving towards her mother in law touching her feet
" O mataji, pranam . Kaisi ho. Tamasha toh apne kiya hain mere sath. Saas benkar maa nehin ben payi. Thoda pyar se baat karleti toh bank balance thodi na kherab ho jata".
Mrs shamsher blushed in embarrassment and walked towards her room. The sting was sharp.
Then she moved towards Naaz who tried looking away feeling disgusted.
" Tu toh Khush haina meri khudgerz behen".
Nikhil tried to interfere but she silent him stating.
" Joru ka gulam kabhi pause bhi karliya kar. Do behno ke bich ki baat hain lekin ab sab ke samne ayegi".
Naaz looked worried.
" What is she gonna say".
She continued as she faced her puzzled husband.
" Naaz ney khud Khushi karne ki Koshish ki isliye maine apse shadi ki. Isi ney mujhey shadi ke liye majbur kiya"
The horrified sister looks on.
The shocked husband and family couldn't believe their ears
Oh my god, so that's why she accepted the marriage.
Then she staggered towards the room to pack her things. A guilt ran through him . He followed behind and snatched her bag away .
" Tum kehin nehin jaugi. Yeh tumhara ghar hain".
She roared into a laughter.
" Mera ghar udhar hain". She pointed towards the open window . The dark sky.
She hummed
" Twinkle twinkle little star
I coming to u haan"
To his horror
She staggered towards the window and tried to jump out to reach the sky
In the nick of time he rescued her as she screamed struggling to free herself.
" Sky mein no place for babbar sher. U stay down in the jungle and mingle with the gorillas!!".
Seconds later, she fell unconscious on the bed.
He remained silent.
Too much to handle. A drunk wife can be quite challenging.
The end
Ps
How nice it was if nehmat didn't meet with an accident but got drunk and return to trash the Kapoors and reveal the reason she agreed for the marriage.
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