some funny sms jokes

Arz kya hai:
Bahaar aane se pehle Fiza aa gayi,
Ki bahaar aane se pahle fiza aa gayi,
Aur phool khilne se pahle....bakri kha gayi..


Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend's name in English.
Sardar wrote: ' Beautiful Red Underware'
Teacher: What?
Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi.




What's Ford?
Santa: Gaadi.
What's Oxford?
Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi.



As u go 2 bed 2nite,
I ordered bats 2 guard u tight.
I told some ghosts to dance in white, &
2 make sure u r alryt,
i LL ask dracula 2 kiss ur neck
goodnight..




What do u call a woman in heaven?
An Angel
A crowd of woman in heaven?
A host of Angels
And all woman in heaven?
PEACE ON EARTH!



VERY ... Cute, Gorgeous, Genius, Good-looking, Intelligent, One in Trillions...I think its enough abt ME, wht abut U....

ididnt find any1 funny 😕

i find 2 funnies the first one and the second one

lol i found the Sundar Lal Chaddi one funny and the 1st one

o gosh it supposed to be in the jokes section not here i made a mistake

Originally posted by: mr11

ididnt find any1 funny 😕

well if u guys don't find any of the jokes funny then it's all right not a big problem but i found each one of them the funniest one from the list.
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very nice yaar 😆
I like the 1st one very much 😆 😆 😆& thnx 4 sharing 😉

Originally posted by: maleeha92

i find 2 funnies the first one and the second one

me too 😆

hehe they were pretty funny 😊 good jokes

thanx dear all jokes r realy funny👏
some joke from my side

Dream makes al things possible, Hope makes al things work, luv makes al thigs beutifl, smile makes al d abv so always BRUSH UR TEETH...!
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What do u call a woman in heaven? An Angel. A crowd of woman in heaven? A host of Angels. And all woman in heaven? PEACE ON EARTH!
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Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering.