comedy shairi - Page 9

Yeh Baat Samaj Main Ayi Nahi 😍


Yeh baat samaj main ayi nahi, aur Ammi ne samjhayi nahi
mein kaise meethi baat karo? Jab meethi cheez khayi nahi

Aapa bhi pakati hai Halwa, woh akhir kyou Halwayi nahi ?
Bhaiya ki mangni ho gayi hai kal, kyou kal hi Dulhan ghar ayi nahi
Yeh baat samaj main ayi nahi.. 😍

Nani ke miyaa jab Nana hai, Dadi ke miyaa jab Dada hai
Tab Aapi se mein ne poucha, Baji ke miyaa kiya Baja hai ?
Woh haans haans kar you kehne lagi, ae bhai nahi you bhai nahi
Yeh baat samaj main ayi nahi..

Jab naiya mahina ata hai, bijli ka bill aah jata hai
Halake Badal bechara yeh bijli mouft lutata hai
Phir hum ne apne ghar bijli, Kyou badal se lagwayi nahi ?
Yeh baat samaj main ayi nahi.. 🤔

Aghar billi sher ki khala hai, Phir hum ne isse kyou paala hai ?
Kiya sher buhat nalaiq hai khala ko maar nikala hai
Ya jungle ke raja ke yahan, Kiya milti doodh milayi nahi ?
Yeh baat samaj main ayi nahi.. 😕

Kyou lambe baal hai bhaloo ke? Kyou iski tint karwayi nahi ?
kiya woh bhi ganda bacha hai? Ya is ke Abbu bhai nahi ?
Yeh is ka hair style hai? Ya jungle mein koi naayi nahi ?
Yeh baat samaj main ayi nahi.. 😕

Jo taare jag mug karte hai, kiya in ki chachi taa'ie nahi ?
Hoga koi rishta suraj se? Yeh baat humhe batlayi nahi
Par chand kis ka mamoo hai? Jab mammy ka woh bhai nahi
Yeh baat samaj main ayi nahi.. 🤔

Yeh baat samaj mein ayi nahi, aur Ammi ne samjhayi nahi
mein kaise meethi baat karo? jab meethi cheez khayi nahi.....

Mainey poocha chand se ke dekha hai kaheen
mere yaar sa haseen...........
chand ne kaha..
Ullu ke patthe.. itni upar se Bhalaa
Kya dikhta hai Kaheen...???
😆

na pooch teri judai ke lamhe kaise bitaaye
paani main surf excel mila k straw se bulbulay banaye

teri yaadein mujhe her tarah se saatati hain
tere khayalon mein khoke aksar meri chai tandi hojaye

raatein karwaton mein hi kat jati hain
neend ke maare kabhi nimak ziyada to kabhi chai pikhi banjaye

agarbati jalake duaon mein mashkol hona chaon to
uske nikalte duhein mein b tera chera nazar aaye

socha ke naam aankhon ko ab kaise hasaya jaaye
madari lekar aaya bandar to tum uchalte khutte mujhe nazar aaye 😆

aajkal ki kudiya very very smart
haye meri tauba tauba
aajkal ki kudiya very very smart
haye meri tauba tauba

sodda bhi piti hai, visky bhi piti hai
sodda bhi piti hai, visky bhi pity hai
visky bhi piti very very hard
haye meri tauba tauba
aaj kal ki . .. . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . .


bike chalati hai, gaddi bhi chalati hai
bike chalati hai, gaddi bhi chalati hai
gaddi chalati very very fast
haye meri tauba tauba
aajkal ki kudiya very very smart
haye meri tauba tauba

makeup lagati hai, lipstick lagati hai
makeup lagati hai, lipstick lagati hai
lipstick lagaye very very dark
haye meri tauba tauba
aaj kal ki kudiya. . . . . . . . . . .
haye meri tauba tauba

ghusa marti hai, chanta bhi marti hai
ghusa marti hai, chanta bhi marti hai
chanta marti hai very very hard
haye meri tauba tauba
aajkal ki kudiya very very smart
haye meri tauba tauba

jeans pahnti hai, skert bhi pahanti hai
jeans pahanti hai, skirt bhi pahanti hai
skirt pahnti hai very very short
haye meri tauba tauba
aajkal ki kudiya very very smart
haye meri tauba tauba

Marnay ka teray ishq mein irada bhi nahin hai
Hai ishq magar inta zyada bhi nahin


Apple khaatta hoen knife se
Paani pita hoen pipe se
Kya zamana agaya
Juta khata hoen wife se


Tota, na toti, na totay ga par...
Ullu ke pathay, tu shairi na kar..

Mein chahti hoon tumko iss kadar

Koi aur mil jaaye toh dekhun na mudh kar

Tujh bin zindagi ka tasawur hi nahi hai

Tere sang ho zindagi aisa bhi koi scene nahi hai

Mohabbat hai mujhko sirf tumse sanam

Sach keh rahi hoon mein tumhari kasam

Jhooth mein agar kahun toh tu mar jaaye

Aey kaash mujhko salman khan mil jaaye 😆 😆

Duniya badal gayi hai chatting se
Hoti hai ab hacking chatting se

Hoti thi ladkian subah shaam hamari gali mein

Nikalna hogaya unka band chatting se
Kyunki hoti hain ab to setting chatting se
Duniya ho gayi hai bekar chatting se
Hoti hain kharab aakhein chatting se

Pehle karte hum dost baatein hotelon mein
Peetay the chai waghera hotelon mein
Khoob hoti thi masti hotelon mein
Khailte they mazaak kia karte they

Ab to hoti hai baat to who bhi chatting se
Bekaar hogaya hai telephone chatting se
Hojaati
hai ab voice chat chatting se

Pata nahin tha kya matlab hota hai asl ka

Pata chal gaye sare matlab chatting se
Ho rahein hain badnam Log chatting se

Karta nahin koi angrez baatein humse chatting se
Kehtay hain k aati hai English chatting se
Main kehtha hoon hogayi hai English kharab chatting se

Hoti thi bari dhoom dhaam se shadi
Nikah ho raha hain ab chatting se
Ab to aisa lagta hai
key janab
Mohabbat hogayee hai chatting se....!!!

Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai? Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye!
😆 😆 😆

Phone Ki Ring Baji. Pati: Mere liye Ho To Kehna Mai Gharpe Nahi Hu. Biwi Phone Utha k : wo gharpe hai Pati: Mana Kiya Fir Bhi Biwi : Ji wo mere liye tha
😆 😆

tu chali gaye england,
baja ke dsp da band,
tenu ki lagiya dsp tabah ho gaya,
ithe aa ke dekh ,
dsp da usa wali kuri naal viah ho gaya...

Fer ki hoya je tu hatha te mehndi la layi
Hun assi vi Sehra sajawange,
Sanu pata si ki tu saadi kismat ch nahi,
Hun teri choti bhen fasawange... 😆

Khuda Kare K Naya Saal Hum Ko Raas Aajae,
Jise Hum Chahte Hon Wo Humary Pass Aajaye,
Hum Sara Saal Kanware Na Rahein,
Hamara Rishta Lekar Humari Saas Aajaye

😳