comedy shairi - Page 6

Acha sila dia tonay mairy pyar ka
yar nay hi loot lia ghar yar ka

Remix

Acha kurta siya tun nay mere naap ka
naaap lia mere or see dia baap ka 😆

American : a baby in our country had no legs. we put artificial leg on him
he is an athlete now

Russian: a baby in our country had no arms. we upt artificial arms on him
He is boxer now

Pakistani : a baby in our country had no brain. we put an army cap on hi head.
he is our president now 🤣 😆

True relatives always stand behind u during bad times. Check ur marriage album. All ur relatives were standing behind u! 😆
Before marriage love is life and after marriage love is wife and wife is knife who cuts life.
Man : hey dear Mr.David our nabour when he bring new thing, u request for that thing to me. I bought u every new thing what he brought. I bought for u 29" color TV when he bought. Now What should I do??

Wife: Now what he bought, what happen??
Man : Now he bring new wife...
😆

samander k kinaray betha keroo
koi na koi lahar to ayy gi
kissmut na budli too kya huva
kum se kum shakal he dhul gai gi

dekho mujhey hai kitna pyar tum sey, ab to haan karo
agar ab bi hai inkaar tu yeh letter agay pass karo

Likhu to paigam kuch aisa likhu ki,
Qalam bhi rone ko majbur ho jaye.
Har lafz mein dard itna bhar do ki,
Examiner bhi pass karne ko majbur ho jaye.

Hoon main doctor jahan,
meri wife hai nurse waha,
Yeh kaisa julm sehna PADTA hai,
mujhe apni wife ko SISTER KEHNA PADTA hai..

Hum ho gaye tumhary bohot sochny k baad.
Ab kis ko dekhen tumhain dekhny k baad.
Dunia chor doonga tumhain chorny k baad.
Khuda maaf kary itna jhoot bolny k baad.

Tu sawal nahi ek paheli hai
Meri manzil tu nahi tari saheli hai

Wo mud mud k Hame dekh rhe the,
aur hum unhe..
Wo mud mud k hame dekh rhe the,
aur hum unhe..
Kyoki exam me na unhe kuch ata tha aur na hame...

Teacher:
"Every One Write Your Lover Name On A Paper.."
After Few Seconds :
Girls Said: "Finished Madam"
After 10 Mint. Boys Said: "Extra Sheet Madam"
😆

Jab Jab hume pyaas lagti hai, Unke aane ki aas lagti hai
unki dewangi mein hum ho gaye itne dewane,
Ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai 😆

Originally posted by: Dua143

Jab Jab hume pyaas lagti hai, Unke aane ki aas lagti hai
unki dewangi mein hum ho gaye itne dewane,
Ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai 😆

🤣 🤣 saas lagti hai🤣 🤣

moor moor kar na dekh mujhe yoon haste haste
mere dost hain bare hoshiyaar
kehdenge Bhabhi namaste

😆 😆 😆

great dua 😆 waise ye sab tum ne khud likhi hai