comedy shairi - Page 3

lagaya jo hum ne tumhari gali ka chakr mar diya pichye se kisi ne pathar

Wo jo pare bethe hein samjhe baithe hein ke hum un pein marte hein Par hum to un pe marte hein jo un se bhi pare bethe hein 😆


Dur se dekho to bare haseen lagti hai Par chalne mein pakistani train lagti hai

Khuda kare tera mobile kho jaye. Mile mujhe aur mera ho jaye. Karu SMS ladkion ko naam tera aae. Maar tujhe pade aur kaleja mera thanda ho jae.

thxxxx there realy goood all of them 👏

Aankhon Hi Aankhon Ne

Aankhon Hi Aankhon Se

Aankhon Hi Aankhon Mein

Kaha..

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Aaiii Taaa
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wow fantastic

Dil ke arman ansuo me beh gaye,
Hum gali me the gali me reh gaye...
Light chali gayi,
Jo baat unse kehni thi wo unki mummy se keh gaye.... 😆



Jab tum zulphain lehra logi to shaam ho jayegi,
Agar tum sar mundwa logi to shavera ho jayegi


Zindagi ki raah mushkil hain to kiya huaa.
Thora sa tum chalo,thora sa main...phir Rikshaa kar lenge..


Wo hamari zindagi main kuchh is tarah se aaye.
Wo hamari zindagi main kuch is tarah se aaye.
Jaise hare bhare khet main saand ghus aaye.

Voh sadak ke is paar thi, hum sadak ke us par the
kuch hum aage badhe, kuch voh aage badhi
hum kuch aur aage badhe, voh bhi kuch aur aage badhi
hum kuch aur aage badhe, voh bhi kuch aur aage badhi
ab hum sadak ke us par the, aur voh sadak ke is par thi.

Gum woh cheez hai ...
Wah Wah..! Kya dard hai!
Gum woh cheez hai ...

Jisse paper chipkaya jaata hai
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A dost tu bhi likha kar shayari,
Meri tarah tera bhi naam ho jaega...
Jab tujh par bhi padenge ANDE, TAMAATAR,
Shaam ke sabji ka intzaam ho jaega....


kabootar ke do par
(wah wah)
kabootar ke do par....
ek idhar ek udhar

Kaash jo tehre chehre pe, chechak ke daag hote,
Chaadn to tu hai hi, sitare bhi saath hote!

Neil Armstrong Chand par Gaya aur Farmaya
Ye saala idhar hawa kyon nahi ayaa!...

Teri beauty ne mujko appeal kiya,
Dusri ko reject kiya,
Aur tisri ko select kiya...



Mere dilka kona kona hai air condition,
Is pe likha hai no admission,
Magar tum aasakte ho without permission...

Before Marriage
Takdeer hai magar kismat nahi khulti
Tajmahal banana chahata hoon
Lekin mumtaz nahi milti

After Marriage
Takdeer hai magar kismat nahi khulti
Tajmahal banana chahata hoon
Lekin mumtaz nahi marti...