comedy shairi - Page 19

KHUAAB dekho to use apna banalo,
Ya phir usme kho jao,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Dost banao to use apna banalo,
Ya usme kho jao,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Agar kuch bhi nahin to phir takiya lo,
lite bujao aur so jao..........sweet dreems
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Tairna hai to samundar mein tairo,
YE nadi- naalo mein kya rkha hai,
mahobbat karna hai to watan se karo,
in haseenao mein kya rakha hai!!!!!!
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Doori ka KHAYAL jab sataaya kare, to dil ko sambhal liya karo....
aur jab guzra PAL yaad aaye to dimaag off kar liya karo.......
kisi paagal ko bhoolne ki koshish karoge to dimaag kharaab hoga hi.
aur jab dimaag kharaab ho jae to sar ke baal noch liya karo........
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Har dukaan har deewar par tera naam hai.
har gali har deewar par tera naam hai,
upar likha hai joota chor aur..........
neeche 25 paise ka inam hai.........

Originally posted by: Dua143

samandar jitna syllabus hai
naddi jitna parhaya jata hai
balti bhar yaad rehta hai
mug bhar likh patay hain
aur.....
boond jitnay marks aatay hain
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TU ZINDAGI ME BOHUT AAGEY JAYEGA
TU ZINDAGI ME BOHUT AAGEY JAYEGA
JAHAN JAYEGA BAS YEHI SUN PAYEGA
chal be chal aagey chal 😊 😊

KOI PATTHAR SE..KOI.........PATTHAR SE NAA MAARE

MERE DIWANE KO

KOI..PATTHAR SE...NAA MAARE....MERE DIWANE KO

bomb kaa zamana hai yaaron....UDAA DO SAALE KO

Tumko dekha to yeh khayaal aaya
Ki kal raat ko maine itna kyon khaaya

Khush rahe tu sada yeh dua hai meri
Teri premika hi ban jaaye bhabhi teri

Chand par kaali ghata chaati to hogi,
Sitaron mein Chamak aati to hogi.
Tum lakh chupao Duniya se, magar akeley mein
tumhe apni shakal pe hansi aati to Hogi

Machchar ne apko kata wo uska Junun tha...
Aapne Khujli ki wo apka Sukun tha .....
Chah kar bhi aapne use nahi mara....
Kyonki uski rago me apka khoon tha

Short story... 2 friends, See and Saw. One day, See saw sea and Saw didn't see sea. See saw sea and jumped in sea. Saw didn't see sea but jumped in sea. See saw Saw in sea and Saw saw See in sea. See saw both Saw and sea and both Saw and See were happy to see sea.😆😆😆

Originally posted by: irtaza

koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko........
koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko........
koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko........
abe aage bhi to bol...............
neuclear power ka jamaana hai, bomb se udaa do
saale ko...................


Mere marne ke baad mere doston,
yu aansoo na bahana,
Agar meri yaad aaye to,
sidhe upar chale aana!!

😆 1st one is really funny lol 😆
2nd is good 2

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