comedy shairi - Page 18

Lohe ko Loha kat ta hai ...
Sone Ko Sona Kat ta hai...
Jaher ko Jaher kat ta hai...
Isliye apko Kutta katega😆

Aaj, kal, harpal, har samay, har vaqt, maheno, salo saal se ek DIL tumhare liye dhadakta tha aur dhadakta rahega aur wo DIL hai ur's own DEAR.
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You are a GHONCHU..

G-reat
H-ot
O-ne in million
N-aughty
C-ute
H-umble
U-nique

Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi...

want U to know that U are very important to me, It's impossible for me to live without U even 4 a second! U r my life & I can feel U everywhere.... DON'T MIND I WAS TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN...

Manzil ki taraf badte chalo. Jo Dil kahe usi raah ko chuno. Peeche walo ko aage na aane do aur jo aage hain unse aage niklo. Tabhi ek achhe TRUCK DRIVER banoge!

Aisa DOSTANA hamara, Mai KASHTI tu kinara, Mai DHANUSH tu teer, Mai MATAR tu paneer, Mai VARSHA tu badal, Mai RAJMA tu chawal, Mai HOT tu cool, Mai APRIL tu....? 😆

Nashe se koi devdas ho gaya...
to koi paise se kangal ho gaya...
to koi pyar me pagal ho gaya...
Mai to aap ko message bhejte bhejte barbad ho gaya...!

1)Dil ke arman ansuo me beh gaye,
Hum gali me the gali me reh gaye...
Light chali gayi,
Jo baat unse kehni thi wo unki mummy se keh gaye....


2)Zindagi ki raah mushkil hain to kiya huaa.
Thora sa tum chalo,thora sa main...phir Rikshaa kar lenge..




3)Tu ne mere man se khela,
Tu ne mere tan se khela,
Tu ne mere dil se khela,
Tu ne mere Dhan se khela,
Tu ne mere man, tan, dil aur dhan se khela,
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Well Played, Well Played 😆 😆 (hope u'll like it)

Kadam Kadam pe hawa ki disha ka dhyan rakna,
Mushkil samay me bhi dosti ko yaad rakhna,
Hamari yaadon ki khushbu zaroor ayegi,
Tum bas tumhari NAAK saaf rakhna"

Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho,Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho,Kitni aasani se Jaan le lete ho,Kisi ne sikhaya hai,ya bachpan se hi kamine ho...................😃

Koi bhi cream lagane se koi sunder nhi hota.
Agr sundar dikhna hai to khoob rootho..
Kyunki Koi haseena jab ruth jati hai
to or bhi haseen ho jati hai ........
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