comedy shairi - Page 15

Please refrain from quoting long posts. Thank you. 😳

Hajj Ada kerne gaya kaum ka leedar
Sangbaari ke liye shaitan tak jana para
Aik kanker phenkne per yeh sada aai isse
tum to apne aadmi thee tum ko aakhir kya huwa...

Muhabbat meiN agar paida ho tension
To aksar toot jaata hai connection

Idhar heater ke jaisa ishq mera
Udhar jazbaat ka refrigeration

Corruption karne waale kar rahe haiN
Bara-e-naam hai anti-corruption

Muhabbat meiN agar paida ho tension
To aksar toot jaata hai connection
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Hamari Zindagi Go Ranjo Ghum Say Ebarat Hay
Hansany Kay Dosoro Kay Ghum Bantna Bhi Ebadut Hay

college hai ya k yeh fasl-e-bahar hai.
dekho jidhar udhar hi sola singaar hai.

laambi qameez aur oonchi salawar ki fashion.
make up bhi kerna yahaan bekaar hai.

salma ne class band-:? ker kay ki threading.
kuch ko free period ka intezaar hai.

kab jayengay picnic per chalo teacher se ye poochain.
maousam main aisay perhna bekaar hai.

jaarjat ka dopata pahanay nahi detay . $-]
malmal ka dopatta orhna bhi azaab hai. (*)

hum to aye thay yahaan faqat iss garz se. (*)
makeup dekhayen gay,style dekhayengay.

humko kia maloom tha k iss college main.
hum kuch bhi apni merzi se na ker payengay.

Kursi Nama

Insaan ka har ayeb chupa deti hai kursi
budho ko bhi zee shan bana deti hai kursi
shab bhar main yeh muflis ko bana deti hai zar dar
soi hoi kismat ko jaga deti hai kursi
gaoun main jo mashoor hai "gulu" k laqb say
uss shaks ko gulsher bana deti hai kursi
woh loog jo mariyaal say nazar atay hain pehlay
unn loogoun ki tuwandoun ko barha deti hai kursi
Ta umer woh phir uss k liye bharta hai aahain
ek baar jisay jalwa dikha deti hai kursi
woh loog jo rehtay hain karaye k makan main
bangloun main unhain la k bitha deti hai kursi
gar sahib-e-kursi hai faqat teen (3) hi foot ka
uss bonay ko chay (6) foot ka bana deti hai kursi
woh loog jo ek lafz ada kar nahi saktay
taqreer ka fun unn ko sikha deti hai kursi
nazdeeq nahi ata niyaz! iss k koi bhi
jiss shaks ko ek baar gira deti hai kursi

Mere Dost Tanhai Main Na Waqt Betaya Karo
Kabhi Kabhi Mehfilon Main Bhi Aya Karo

Kya Hua Jo Toot Gaye Hain Samney Ke Char(4) Daant
Phir Bhe Moun Khol K Muskuraya Karo 😆

Ghar se jab tum nikale
Pehen ke reshmi gown.
Najaane kitne dilon ka
Ho gaya server down...

Jabse meri zindagi mein,
Aayi hai aik female.
Bhool gaya hoon sab kuchh
Kya mailbox, kya e-mail...

Dil se aik ishq ki
Application create kar raha hoon.
Pyaar se debug karna
Mein wait kar raha hoon...

Tumhaare intezaar mein
Neend aayee so gaya.
Yeh dekho mera connection
Time out ho gaya...

Rail ke Dibbe men ye qissaa huaa
Ek bachaa zor se rone lagaa
Maan ne samajhaane kii koshish kii bohaaaaaaat
Us ko behalaane kii koshish kii bohaaaaaaat
Thak ke Aahir loriiaan gaane lagii
Bijaliyaan kaano par barasaane lagii
Das minute tak Loriaan jab Wo gaa chukii
tilmilaa kar bol uthaa ek Aadmii
"Behanjii, itanaa karam ab kiijiiye
Aap is bachche ko Rone diijiiye!"
😆 😆 😆

jis din huaa Pathaan ke Murge kaa intqaal
DaaWat kii maulavwi kii tab aiaa use Khiaal
Murdaar Murg kii hui mullaah ko jab Khabar
saaraa badan sulag uthaa, Gaalib huaa jalaal
kehne lage khilaao ge Haraam Gosht?
tum ko nahin zaraa bhii shariyat ka kuchh Khiaal
murdaar Gosht to shariyat men he Haraam
jab tak na zibaah kiijiye, hotaa nahi halaal
fatawaa jab apanaa maulavii saahab sunaa chuke
jhunjhalaa ke Khan ne kiyaa tab un se ye sawaal
kaisii hai aap kii ye shariyat bataaiiye
bande ko kar diyaa hai Khudaa se bhii baakamaal
Allaah jis ko maar de, ho jaaye wo Haraam
bande ke haath jo mare, ho jaaye Wo halaal

Originally posted by: supercool

😆 😆 😆
good ones.

thanx cool yaar u should post some ur coooooooooool shairi 😃