comedy shairi - Page 14

LOVER BOY (standing at platform) : Yeh din, mahine, saal guzar jayenge mere yaar....... Jeena hai sirf mere liye is baat ka rakhna khayal.......!


GIRLFRIEND (irritated) : jab tak hai dil ko tera khayal... aur mera wallet hai malamaal.... yeh din, mahine aur saal toh U guzar jayenge mere yaar....!
par agar jeb ka bura hua haal... ya phir baap ne suja diya mera gaal...., toh majboori me karna padega, koi aur BAKRA halaal....!
😆 😆

Rab bachaye hamein in khoobsoorat haseenon se,
naazneenon se, dilnasheenon se, jaaasheenon se,
par inhe kaun bachaye hum kameenon se….... 😆

Waah re gandhi kaise chali teri andhi,waah re gandhi kaise chali teri andhi
aaya tha longot main pahoonch gay paanch 5oo ki note main.... 😆

Pahla gadha yaar mein jis dhobi ke ghar kaam karta hoo,
vo mujhe bahut marta hai.
Doosra gadha tu ghar chor kar bhaag kyo nahi jata.
Pahla gadha kya batau yaar dhobi ki ek bahut sunder ladki hai.
vo jab bhi shararat karti hai to dhobi kehta hai ki,
teri shaadi kisi gadhe se kar dunga.
bas yeh soch kar ruka hua hoo 😆

They all Are funny😆😆😆 waise ye tum itne sare dhondti kaha se ho poora din search karti rehti ho ya koi book wagaira kharidi hai 😆

Originally posted by: nazeeei

They all Are funny😆😆😆 waise ye tum itne sare dhondti kaha se ho poora din search karti rehti ho ya koi book wagaira kharidi hai 😆

bas yaar hasnay aur hansanay ki chabi hai maray pass 😳

aur haan bohat saal pehlay maray pass ekk book bhi thi par woh funny poetry ki nahin thi main naam batati hoon khud hi samajh jao gii kis ki thi

marasion kay lateefay😆😆

yeh mainay kharidi bhi nahin thi kisi ki thi abh apna damagh aur piasa kon kharach karay😆

Originally posted by: irtaza

bas yaar hasnay aur hansanay ki chabi hai maray pass 😳

aur haan bohat saal pehlay maray pass ekk book bhi thi par woh funny poetry ki nahin thi main naam batati hoon khud hi samajh jao gii kis ki thi

marasion kay lateefay😆😆

yeh mainay kharidi bhi nahin thi kisi ki thi abh apna damagh aur piasa kon kharach karay😆

OMG Murasion ke latife😆 🤣🤣arey main to chair se hi niche gir gai MUrasiyo ke latife 🤣arey yaar acha hai logo ko hansana aur khud bhi hansna chahiye

Originally posted by: nazeeei

OMG Murasion ke latife😆 🤣🤣arey main to chair se hi niche gir gai MUrasiyo ke latife 🤣arey yaar acha hai logo ko hansana aur khud bhi hansna chahiye

bas yaar mera bhi yehi haal hoa tha book kaa naam parh kar lakin lateefay😡

unn main hansanay wali koi baat hi nahin thi😆

😆

Originally posted by: irtaza

bas yaar mera bhi yehi haal hoa tha book kaa naam parh kar lakin lateefay😡

unn main hansanay wali koi baat hi nahin thi😆

Acha naam se to aise lag raha tha k pata nahi kitne ache latife ho ge is main😆

Nahi milti chuhtthi tou aj RESIGN de
Saal mein aik baar tou ata hai VALENTINE day
Khudaya tanha na pakra jaoon kahien DATE per
Humein jo bhi mushkil de COMBINE de
Ager aj bhi woh milne LATE puhanchi
Guzarish karoonga ke tu bhi koi FINE de
Noor bharde dilwalon ke chehron mein
Honton pe hansi aur ankhon mein SHINE de
Tanha tanha yeh jeevan kaise guzrega
Humein yeh bhi khushiyan JOIN de
Iske siwa aur koi deewani milti bhi tou nahi
Gareeb kiss kiss se kahe k LINE de
Yeh umangon bhari sham phir nahi ayegi
Saal mein aik baar tou tu FULL TIME de
Bas pal dou pal ke liyeh mujhse milti ho
Kisi sham tu 6- To- 9 de
Ranj-o-Gham ke naqoosh aur aasaar mita ke
Mere wajood ko pursakoon ashqui ka DESIGN de
Ik din qazi ko iske haan leke jana hai
Danke ki chohth pe yeh kehna hai ke chal SIGN de