lets share some jokes!!!! - Page 2

Originally posted by: taurean

well i have one joke everyone will definitely like it 😉
sarda ji train par ja rahe they k tc aya aur us ne ticket manga
sardar ji ...meray pass nehi hai
tc..tu 50RS nikalo tumhara ticket banaye
sardar ji paisey dety hai aur tc ticket bana deta hai
ticket leny k baad sardar ji tc say kehtey hai
sardar ji...april fool mere pass tu pehley se ticket tha

kaisa laga

very funny and a perfect joke for April fool i like it

son appney dad sey : dad app tall hotey ja rahein hain..

dad said : tumhein kaisey pata chala?

son said ; dad appka sar (head) hairs sey bahir nikal raha hai 😆

A Sardar sees lot of guys running on the highway.

Asks a bystander as to why're the guys doing what they're doing.

The bystander: A Marathon race is going on

Sardar: What do they get from that?

Bystander : The winner will get a prize

Sardar : Then why are the others running?! 😆

Sardarji got the 4th child. He fills data in the birth certificate
"Mother: Sikh. Father: Sikh. Kid: Chinese."
"How come you write "Chinese" when both parents are Sikh?"
" Aah, read a newspaper, it says that every 4th person born on the Earth now is a Chinese." 😆 😆 😆

Muskaan

Aik dost doosre se: "tum kis din paida huwe"
Doosra Dost: twaar waale din"
Pehla Dost: "Chal Jhotayyyy! us din to chutti thi.......

maa beti say"beta jab bhi apni frnds say baat cheet karo tu sooch samaj kar bola karo"
beti
"ma agar main soochnay lagoon gi tu topic hi badal jayey ga" 😃

Here's one....

Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation,USA.

A few days later he got this reply:
Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,
You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further
correspondence.
No phone call shall be entertained.

Thanks
Bill Gates.

Laloo prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply.
He arranged a press conference : "Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi
hogee ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil gayee hai."
Everyone was&nbs
p;delighted. Laloo prasad continued....... "Ab hum aap sab ko
apnaa
appointment Letter padkar sunaongaa ? par letter angreeze main hai - isliyen
saath-saath Hindi main translate bhee karoonga.

Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad ----- Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya
You do not meet -----aap to miltay hee naheen ho
our requirement ----- humko to zaroorat hai
Please do not send any furthur correspondance ----- ab Letter vetter bhejne ka

kaouno zaroorat nahee.
No phone call ----- phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai
shall be entertained ----- bahut khaatir kee jayegi.
Thanks ----- aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad.
Bill Gates. ---- Tohar Bilva

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And More.... 😉 😆

Teacher to Sardar " Where were U born?
Sardar : In Tiruvanantapuram.
Teacher : Spell it?
Sardar : (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA.

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Santa : People consider me as a "GOD"
Banta : How do you know??
Santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD ! U have came again..

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Sardar complained 2 Police : Sir all items are missing, except the TV in my house.
Police : How the theif did not take TV???
Sardar : I was watching TV na....

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Thought for the Day!!!

If you call your mother as MUM.. What will you call Mother's younger sis and elder sis?

Answer : MINIMUM & MAXIMUM

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Tihar Jail ordered 999 Shirts and 1000 Pants for its inmates.
Tell why this odd combination?


Answer : Bcos SALMAN KHAN is coming and He hardly wear SHIRTs!!!

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Do you know the similarity between "Dinasaurs" & "Decent Girls"

Answer: Both dont exist on earth !!!

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When do you congratulate someone for their Mistake?

Answer : On their Wedding !!

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Whats the height of Intelligence?

Answer : A 99 year old Sardar going for HUTCH ka naya lifetime scheme ...

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lol.....that dil dil one was funny so r the other ones!! 😆 😆 😆

great i love laloo parsad joke 😆