Ritesh versus Rohit: Conversations, reimagined by our IF wale sadasya

Someday I wish humko ek cameo mil jaye iska if Rits has to play a surgeon in a movie and researches his role. Then he can meet his humshakkal Dr. Sippy

Put on your thinking hats and imagine how the conversation will go 😆😳

Let's make this forum lively again 👍🏼

Rits : Hi Doctor Rohit, I'm superstar Rits 😎

Rohit : Doctor nahi heart surgeon. Cardiologist! Aur mai TV nahi dekhta

Originally posted by: Chinmayi18

Rits : Hi Doctor Rohit, I'm superstar Rits 😎

Rohit : Doctor nahi heart surgeon. Cardiologist! Aur mai TV nahi dekhta

Rits: Lekin main tv pe nahi, big screen pe aata hoon.

Rohit: So? Yeh aapko movie theatre dikh raha hai? The only theatre that exists here is the operation theatre aur waha sirf qualified professionals hi jaa sakte hai.

Rits: *disregarding what was just said* So, mujhe na actually research karna hai ki heart operations kaise conduct hote hai kyunki meri script mein ek scene hai jaha mujhe ek heart operation karna hai, toh main soch raha tha ki main ek operation dekh leta hu taaki mujhe samajh mein aa jaye ki kaise karna hai.

Rohit: *under his breath: Movie mein operation karna hai? I see..I see..humare jaise professionals ko chhod ke aise log operation karenge.* You can watch an online video on the procedure or read up on it, but I cannot allow this. Tum hamare hospital ke intern doctor bhi nahi ho jo tumhe ye saari specialist surgeries samajh aayengi.

Rits: But mujhe ek doctor hone ka magic experience karna hai.

Rohit rolls his eyes and leaves. Some time passes. Rohit getting ready for an operation, Rits sneaks on the gear, and tries to follow him into the OT. Rohit counts how many assistants are there, two nurses enter and he notices Rits.

Rohit: Tum yaha?

Rits: Haan, maine correct gear bhi pehen liya hai, ab Doc. Here to learn, like I said before. Can I help you with anything?

Rohit: -_- Niklo yaha se abhi ke abhi warna tumhara naam police mein de dunga for trespassing in my hospital.

Originally posted by: nautankitadka

Rits: Lekin main tv pe nahi, big screen pe aata hoon.

Rohit: So? Yeh aapko movie theatre dikh raha hai? The only theatre that exists here is the operation theatre aur waha sirf qualified professionals hi jaa sakte hai.

Rits: *disregarding what was just said* So, mujhe na actually research karna hai ki heart operations kaise conduct hote hai kyunki meri script mein ek scene hai jaha mujhe ek heart operation karna hai, toh main soch raha tha ki main ek operation dekh leta hu taaki mujhe samajh mein aa jaye ki kaise karna hai.

Rohit: *under his breath: Movie mein operation karna hai? I see..I see..humare jaise professionals ko chhod ke aise log operation karenge.* You can watch an online video on the procedure or read up on it, but I cannot allow this. Tum hamare hospital ke intern doctor bhi nahi ho jo tumhe ye saari specialist surgeries samajh aayengi.

Rits: But mujhe ek doctor hone ka magic experience karna hai.

Rohit rolls his eyes and leaves. Some time passes. Rohit getting ready for an operation, Rits sneaks on the gear, and tries to follow him into the OT. Rohit counts how many assistants are there, two nurses enter and he notices Rits.

Rohit: Tum yaha?

Rits: Haan, maine correct gear bhi pehen liya hai, ab Doc. Here to learn, like I said before. Can I help you with anything?

Rohit: -_- Niklo yaha se abhi ke abhi warna tumhara naam police mein de dunga for trespassing in my hospital.

As Ritesh is about to run away

Rohit- Wese ek upai hai mere paas. Tum Dr. banne ka magic experience karna chate ho na?

Ritesh- Haaan. Kya upai?

Rohit- Wo Sonakshi k serial mai Parvati k pati marne wale the. Waha tum jaake operation kar sakte ho.

Ritesh- Areh what an idea 💡 sir ji. Abhi magic se tv pe ghus k karti hu. Wese kaunse channel pe?

Rohit- Pata nahi Vimmy se pucho.

Ritesh- Nahi uske sudh Hindi mujhe samaj nahi aate. Kisi aur se puchta hu🤣.

Rohit- Uske pati se puch lo. Wese magic toh Vimmy ko v aati hai. Wo 5 min Mai Katrina Kaif ko laa sakte hai.

🤣🤣🤣